You Americans Gotta Stop Letting Nigerians Serve In Your Military... (1003 hits)
Category: Politics -> IraqRating: 1.18 on 25 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Kai The Guy (View user info) at 2006-11-30 16:45:33 EST
Check this shit out; Im sure it's not new to a lifeless computer geek like most of you, but it might be to someone with a sex life that DOESN'T involve a keyboard & a factory sponsorship from Kleenex Inc. who doesn't constantly lurk the 'net. After getting a million Nigerian scam e mails, this is actually a refreshing change. Who falls for this shit, anyway? I hope one of you right wing American Uber jarheads tracks this guy down & kicks his ass for besmirching the image of your beloved military!
On a side note, I've been away for a year or so. It's like I just left my computer desk to take a piss & came back - same shit, different flies. Well, mostly different. I'd still be on the MVA, which tells me either
A)Bart continues to smack down anyone but his favourite pets.
B)You all suck.
As always, the truth is probably somewhere in the middle.
Getting back to the email below... Where the fuck are they growing Cocoa in Iraq, anyway? Sounds as potent as Colombian heroin, or American Marijuana..... Bah!
EAST VAN ROCKS!
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Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2006-12-01 16:02:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Getting back to the email below... Where the fuck are they growing Cocoa in Iraq, anyway? Sounds as potent as Colombian heroin, or American Marijuana..... Bah!
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A) It didn't say they were growing Cocoa, it said they had a big bunch of cocaine. Not the same thing.
B) Some of the best pot ever comes from New York, Vermont, and California.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2006-12-01 11:42:49 EST (#)
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That girl looks like she really needs that weiner, they could have given her a coat it looks cold.
I hadn't seen that email before, damn I can't even get spam mail right I suck.
Submitted by combatwombat (user info) at 2006-12-01 07:12:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is absurd. Aside from the horrendous english that probably made more sense to the UberBrits, this was just fucking ridiculous. However:
"I hope one of you right wing American Uber jarheads tracks this guy down & kicks his ass for besmirching the image of your beloved military! "
^ I'm on it.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-12-01 05:55:23 EST (#)
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kai?
what've you been up to? its been ages.
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2006-11-30 23:07:21 EST (#)
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You should have asked him if you could keep the cocaine instead.
Submitted by littledan (user info) at 2006-11-30 22:44:00 EST (#)
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I spent most of the time reading this article thinking about the hot dog sucking wenches waiting to meet me on Lavalife.
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2006-11-30 22:01:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Wait, please tell me Nigerian prince Umbutu Mutumbu is real!!!
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-11-30 21:36:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't stop looking at that picture to the right of the email message.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2006-11-30 20:12:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-30 17:15:33 (#)
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Auto moron -2.
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Attention Jeffrey Laben:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/65741.
Now THAT'S an auto moron!
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2006-11-30 18:53:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Old user sighting!
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-11-30 18:43:31 EST (#)
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Kai is still ALIVE? Well I'll be damned.
Submitted by v8lover (user info) at 2006-11-30 17:21:02 EST (#)
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OMG you guys are soooo stupid!
I'm sending him my banking information right now!
I'll be rich! Suckas!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-30 17:15:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Auto moron -2.
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2006-11-30 17:13:22 EST (#)
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Why do you say he's Nigerian? You sir, are racist!
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-11-30 17:09:21 EST (#)
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kicked off MVA ;(
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2006-11-30 17:05:32 EST (#)
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suck
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2006-11-30 17:05:23 EST (#)
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i
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2006-11-30 17:05:15 EST (#)
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me
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2006-11-30 17:05:08 EST (#)
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fuck
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2006-11-30 17:04:57 EST (#)
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Auto I-thought-you-fell-off-the-face-of-the-earth,-but-I'm-kinda-glad-you-didn't +2
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2006-11-30 17:01:08 EST (#)
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Submitted by beauxjizzle (user info) at 2006-11-30 16:50:30 (#)
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that bitch on the right really made me want a blowjob
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-11-30 16:53:39 EST (#)
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Where the HELL have you beeeen?????
Submitted by jfreakman (user info) at 2006-11-30 16:51:20 EST (#)
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I liked it.
hmm...
That email is old, tho.
Submitted by beauxjizzle (user info) at 2006-11-30 16:50:30 EST (#)
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that bitch on the right really made me want a blowjob
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2006-11-30 16:50:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Whats with the big gaps between the text and the picture?
WTF Im not going to scroll all that!