It Came From A Box (248 hits)
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Submitted by Roy Lichtenstein <uberstein80.at.cooltoad.com> (View user info) at 2006-11-30 20:54:26 EST
In a small town, made up of yelling water towers and crimson weeping pavement, began the end of a mad man. It was the night of an illuminated sky by the indigo planet Kamakali 2, and not a rat was dying from fertilizer. Upon a rusted hill of nuts and bolts sat a box, teetering from the sight of a wolf eating it's own head. Inside the box was a little kitten with fangs larger than three inches in length, fur cascading from his torso like crooked beams of light, and eyes more demonic than the gargoyle guarding the box.
--Suddenly, the wolf's head was completely eaten, and the box fell to the ground. And it came from the box. . .
I passed out. But when I came to I realized the acid trip was over.
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Submitted by jfreakman (user info) at 2006-12-01 00:46:10 EST (#)
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DIE!
Submitted by jfreakman (user info) at 2006-12-01 00:46:00 EST (#)
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...(wait for it...)
Submitted by jfreakman (user info) at 2006-12-01 00:45:41 EST (#)
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Submitted by jfreakman (user info) at 2006-12-01 00:45:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by jfreakman (user info) at 2006-12-01 00:45:12 EST (#)
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Submitted by jfreakman (user info) at 2006-12-01 00:44:52 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by RoytheJoy (user info) at 2006-11-30 22:24:27 EST (#)
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Oh and I'll post one a day when there is a worth while article to read.
Submitted by RoytheJoy (user info) at 2006-11-30 22:22:59 EST (#)
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you people act like this is a prestigious site. You correct me like I give a shit. And worst of all you people [and I use the term loosely] use the term "nOOb". How about you go back onto your RPG games and stay away from literary elements? MAD Magazine couldn't use this material. I only registered onto this site to exploit lame-asses like yourselves and of course get an occasional comment for you [because you bums can't help yourselves]. But there is light at the end of the tunnel: It appears Micheal Richards DOES have a fan base. Congrats. :D
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2006-11-30 21:57:57 EST (#)
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Your posts are not good to read.
Submitted by maf54 (user info) at 2006-11-30 21:56:54 EST (#)
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wow you trip? that's so deep. you must be an amazing person.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-11-30 21:45:51 EST (#)
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Since, you ARE a noob, and a not-so-bright one at that. You can only psot one psot a day because:
1. you can only have one psot on the front screen at a time
2. Whenever you clutter the fornt page with your shit it drops another post OFF the front page, and i don't liek good stuff being knocked off byshitty shit lieks this shit is pretty shit. I mean shit don't you think this is sort of shitty shit? Like the shit i took last night in the shitter?
Fuck spell check i can't type and im proud of it.
Submitted by RoytheJoy (user info) at 2006-11-30 21:18:01 EST (#)
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Submitted by Cadrach (user info) at 2006-11-30 21:12:48 (#)
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Submitted by RoytheJoy (user info) at 2006-11-30 21:06:43 (#)
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One Post Per Day...my ass.
Where was that rule at?
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Right next to the one about ending a sentence with a preposition, butt-fucker.
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Oh yeah. Thanks Cadrach. But my question was rhetorical. So next time STFU :D LOVE YA! And St. Jimmy is still my hero!
Submitted by RoytheJoy (user info) at 2006-11-30 21:15:27 EST (#)
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St. Jimmy_cap -- You're an awesome douche bag. I think of you as a good friend now. How about you could be my official critic? I only have one duty for you as my official critic though, use your own material to slander me! PLEASE!
Submitted by Cadrach (user info) at 2006-11-30 21:12:48 EST (#)
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Submitted by RoytheJoy (user info) at 2006-11-30 21:06:43 (#)
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One Post Per Day...my ass.
Where was that rule at?
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Right next to the one about ending a sentence with a preposition, butt-fucker.
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2006-11-30 21:10:59 EST (#)
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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-11-30 21:02:35 (#)
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1 post a day.
Not three.
Submitted by Darksun (user info) at 2006-11-30 21:07:10 EST (#)
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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-11-30 21:02:35 (#)
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1 post a day.
Not three.
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Actually, I thought it was quite funny.
Why judge an individual post on the number of posts the poster has made? Thats not right.
Submitted by RoytheJoy (user info) at 2006-11-30 21:06:43 EST (#)
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One Post Per Day...my ass.
Where was that rule at?
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-11-30 21:02:35 EST (#)
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1 post a day.
Not three.