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Hey guys, I put you all into groups, and stuff (821 hits)

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Submitted by GMCrayon (View user info) at 2006-12-02 14:25:28 EST


~The Asshole Alliance~

Shlongy
Method
PFF
Caulaincourt
Apollo

~The Cunt Crew~

Lisa

~The Beautiful, Intelligent, Gifted, Male-Intimidating Cunt Crew~

Loki

~The Retard Regiment~

Habeeb (Honorary Member)
Electro (Lifetime Member. I heard you got autism. Get well soon!)

~The Specialist Squad~

TTOM (Round head posts)
Orgasmatron (Poetry)
Spooner (AHTT)

~The "Who The Hell Are These Fucks?"~

Maltese
Shinebox
8track
frankthebear
RayG

~The Sorely Missed~

IHAKF
Pedro the Dirty Mexican
Degreeless
Kristen

~The Not-So-Sorely Missed~

JGreening
UnderOathMeal
Urbane
Jimthefiend
Lojope (got raped, pass it on)

~The Revolutionaries~

Shitfuck
ETS
Rob_Berg

~The Bible Brigade~

Domenad
Indoninja
Jack Mccallum

~God~

Vermin

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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-12-03 23:11:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

RING-A-DING-DING-DING-NAMEDROP

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-12-03 23:10:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I like to see myself as more of a "ringer" and not a "specialist."

Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2006-12-03 08:37:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Is there a group that gets free fudgesickles, cause I love fudgesickles and would so be in it. I'll do just about anything also, up to and including YO MOMMA! OH SNAP! BURN! Oh shit yes that did infact just happen HAHAHAHAHAHA suckaduck might want some water for the wicked burn! GWAAAA!

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-12-03 08:14:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'd rather be in Jacks group than most of these other ones.

Instead of bible brigade, I'd rather "guys who are usually right about stuff" ~or~ "guys who act like my grampa"

Submitted by GMCrayon (user info) at 2006-12-03 06:13:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-12-03 05:58:43 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2006-12-02 14:39:53 (#)
Ranking: 0

The Bible Brigade? Huh?

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Ditto. I don't follow any religion, I don't believe in any god, and the only religious service I ever attended was a funeral.

Research, pal. Research.

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Neither is Habeeb really a retard, nor Fetish really missed. It's just my name for the Uber right wingers, and Bible Brigade sounds smoother than, well... Rightwing Renegades or something.

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-12-03 05:58:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2006-12-02 14:39:53 (#)
Ranking: 0

The Bible Brigade? Huh?

--



Ditto. I don't follow any religion, I don't believe in any god, and the only religious service I ever attended was a funeral.

Research, pal. Research.


Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2006-12-03 03:32:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Needs more Yardbirds.

Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-12-03 03:25:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Awe inspiring

Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2006-12-03 02:31:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

funny how you use rayg and not my user name though.....

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-12-03 02:18:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

darko is in my gang

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-12-03 01:56:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I'm not included.

Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-12-03 01:36:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-12-02 15:11:17 (#)
Ranking: -2

alter

=)

Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2006-12-03 01:11:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

im glad to be semi off the radar......

Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2006-12-03 00:08:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

So...

That's all of us, huh?

I knew there were a lot of alters, but who knew it was this insane?

Don't forget me next time. I'm in the "MILF" category.

Submitted by GMCrayon (user info) at 2006-12-02 23:59:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I don't think you're an alter. The actual alter count in that group is probably about 1-2/5.

And I like pants.

Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2006-12-02 23:30:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

it grieves me that some people here still think I'm an alter.
without whining, since I know that would be pointless, I just want to be accepted and my writing fairly criticised, the same way I treat everyone else here. I'd even give sicosemen a positive rating if I thought he deserved it. I'm all about fair play. I don't take cheap shots, I don't hate anyone, there's enough room for everyone here, and I admire the diversity. without diversity, this site would become stagnant.
in closing, I endorse pants.
remember: a vote for me is a vote for pants!

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-12-02 22:45:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

sigh - another list I didn't make it onto

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-12-02 21:55:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-12-02 21:27:25 (#)
Ranking: -2

===

You guys could pick on me.

---

-2?

Are you just sad you didn't make the list?


Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-12-02 21:27:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-12-02 18:05:51 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-12-02 17:50:27 (#)
Ranking: 2

"Dude, you are the one who insists on this pointless little 'battle'.

I told you how weary I was to continue this idiocy and asked if you wanted to just pretend to get along."
**********
Rob, I agreed with you long ago about dropping the battle, but you are the one who continued it.

Either way, do you want to quit now? Gang up on some other loser on this site? Lemme know.

---

Really?

Oh, Ok then - consider it done.

Must have missed that somewhere along the way. My bad.
===

You guys could pick on me.

Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-12-02 19:13:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Who are you?

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-12-02 18:30:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-12-02 18:27:50 (#)
Ranking: 1

I'm glad that I can't be classified.
************
Sure you can: Neutered invertebrate. No balls, no backbone.

:-D Just kidding, ya old poop.


Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-12-02 18:27:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I'm glad that I can't be classified.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-12-02 18:05:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-12-02 17:50:27 (#)
Ranking: 2

"Dude, you are the one who insists on this pointless little 'battle'.

I told you how weary I was to continue this idiocy and asked if you wanted to just pretend to get along."
**********
Rob, I agreed with you long ago about dropping the battle, but you are the one who continued it.

Either way, do you want to quit now? Gang up on some other loser on this site? Lemme know.

---

Really?

Oh, Ok then - consider it done.

Must have missed that somewhere along the way. My bad.


Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-12-02 17:50:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

"Dude, you are the one who insists on this pointless little 'battle'.

I told you how weary I was to continue this idiocy and asked if you wanted to just pretend to get along."
**********
Rob, I agreed with you long ago about dropping the battle, but you are the one who continued it.

Either way, do you want to quit now? Gang up on some other loser on this site? Lemme know.



Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-12-02 17:15:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

"I will fuck with you if I am bored and you say something stupid. Period. I get no real satisfaction in tearing apart you pathetic attempts to engage me in some trivial battle of 'wits'. I LOVE e-scrapping and pounding out my smarmy tripe gives me great satisfaction."

---

hmmm.

I felt the need to fix that sentence up:

"I will fuck with you if I am bored and you say something stupid. Period. I get no real satisfaction in tearing apart your pathetic attempts to engage me in some trivial battle of 'wits'. I LOVE e-scrapping and pounding out my smarmy tripe is what gives me greatest satisfaction - you are insignificant."

Yeah. That has more punch.

Carry on.


Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2006-12-02 17:06:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-12-02 14:48:25 (#)
Ranking: -2

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Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2006-12-02 14:40:02 (#)
Ranking: -2

auto -2 ass kissing post
*******
How does an asshole kiss an ass?
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Watch "Requiem for a Dream"

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-12-02 16:45:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

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Rob, you're a fucking moron. The only bridge I care about is the one I hope you jump off of in the near future. Your bullshit tires me, as I'm sure it does the rest of this site. You wish to be an intellectual here, but, as Iddqd once told you, you are not as bright as you think you are. Find soneone else to fuck with, moron, you are not even in my class. You are hated by the majority here, so eat shit and die...

BTW, you are "much to lazy?" Learn the language, fool.

---

Dude, you are the one who insists on this pointless little 'battle'.

I told you how weary I was to continue this idiocy and asked if you wanted to just pretend to get along.

You refused - so here we are and you are getting petulant?

"Find someone else to fuck with?"

HAHA

Hey retard - have I ever mentioned you in the title of any post I have ever made?

That is funny.

Look crusty, I find you annoying. I don't think you are funny or entertaining in any way. At least iddqd is a smart e-mo crybaby who has the capacity to string some amusing words together and make some sort of point. You just rely on childish name calling, empty threats and conjecture filled nonsense.

I amuse me. That is what I enjoy about this site - it affords me endless opportunities for personal enjoyment. I like the conversation, I enjoy some of the stories but what I truly appreciate is the collection of personalities and the dynamic energy that is created by giving such a diverse collection of unique assholes the open market to peddle their intellectual wares. It is a fascinating bazaar of retards and genius-types who embrace the 'way of the whore' and fill the joint with their unmitigated bullshit.

It is delightful.

I will fuck with you if I am bored and you say something stupid. Period. I get no real satisfaction in tearing apart you pathetic attempts to engage me in some trivial battle of 'wits'. I LOVE e-scrapping and pounding out my smarmy tripe gives me great satisfaction.

I am every bit as bright as I think I am and you are most certainly right in your assessment - we are not in the same class. I am much smarter than you.


Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-12-02 16:12:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

AFTER A FEW SECONDS CONSIDERTION U GUN GIT A 1

(0 + 2) / 2 = 1

Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-12-02 16:11:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

WTF

I R IN TEH WHO TEH FUX P DEZ PPL GROUP!?!??!?

WEL U SIRE R R0NGZZZ

I R MOAR N0TABLE TH3N BUDDHA U COK

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL INTARWEBZZZZZ!!!1!

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-12-02 16:09:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-12-02 15:59:32 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-12-02 15:30:32 (#)
Ranking: -2

Yeah, Robbie really qualifies as a revolutionary.
More like a revolving dipshit...

---

When you type up this sort of humourless chirping - do you actually chuckle to yourself before hitting 'rank'?

I'm genuinely curious if you actually think you are even somewhat entertaining - or if you are fully aware of how boring and painful you are.


You are right, though. I am not a revolutionary.

While I am certainly guilty of revolutionary thought and will participate in the ineveitable revolution we will be having (sooner rather than later) - I am much to lazy and overwhelmed with self interest to organize anything myself.

You? Yer just a grumpy old fuck who gets his dial up jollies pretending to be relevant on a degenerate website crammed with nerds and retards. Aren't you late for bridge?

******************
Rob, you're a fucking moron. The only bridge I care about is the one I hope you jump off of in the near future. Your bullshit tires me, as I'm sure it does the rest of this site. You wish to be an intellectual here, but, as Iddqd once told you, you are not as bright as you think you are. Find soneone else to fuck with, moron, you are not even in my class. You are hated by the majority here, so eat shit and die...

BTW, you are "much to lazy?" Learn the language, fool.


Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-12-02 15:59:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-12-02 15:30:32 (#)
Ranking: -2

Yeah, Robbie really qualifies as a revolutionary.
More like a revolving dipshit...

---

When you type up this sort of humourless chirping - do you actually chuckle to yourself before hitting 'rank'?

I'm genuinely curious if you actually think you are even somewhat entertaining - or if you are fully aware of how boring and painful you are.


You are right, though. I am not a revolutionary.

While I am certainly guilty of revolutionary thought and will participate in the ineveitable revolution we will be having (sooner rather than later) - I am much to lazy and overwhelmed with self interest to organize anything myself.

You? Yer just a grumpy old fuck who gets his dial up jollies pretending to be relevant on a degenerate website crammed with nerds and retards. Aren't you late for bridge?


Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-12-02 15:34:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-12-02 15:30:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Yeah, Robbie really qualifies as a revolutionary.
More like a revolving dipshit...


Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-12-02 15:29:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-12-02 15:25:00 (#)
Ranking: 1

I can live with most of this. """



Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-12-02 15:25:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I can live with most of this.

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-12-02 15:11:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

alter

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-12-02 14:55:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2


Sweet! I think that is a fine list. Glad to have made it.


You forgot to create a Geriatric ass-sucker category for poor Bubba there.


I think he is now e-pouting.


Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-12-02 14:53:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

wtf is this shit?

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-12-02 14:48:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

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Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2006-12-02 14:40:02 (#)
Ranking: -2

auto -2 ass kissing post
*******
How does an asshole kiss an ass?


Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-12-02 14:47:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Consider the excellent intellects you left out, and go forth and kill yourself.
You fucking retarded asshole.


Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2006-12-02 14:40:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

auto -2 ass kissing post

Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2006-12-02 14:39:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

The Bible Brigade? Huh?


You've been rubbing my nose in it since I got here! Your family is better
than my family, your beer comes from farther away than my beer, you and
your son like each other, your wife's butt is higher than my wife's butt!
You make me sick!

-- Homer Simpson
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