Awkward Hand Turkey Theatre Presents: Mel Gibson and His Wife Discuss Her Inevitable Damnation (1118 hits)
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Submitted by Spencer Thompson (View user info) at 2006-12-02 17:21:33 EST
Anytime this is a headline, I become happy: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/4224452/
Mel Gibson's dad is a holocaust denier. Interesting, right? It was basically a PR move to improve, through pity, people's opinions of Jews, homosexuals, and gypsies.
But if that were true then I wouldn't be able to call my Jewish Economics teacher my Holocaust Homey. I bought a pink triangle pin like they made homos wear in concentration camps and showed it to her, and she was like "I know what that means." As if I was trying to trick her. She's cool, even if she didn't let me have a cheeseburger at her house.
(I bought a red one, for Catholics, for my friend Andy and a black one, for Gypsies, for Katie. Katie and I pretended we were pregnant for about a month and a lot of people believed us but then eventually people realized we were lying, but we never admitted it, we just pretended that we read the test strip wrong.)
My website is still up. I, like all weeks, invite you to check out the archives of comics you may have missed: http://www.handturkeys.com/archives
(You can also send this link to your friends! You don't have to, but I really really want you to.)
P.S. I'm going to college. I've been accepted to the Shippensburg University of Pennsylvania and will major in English. I'm going to be an English teacher! Woo!
User Reviews
Submitted by jojo747 (user info) at 2006-12-04 01:18:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
the decline continues
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-12-03 17:54:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry, can't help you there son
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-12-03 17:36:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2006-12-03 17:03:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by _God (user info) at 2006-12-03 15:27:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Congrats on the teacher thing!
I love Hand Turkey Theater, so you really must find a way to incorporate it into your lesson plans one day.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-12-03 14:01:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2006-12-03 13:04:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
God, I love these Turkeys
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-12-03 11:48:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Kind of weak until that last bit.
That was funny as shit.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-12-03 08:25:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
was, not is.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-12-03 08:24:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
my uncle is faculty at the history dept. at shippensburg
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-12-03 05:23:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Congrats on college. I'm an English Major with a Secondary Ed Minor meself. What they don't tell you is that you usually have to take extra classes in grammar when you do both. Still and all, when you love what you do that shit doesn't matter. I love it and I'm sure you will too.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2006-12-03 04:18:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
very funny. sure, mel's an easy target, but i think you did it well.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-12-03 03:13:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Episcopalian heathens.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2006-12-02 23:33:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Were you really joking when you said it was quantity not quality?
we're private about about our 7 minutes in heaven
8 MINUTES IN HEAVEN, IT'S QUANTITY NOT QUALITY!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-12-02 22:19:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
oh...
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-12-02 21:09:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Congrats.
Submitted by Defect (user info) at 2006-12-02 21:05:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The ending saved it.
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-12-02 19:52:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I tried to find a more obscure angle on it. Just "HAHA MEL GIBSON HATES JEWS" woulda been lame.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-12-02 19:41:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
nowhere near your best and it was such good material.
Submitted by TimetoDance (user info) at 2006-12-02 19:01:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
AHTT +2
The little turkey kids kick ass.
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-12-02 18:54:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Actually, from what I hear I'm rather guaranteed a job if I'm willing to move. And I am.
The major in English is only because in order to become a secondary education teacher you need to major in whatever you want to teach.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-12-02 18:33:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
When you major in English, they require a three credit class on the proper use of the phrase "Would you like fries with that?"
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-12-02 18:25:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"The second Jesus's head touched the step, it'd turn into a slide and he would just slide down."
HAHA
Congrats on Ship, Spence. One of my English major friends used to want to punch people in the face every time he would mention his major, because someone would say "WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO BE, AN ENGLISH TEACHER????" as if it's the only option with the degree. He's now an editor..or something.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-12-02 18:24:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-12-02 18:19:49 (#)
Ranking: 2
Ohhh how I love the turkeys.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-12-02 18:19:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ohhh how I love the turkeys.
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-12-02 18:17:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2006-12-02 17:51:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-12-02 17:25:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Drugs n' booze
<below a picture of Mel's mugshot>
"Remember kids, don't drink or do drugs! Do you REALLY want to end up like THIS guy?!"