Ubersite
Home - About Us - Contact
"We must become the change we want to see in the world" - Gandhi
Welcome to Ubersite!
Search Ubersite
Search for:

Most Recently Reviewed
  1. You're All Going to Die So...
  2. Word Association Bitch!
  3. I'm Back!
  4. When will women stop sendi...
  5. Wuthering Heights – A book...
  6. What's your Theme Song, Ub...
  7. Sleep now?
  8. Super Important Question
  9. Random Pictures II
  10. A Stoned Question
more...
Most Heated
  1. Sleep now? (78 heat)
  2. What's your Theme Song, Ub... (47 heat)
  3. This isn't creepy at all... (28 heat)
  4. Super Yum? (27 heat)
  5. Wuthering Heights – A book... (24 heat)
  6. 2012: It Could Happen... (22 heat)
  7. SPT, I know why Shlongy di... (20 heat)
  8. Stop! Weathertime, Boring... (19 heat)
  9. Super Important Question (16 heat)
  10. Le Post de Jeudi - Avec Merde (16 heat)
more...
Most Viewed Messages
  1. The Ultimate MS Paint: It... (1216870 hits)
  2. "If I cum now, will it be ... (774198 hits)
  3. How The Hell Do I Get Out ... (507691 hits)
  4. Exploiting Peer-to-Peer Ne... (427363 hits)
  5. Motivating the Weekend (383732 hits)
  6. How To Pick Up Chicks (352545 hits)
  7. Knockoff porn movie titles (327853 hits)
  8. My J-Date Misadventure (317737 hits)
  9. Masturbating on Skype with... (313778 hits)
  10. Badass Australian Cows (275470 hits)
more...
Most Viewed Authors
  1. Bart Cilfone (1572746 hits)
  2. S. William Moore II (1562185 hits)
  3. Razor (1536156 hits)
  4. JMG114 (1496972 hits)
  5. Sydeburnz (1433051 hits)
  6. MickGinny (1400425 hits)
  7. loki (1143751 hits)
  8. Jonukah (1084191 hits)
  9. VACANCY (1071552 hits)
  10. Sayonara (1065609 hits)
  11. weeeeep (1026954 hits)
  12. Obama Fofana (993893 hits)
  13. Yankees! (979697 hits)
  14. Tom (923202 hits)
  15. THE MIGHTY APOLLO (847621 hits)
  16. I Got A Life So I Don't Ha... (833598 hits)
  17. ++TIGER++ ++LILLY++ (815369 hits)
  18. Sorrell (805583 hits)
  19. Wally (797892 hits)
  20. RIP™ (778871 hits)
  21. Tremble, hetero swine! (760373 hits)
  22. Phallic_Cymbals (751918 hits)
  23. RON PAUL 2008! (749269 hits)
  24. HIDDEN101 (741484 hits)
  25. Will Zone (728033 hits)
  26. T then ToM (719901 hits)
  27. User Blocked (714453 hits)
  28. iddqd (701020 hits)
  29. kaos-king (687759 hits)
  30. kaos-king (670209 hits)
Click here to return to the list of messages.

When Zappa Meets Uber: "Camwhorin' Girls/JonnyX Goes Down" (929 hits)

Category: Sound & Music
Labels: captainthorns_music

Rating: 1.57 on 28 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Labels:

Submitted by CaptainThorns (View user info) at 2006-11-30 14:36:25 EST


Yes, you heard right, it's a Zappa-Uber double feature...

..and for those of you too young that may have never even HEARD of Frank Zappa (the horror!), this is parodying "Catholic Girls" and "Bobby Brown Goes Down." Check 'em out sometime - Zappa's good stuff.

I reaaaaally wanted to do recordings of these, but I just don't have the time for it now. Maybe someday, if the demand's high enough. Until then, enjoy...this is the last of my Uber-parodies for a long time.

====================================

"Camwhorin' Girls"

Well, camwhorin' girls
(At the Boobs of Uber lovefest)
Camwhorin' girls
(Do you know how they go?)
Camwhorin' girls
In the annals of Uber
MeTHod might be a fairy
But at least he ain't hairy
Camwhorin' girls
(On the MVA)
Camwhorin' girls
(Make a straight from a gay)
Camwhorin' girls
(There can be no replacement)
How do they go, after their show?

All the way
Thats the way they go
Every day
And none of their partners ever seem to know
Hip-hip-hooray
For all the skin they show
Theres nothing like a camwhorin' girl
Giving Uber a show
While they learn to blow...

Yes, they're learning to blow
All the camwhorin' boys!
(S.I.Co. Semen...)
Camwhorin' boys!
(Kinda ripped, kinda wow!)
Camwhorin' boys!
(Matt Maiorano...)
Were they all well endowed?
Photoshop not allowed!

Camwhorin' girls
(UrbaneMischief smells funny!)
Camwhorin' girls
(Hey! She gave me VD!)
Camwhorin' girls!
(Professional Peon!)
Supple breasts made to plow
They'll make you go wow!

Right away
Thats the way they go
Every day
When the ladies start the show
Matinee
Pass the kleenex please
Theres nothing like a camwhorin' girl
With her hand in her box
And she's on her knees

She was on her knees,
My little camwhorin' girl
(How she loves to undress)
Camwhorin' girls
(Now my pants are a mess)
Camwhorin' girls
(Make me hot for my cousin)
I love what you show
So please post a few dozen
Camwhorin' girls
(Ooooooh!)
Camwhorin' girls
(Ooooooh!)


This is Master Bates...
Bart had a girlfriend named Valerie.
She used to log onto IM every week.
Theyd chat with each other there
Share ideas
And think pure thoughts.
But one night when he was on IM
Valerie wasn't there...
She was posting her cunt on the front page of Uber
In order to make Most Heated
And be remembered for eternity...


*** brief instrumental interlude into "JonnyX Goes Down" ***


(Oooooooo) A real alter! I mean, not real, but almost a real alter...(heiney-heiney, hidey-oh!)

Hey there, people, I'm JonnyX
I like to say "Y HALO THAR BUTTSECKS!"
My posts are slick, my teeth are shiney
I tell all the guys they can kiss my heinie (tiny heinie ho!)
Here I am chillin' at Ubersite
I'm dressin sharp
I'm looking tight
Alters argue with me, but they're a little too dim
So I'll put the smack down as I verbally rape 'em

Oh God I am the Uberian dream
I do not think I'm too extreme
And I'm a handsome son of a bitch
I'm gonna get some new panties that'll make you twitch
(Get a new, get a new, get a new panty...)

Uber fornication
Became a very real temptation
I tell you people, my ratings went platinum
When I fucked this Aussie by the name of Sphagnum
He made a little speech then,
Aw, he tried to make me say when
He had my balls in a vice, then he took the dick
With them no longer hooked on, I made a change real quick

Oh God I am the Uberian dream,
But now I'm attracted to the football team
And I'm a miserable son of a bitch
Am I a boy or a lady? I dont know which!
I wonder...wonder...hi-ho silver!

So I went out and bought me some lingerie
I might look like a lady, but I don't think I'm gay
Got a job modeling undies for ShopKo
That'll teach all the guys to call me a homo
Eventually me and OathMeal
Stopped our fighting after we made a deal
I can take about an hour on his tower of power
As long as Ginger gives me a golden shower

Oh God I am the Uberian dream
With a creeper up my bum 'till it makes me scream
And I sure miss getting head
Hi-ho silver!
Oh god, oh god, I'm so gorgeous!
Hi-ho silver!
And my name is JonnyX

And my name is JonnyX
Hi-ho silver, away!

And my name is JonnyX
Hi-ho silver!

* fade-out crying *

Submit to Digg Submit to StumbleUpon

User Reviews


Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-03-07 09:17:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I can dig this.

Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-03-07 09:07:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-12-01 23:42:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

anyone who doesn't own at least 20 zappa albums is a failure


Damn! do i feel pawned!

Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-03-07 08:59:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-02 12:02:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

excellence

Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-12-01 23:42:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

anyone who doesn't own at least 20 zappa albums is a failure

Submitted by KindaNews (user info) at 2006-12-01 22:36:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

You are not worthy.

Submitted by garudave (user info) at 2006-12-01 22:29:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I didn't read it but referencing Zappa = +2.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-12-01 15:42:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Joe's Garage is the GREATEST ALBUM, EVAR.

If I ever get an alter, I want it to be Central_Scrutinizer.

Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2006-12-01 00:35:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

waiting for the sequal to the tune of "why does it hurt when i pee"...


+2's for life if someone does a "billy the mountain" uber parody

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-11-30 21:43:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Watch out where the Habeeb goes, and don't you eat that yellow snow.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-30 19:13:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-11-30 16:29:45 (#)
Ranking: 0

And I would be privy to this information how? No harm, no foul. :p
===
You don't know my name is Valerie? These crazy usernames, I tells ya..

Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-11-30 19:04:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2006-11-30 18:18:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-11-30 14:41:46 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2006-11-30 14:37:55 (#)
Ranking: 1

JonnyX was killed in a car crash over Thanksgiving weekend near Oceanside, CA.
------------------------------

Whaaaaat?

=============

Actually, he was eaten by Jay Greening in a magic case of mistaken identity over the Thanksgiving holiday.

Jay died the following day of peritonitis. Apparently Jonny fought, perforating Jay's intestine and forcing several gallons of waste out Jay's rectum prematurely, which Jonny then posted on Ubersite.
No one noticed anything amiss.

I for one, will miss them both. The eater and the eatee, the shitter and the shitty, and send them on their way through the intestines of the universe with good wishes to their final destination.

*sniff* fags below!

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2006-11-30 17:14:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 1



Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-11-30 16:29:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-30 14:43:54 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-30 14:36:37 (#)
Ranking: 2

Urbane wasn't the ONLY Valerie on Uber you know..

AHEM
----------------

And I would be privy to this information how? No harm, no foul. :p

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-11-30 16:14:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-30 15:08:43 (#)
Ranking: 2

You've been mentioning these for a while. I've been waiting. With interest. Like a turkey in a hand grenade factory. Like a booger on a hooker's labia. Like sneakers on a waxed gym floor.

And like UPS, you delivered.
--------------------------------

You have such a way with words. :p

Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-11-30 15:13:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Zapparific

Submitted by ScarfaceMN (user info) at 2006-11-30 15:10:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 to any Zappa post!

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-30 15:08:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You've been mentioning these for a while. I've been waiting. With interest. Like a turkey in a hand grenade factory. Like a booger on a hooker's labia. Like sneakers on a waxed gym floor.

And like UPS, you delivered.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-11-30 15:05:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-11-30 14:43:43 (#)
Ranking: 2

Where ya goin' to, Capt'n?
-------------------------------

Nowhere, physically...just using up the last of my Uber parodies here for a while. I've been focusing my efforts on writing and recording original music lately with great luck, so I need to concentrate on that while the creative juices are flowing.

That, and I have work to do at, um, work, for a change. But I'll still drop in as able.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-11-30 14:48:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-11-30 14:46:44 (#)
Ranking: 2

Auto +2 S.I. Co. Semen. Is that JonnyX shit true or just a stupid pindick joke?
---

I'm guessing it's bullshit. He posted something on the 27th, so Thanksgiving weekend was well over already.

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-11-30 14:48:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

you keep saying that - how do you know?

and Thorns - this was kind of creepy. Rather like uber, actually.
---------------------------------
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2006-11-30 14:37:55 (#)
Ranking: 1

JonnyX was killed in a car crash over Thanksgiving weekend near Oceanside, CA.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-11-30 14:46:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Auto +2 S.I. Co. Semen. Is that JonnyX shit true or just a stupid pindick joke?

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-30 14:43:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-30 14:36:37 (#)
Ranking: 2

Urbane wasn't the ONLY Valerie on Uber you know..

AHEM



Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-11-30 14:43:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Where ya goin' to, Capt'n?

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-11-30 14:41:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2006-11-30 14:37:55 (#)
Ranking: 1

JonnyX was killed in a car crash over Thanksgiving weekend near Oceanside, CA.
------------------------------

Whaaaaat?

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-11-30 14:39:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Repost 'cause I fucked up the original post and now my picture's gone. ~ le sigh~

Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2006-11-30 14:37:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

JonnyX was killed in a car crash over Thanksgiving weekend near Oceanside, CA.


Flanders! My socks feel dirty! Gimme some water to wash 'em!

-- Homer Simpson
Boy-Scoutz n the Hood