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Tissue (312 hits)

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Rating: -0.64 on 12 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by awj002 (View user info) at 2006-12-01 09:47:09 EST


this place smells like urine.
this place smells like urine idiot.

wet and topheavy you pay the toll and
roll down the subglass board
bumpers throw like mosh levers
ballsy motherfuck for whom meaninglessness
is nihilarious.

now here come the pedagogical piano players
drizzling ivory mesh down
an hourglass crashes and catches death in time signature,
listen: for a time. listen, for
the cracklehum of analog breath like
a shovel across linoleum and these three things
simultaneously -

drop targets draining, steam scalding, stomach spaghetti straining,
all these syncopaniously:
a serpentine containing phenylala-la-la-.nine.
containing the right to choose, a spiraling angel-armed corkscrew,
the refrain: you pull that plunger,
the 'of course' courses through your brain, 'til
a lumpsucked mother's glossylalia remains. raisin'
you nique ta mere'in snowflake, shake your genes, man,
double X-why
hermaphrodite

and now we are skirting the tissue.
thou seeketh five-givenness and I grant three.
a hemoglobin strand with corduroy sty,
killjoy and die.
idiot.

you pull that plunger
you pay the ayatollah
and why would you come here
in first place

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Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2006-12-04 07:53:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by spontaneous (user info) at 2006-12-01 10:26:48 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2006-12-01 10:08:25 (#)
Ranking: -2

This is shit.


google image search "tissue paper"

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THAT WAS SHIT

IMAGE SEARCH FOR 'FELCHING' FTW

GO GERBILS WOO!!

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Do you have safesearch on dickface? Did you miss the images of the guy who shits through a hole in his belly!

Seriously, Google image search (with safesearch off) "tissue paper"


WOO GO COMMUNISM!

Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2006-12-01 16:29:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2006-12-01 16:12:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by awj002 (user info) at 2006-12-01 13:46:14 (#)
Ranking: 0

wow, nobody takes writing seriously here. they should just call this site: "site for prepubescent whiners."

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Uber is actually a German word for, "Site for prepubescent whiners," making the site's full English name, "Site for prepubescent whiners site."

Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2006-12-01 15:09:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

no

Submitted by marginwalker (user info) at 2006-12-01 14:59:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

oh oh fetid urine
yeah

Submitted by awj002 (user info) at 2006-12-01 13:46:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

wow, nobody takes writing seriously here. they should just call this site: "site for prepubescent whiners."

Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2006-12-01 13:10:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-12-01 11:11:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2



Submitted by spontaneous (user info) at 2006-12-01 10:27:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by spontaneous (user info) at 2006-12-01 10:26:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2006-12-01 10:08:25 (#)
Ranking: -2

This is shit.


google image search "tissue paper"

------------

THAT WAS SHIT

IMAGE SEARCH FOR 'FELCHING' FTW

GO GERBILS WOO!!

Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2006-12-01 10:08:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

This is shit.


google image search "tissue paper"

Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2006-12-01 09:56:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I dig, daddy-o.


You know something, folks, as ridiculous as this sounds, I would rather
feel the sweet breath of my beautiful wife on the back of my neck as I
sleep than stuff dollar bills into some stranger's G-string.

-- Homer Simpson
Homer's Night Out