monkey man (481 hits)
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Submitted by <Art> (View user info) at 2006-12-03 01:06:58 EST
I first saw this man's colossal impact on the world approximately six years ago when he was not much more than a businessman who had the Midas Touch, except instead of gold, his association to
something usually turned it in to a steaming pile of shit. He looks as if he's skipped a phase or two in the evolutionary chamber, and this idea is reinforced through his short sighted guns-a-blazing mentality.
Now, he has been "chosen" president of the wealthiest nation on the face of the Earth. In the days of yore, we had royalty. Kings and queens would bestow upon the proletariot class the law of the land. Our president, and our politicians are not much different; they are modern day royalty. They dress a specific way, they speak differently, and you can almost see the horseshit as it forces it's way through the veins and clogs up synapses somewhere near the cerebellum.
If this man spent half as much of the time he spent being retarded doing nothing, this
country might be on cloud nine. His life has been laid out for him from day one, and was literally born and bred for the sole purpose of succeeding in his fathers footsteps. Every aspect of his life has been layed out in front of him on a silver platter, and his hand has been held through any adversity he would ever have to face.
I am shocked and appalled that nobody has assassinated him yet. A country full of men
raised by women, and we're all getting far too soft. Many people are just fine signing away
the freedoms they have been blessed with for a false sense of security. Between The
Patriot Act, Homeland Security, and the sunset clause placed upon these documents,
we're more or less headed down the road of military rule.
George Bush feels as if his instincts are superior to the factual trial and error of history,
when in fact close to, if not more than half of the American public would like to see him
sodomized by rotweilers, skinned alive in a bathtub full of salt, and then dragged across a
runway from the back of Air Force One. Just about now the NSA death squad should
come crashing through the ceiling.
The people who scream about the things that so desperately need screaming about are
the true patriots, not flag waving nationalists who believe to love a country you must
agree with everything its government does.
It's a shame, if George Bush just stayed in that one room schoolhouse in his backwater town, our country might not be facing such a grim future.
Perhaps I could live with the comfort of knowing that it will be okay to bring a next generation in to this world. Perhaps the generation after that one might have a home to call their own. Sadly we're sinking ever deeper in quicksand, and our hands are bound.
It seems to be the way of the world, that the republicans go out to seize and conquer,
and then a democrats use all of those resources on the home front. This duality is
done in such extremes that the natural climate suffers through attempted survival in vain.
Perhaps the misguided actions of a few won't work to eliminate the hopes and aspirations of many, or maybe I should just eat some cyanide laced cookies.
User Reviews
Submitted by cigarettefun (user info) at 2006-12-05 01:32:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yea, I'll go along with that, buddy. Maybe you should've talked about the doompeppa.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-12-04 15:12:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Practically unreadable.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2006-12-03 16:58:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by PhillipTheGreat (user info) at 2006-12-03 16:54:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Bitch and moan, bitch and moan.
Instead of complaining to a website of people who don't care, go and do something to solveyour problems.
You're sitting in front of your computer, typing this and trying to apper, what?
Smart?
Cool?
You probably have World of Warcraft open in the other window.
ALSO, lean how to type like a semi-literate person.
Your abuse of language, spelling, grammer, and format gives me stomach cramps.
I'll bake the cyanide cookies FOR you.
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2006-12-03 16:46:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Be an idiot somewhere away from me, please.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2006-12-03 16:01:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
And Bubba's right-on, too.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2006-12-03 15:59:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I think i like rob_berg.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-12-03 12:36:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
"It's a shame, if George Bush just stayed in that one room schoolhouse in his backwater town, our country might not be facing such a grim future."
No, its a shame that your country is filled with enough retards that even through their putrid display of the democratic process they managed to put that retard into power.
YOU did that.
The people. Through your distraction and willful ignorance. Either you pathetic sack of idiots are either pointing fingers at each other or stuffing them in your ears chanting "LALALALALA".
You create this polarized chaos that enables brilliantly evil people with their selfish little agendas full reign to manipulate, deceive, and ignore the rest of the fractured population.
You obviously see George Bush for the idiot he is, but stop wasting other people's time by DWELLING on it. See, those of us who know he's a retard have figured it out LONG before reading this kind of redundant bile erupted from your finger tip. You need to make peace with the fact that those mouth breathing retards that inexplicably support George dubaya Bush blindly and without any questions - will not be having any epiphanies after reading your poetic melodramatic bullshit.
Get mad at the process.
Get mad at the joke that democracy is.
Get mad at the lack of accountability in Government.
Get mad at the absence of transparency.
Get mad at the waste.
Start working on a plan - at least that is what people keep telling ME to do - or at the very least start pointing out something that the rest of us don't already know OR at least make points that have some chance of other people caring about.
I like where your heart is - maybe work on being relevant.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-12-03 11:55:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't give a rat's ass about your politics or opinions, but let me give you a hint:
Any rant so full of grammatical mistakes will be seen as the work of an uneducated
simpleton and, as such, will be summarily ignored.
If you cannot speak and write your native tongue, how can we trust your opinion on more
important matters?
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2006-12-03 03:04:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Sorry, man. I'm about 180 degrees from Jack, politically, but he knows how to make an argument. This, you need to learn. It'll come, with age...maybe.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-12-03 01:50:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I think the 'or' option would work for all us us.