UberMen Illustrated!!! (2184 hits)
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Submitted by kaos-king (antius777) (View user info) at 2006-11-30 22:16:05 EST
I should be working on my UberMadness story...
... but I haven't been.
Instead, I've been thinking about the series I did a while back called "Uber Assemble!!!"
I had fun turning almost 100 Uber Users into Super Heroes and Villains, then promptly having them slaughter each other off.
If you haven't read it... http://www.ubersite.com/u/kaos-king/l/uberassemble
Anyhow -
Once I finally get beaten in UM4, I think I'm going to do a sequel to the series. I've been playing with a number of different concepts in my head. A major problem is how to bring everyone back, seeing as by the end, every single character had suffered from some form of grisly death. And then the universe ended. So, yeah. Plus, it was a bitch writing in triple digit names. I understand everybody wanted to appear at some point, but it got a little out of hand. I'm probably going to select about 40 characters and stick with that.
To do a bit of prepping, I drew out a number of the users that will be appearing in the sequel. I wanted to get the idea of what they were going to look like more firmly established in my head. Now why did these particular people get chosen??? either 1) They're friends of mine. 2) They play a major role in the Uberverse, or 3) I just had an awesome idea for their power/costume.
So after 3 days, and listening to a lot of Alkaline Trio, Muse and Thrice... this is what I came up with. True, it's all totally lame, but everybody else around here is too busy studying for finals to go out drinking with me.
User Reviews
Submitted by Sepsis (user info) at 2006-12-13 20:07:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2006-12-08 21:42:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This was awesome.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-12-08 21:20:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
NICE!!
I was in that... forget how I died. I think I fell asleep on my back and suffocated.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-12-08 20:03:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-12-06 21:42:55 (#)
Ranking: 2
now I wanna see the drawring of Pwincess Lisa
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-12-07 17:12:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I have a feeling his picture of lisa would involve a vagina and some sort of female circumcision.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-12-06 21:42:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
now I wanna see the drawring of Pwincess Lisa
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-12-04 21:16:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
These are really, really cool.
I wish I had one. :(
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2006-12-04 21:00:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes! I've always wanted a tail!!
Submitted by Astropath (user info) at 2006-12-04 19:53:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Very talented
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-12-04 17:03:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't believe I missed this.
Hmm - I wonder how you'd draw me? I've left you with so many pics to choose from...
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-12-04 09:37:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-12-04 07:46:58 (#)
Ranking: 2
I was listed in Uber assemble but I don't think I was ever killed...
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Mevermind, I was listed in the new one but not the old one..
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-12-04 09:30:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahaha...awesome.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-12-04 09:10:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fucking ACE!
Do me next!
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-12-04 07:46:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I was listed in Uber assemble but I don't think I was ever killed...
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-12-03 22:12:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2006-12-01 21:04:31 (#)
Ranking: 2
You need to redraw Apollo with a larger forehead. """
that's just mean
:(
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2006-12-03 13:41:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Fungah always gets left out on these things.
Fungah desires to be drawn. He requests you use chiarascuro shading to give depth to his mantis like features.
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2006-12-03 02:21:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Great artwork!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-12-02 11:25:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
He's going to need to re-fill his ink pen for that to happen, Tim.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-12-02 10:38:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i want to be illustrated
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-12-01 23:27:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you know, I have at least 5 inches on Method.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2006-12-01 21:04:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You need to redraw Apollo with a larger forehead.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-12-01 20:15:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
RAD LOOKS LIKE AL FROM TOOL TIME
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-12-01 20:04:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fat chance of THAT ever happening, scourge. You're a homosexual pirate, I highly doubt I will die at your hands.
........I just sealed my own fate by saying that, didn't I?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-12-01 19:00:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
alright, i look badass. no doubt about this. can i use this as my image on the website that is not to be named?
i don't even care WHO i get to kill in the new series, as long as i get to kill someone. (let it be Method please)
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-12-01 16:16:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I just noticed Kaos drew me with man hands!
Fantastic!
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-12-01 16:15:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-12-01 12:20:45 (#)
Ranking: 2
yah. jack's picture rocks. and forensicgirl's is an amazing likeness.
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Yours looks just like you! Kaos spent EXTRA time on you. ;) wink wink
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-12-01 15:58:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
does Caulaincourt have a Prince Albert?
you have good taste in music and i like your drawerings.
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2006-12-01 15:44:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You rock.
Submitted by MadameDestrukt (user info) at 2006-12-01 15:22:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That was just...neat.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-12-01 13:45:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i want in as a wandering smoke elemenal.
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-12-01 13:35:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-12-01 13:33:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i can't even describe how fucking awesome your stuff is.
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2006-12-01 13:00:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
TigerLilly is aces. She looks like she has a sassy walk to her.
And... wtf is an alien teleporter?
Submitted by beauxjizzle (user info) at 2006-12-01 12:31:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you forgot BeauxJizzle and his amazingly gi-normous Cajun Sausage and Tasty Boudin Balls
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-12-01 12:20:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
yah. jack's picture rocks. and forensicgirl's is an amazing likeness.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-12-01 12:16:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
great!
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-12-01 11:57:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-12-01 11:41:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
beautiful, I wihs I had a chest like that though
Submitted by 0bnoxious (user info) at 2006-12-01 10:18:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuckin nice, Caulaincourt kicks some major arses
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-12-01 09:46:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Jeebus, here we go with all the Uber sucking up
"Pick me! Pick me! Can I be in it?!?!"
Leave the man to his own devices. =P I'm sure he'll fit you in if you're important enough to have a part.
You have wonderful artistic abilities, Kaos
I enjoy your work and look forward to the continuation of the series
Good luck! =D
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2006-12-01 09:43:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-12-01 09:18:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you don't love me anymore :'(
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-12-01 09:05:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-12-01 08:52:15 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-12-01 08:31:57 (#)
Ranking: 1
You know what would have made this a lot better, don't you?
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More cowbell?
I've got a fever
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-12-01 08:58:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-12-01 01:54:15 (#)
Ranking: 2
Is it weird that I popped a boner when I saw Sacrilicious' likeness?
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It's the tits, isn't it? (Thanks for giving me some!)
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-12-01 08:52:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-12-01 08:31:57 (#)
Ranking: 1
You know what would have made this a lot better, don't you?
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More cowbell?
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-12-01 08:42:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Bald with the goatee.
Groovy.
You got skillz.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-12-01 08:31:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
You know what would have made this a lot better, don't you?
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2006-12-01 08:08:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is seriously cool!
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-12-01 08:01:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Make me a villain.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-12-01 07:22:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ooh ooh also, Scourge looks a wee bitlike Nikolai Dante and ,as always, Mehtod looks the fucking SHIT!
I wish I was Method...*weeeeeeeeps*
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-12-01 07:20:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is pretty neat, although there is not a single mention of sicosemen in this or the uberassemble.
NEEDS MORE S.I. Co. Semen.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-12-01 06:59:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome!
Although it does mean that my Xmen analogue is Beast...I fucking HATE Beast.
Submitted by Bizantine (user info) at 2006-12-01 06:05:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
wow
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-12-01 05:17:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice drawings. I especially like how Caulaincourt looks like he's fondling an imaginary pair of balls and had an accident on his man-period.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2006-12-01 04:05:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't worry, uber... i figured something out...
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-12-01 04:04:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAH
I like them dressed as characters from Star Trek http://www.ubersite.com/u/redskieslookfake/l/star_trek
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2006-12-01 03:31:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
UBER: I NEED YOUR ADVICE.
I just ate a massive pot brownie.
What do i do now?
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2006-12-01 03:25:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Why is it that you never see fat super heroes? I'm not fat I'm just wondering is all.
Great art work by the way, shouldn't Jack have a cat on his shoulder or something? Or is it going to be cyborg cat minions?
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-12-01 02:59:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is lame?
Are you fucking kidding??!
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-12-01 02:49:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Do I not exist anymore?!
Great post, though
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2006-12-01 02:32:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-12-01 00:25:33 (#)
Ranking: 2
MOTHERFUCKER!
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Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-12-01 00:25:14 (#)
Ranking: 0
nice work, hit the showers
hahaha
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-12-01 01:54:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Is it weird that I popped a boner when I saw Sacrilicious' likeness?
Brian!
The drawing is improving. Keep at that. I believe if you do, an exeptional artist may come of you.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-12-01 01:44:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
yay!
Submitted by jfreakman (user info) at 2006-12-01 01:31:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
awesome.
Actually I can't remember what I was reviewing, so have a +2.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-12-01 00:44:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
After ghola the likenesses fell apart--Caulaincourt was shunning "blue steel"; and McCallum was missing his ashtray, book, pack of cigarettes, and other literary affectations.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-12-01 00:26:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry man
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-12-01 00:26:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-12-01 00:25:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
SORRY ANT
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-12-01 00:25:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
MOTHERFUCKER!
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-12-01 00:25:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
nice work, hit the showers
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2006-12-01 00:22:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-11-30 22:27:10 (#)
Ranking: 2
Apollo's head is normal sized :(
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Grave oversight.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-12-01 00:17:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for the first 3. Now i'll check out the rest
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-12-01 00:14:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-30 22:55:47 (#)
Ranking: 2
I want to fuck your fat mouth so hard """
i genuinely ROARED laughing at that.
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2006-12-01 00:03:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for listening to thrice
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-12-01 00:00:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
oh good... I enjoyed that series!
WOOT KEEP IT GOIN ON!
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2006-11-30 23:49:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is fabulous even if Im not in it
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-11-30 23:40:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
another list I didn't make! weep.
Submitted by PhillipTheGreat (user info) at 2006-11-30 23:25:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
If I plus two this, am I a nerd?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-30 23:11:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh yeah...I was undone by Tiger's leg in the first series. What a lovely way to go.
Now draw me, Mr. Man.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-30 23:08:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I just skimmed over the series again. I forgot I took out Danger_Ranger. He knows it's because he never showed me his Tremendous Room. And the way ghola and I went out was fucking ace.
I keep coming back to look at these..amazing.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-11-30 23:02:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy fuck..... you simply HAVE to do me...... PLEASE DO ME, YOU THROBBING HUNK OF MAN!!!
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-11-30 23:02:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
When I was a little kid and my teachers asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up I always said Mutant Brain Cyborg.
This shit is hilarious, and I envy your artistic abilities.
Even my stick figures look like shit.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-30 22:59:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
= )
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-30 22:58:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
These are really fantastic. Cool work, man.
I especially like TL and TTOM. TTOM reminds me of the Ultra-Humanite from the old DC comics.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-11-30 22:57:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-30 22:55:47 (#)
Ranking: 2
I want to fuck your fat mouth so hard"
dude.
i haven't laughed that hard in ages.
dear god
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-30 22:55:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I want to fuck your fat mouth so hard
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-11-30 22:45:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ETS, I tried drawing you in various poses and with both long and short hair.
Then I tried a hat.
Nothing.
I just couldn't capture you.
There was much swearing and chain smoking...
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-11-30 22:44:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
wow, kaos. you just turned ETS from raging frothing-at-the-mouth die-hard wannabe guerilla into... emo.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-11-30 22:41:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, you wouldn't be the first person to give up on me.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-11-30 22:39:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
and the best one's definitely mccallum
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-11-30 22:38:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
muse's new album fuckin rocks
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-11-30 22:34:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Brdn Nkd was particulary difficult to draw, as was Axolotl.
I totally gave up on drawing ETS. Nothing looked right.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-11-30 22:29:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
fleur de lys auto +2
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-11-30 22:27:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Apollo's head is normal sized :(
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-30 22:25:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ooh..scourge and rad look particularly hot.
I look sooo tall. Who's only 5'0 NOW bitches? And I wear long skirts a whole lot..how'd you know?
Oh, and I'd love to own the gloves and corset.
AWESOME.
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2006-11-30 22:24:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is quite possibly the coolest list I'm not on.
I would like consideration for part 3 though, since I've actually been to Kent, OH.
Rt. 59 Woo!!!
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-11-30 22:24:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-11-30 22:24:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
KK these are fucking awesome!
Uber Assemble ruled! This rules too. Good work.
*waits for list of bitches and complaints from people who didn't get on
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2006-11-30 22:23:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I wish I had heard about this earlier so that I stood a chance of being in it.
In any event though you did a fantastic job and I look forward to the series.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-11-30 22:20:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WOW! Tiger's is fantastic!!!
And thank you for posing me in a coy fashion.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-11-30 22:19:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I like it
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-11-30 22:18:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I've been looking forward to this all night.
Not actually all night, periodically throughout.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2006-11-30 22:18:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fucking awesome. And +2 for Muse.