Uber Jukebox Request #3.141569 - "Camwhorez In Da Hood" (475 hits)
Category: Sound & MusicLabels: captainthorns_music
Rating: 1.41 on 19 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by CaptainThorns (View user info) at 2006-12-04 08:56:08 EST
Being stuck at home all day on Friday thanks to getting 11 inches of snow dumped on my fair town, I was quickly bored with working from home and decided to pull out an OLD Uber parody request....
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Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-11-28 10:41:31 (#)
Ranking: 2
This was incredible. But now that you've shown what you can do, you need to go back and find out who wrote the lyrics for the Uber rap. I think it was either based off of "Boys in the hood" or some other N.W.A. song . . . but honestly can't remember. The lyrics were GOLD, but no one ever recorded them. Apollo threatened too, and I am of the opinion that gangsta Uber rap in a LIVERPUDLIAN ACCENT MUST HAPPEN.
Therefore, your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to find this Uber rap, contact Apollo, and make the L.W.A. (Limeys With Attitude) a reality in our lifetime.
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Of course, Teeph was referring to FartSmeller's Easy-E parody: http://www.ubersite.com/m/74766. I ACCEPT YOUR CHALLENGE, GOOD SIR!
Therefore, as requested a year ago...for your auditory torture/pleasure, FartSmeller's "A rap about Ubersite"...
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(lyrics reposted from original post for convenience)
Woke up quick, at about eight
Jus' thought that I'd be at my desk damn late
I gotta login before the day starts
When my boss starts bitchin about my beer farts
About to post and damn near went poo
Young n00bz gave my fuckin' BPW -2
Clicked "Back" on my browser, and I let that shit fly
Brand New Shlongy, bitch -2DIE!
Bailed out to Most Heated to find some laughs,
I only wish they made the rating minus-nine-and-a-half
The picture on my monitor looked a little bit wide
I adjusted it front back, and side to side
Then I let some .wav files play
I was viewin' new shit by the MVA,
It was gangsta gangsta at the top of the list
Then I posted my own shit and it went somethin' like this
Trolling ubersite from eight to fo'
Rankin' the bitches, puttin' smack on the moes
Went to the Most Recent to get the scoop
Jewtoast on there cold stirrin the soup
A post pops up, who can it be
Fehkking Bart-Bart rollin kilo G
He rolled down his window and he started to say:
"ATTN, UBERSITE, DEEZ MENZ IS GHEY!"
(CHORUS)
Coz the camwhores on this site are always hard
Even old Stabkill that tub of lard
Knowin' nutin in life but to be legit'
It's Thursday boy and this post is shit
(SCRATCHES) yo man
"Get the fuck out"
(SCRATCHES) pump that beat
"Muthafucka, say WHAT??!"
Down on Worst Ever is the place to save me some face
A post there said ma man Caul is on freebase
And young Zakalwe posted pictures of Pr0N
Makes me sort of wish Koolmang wasn't gone
Chased him round da intarweb to call a truce
The silly muthafucka pulls out a triple negative deuce
Little did he know I had a loaded 12 gauge
One sucker dead, Ubersite, home page
(CHORUS)
Coz the camwhores on this site are always hard
Even old Stabkill that tub of lard
Knowin' nutin in life but to be legit'
It's Thursday boy and this post is shit
(SCRATCHES) "Yo LeRoy"
(SCRATCHES) "What the hell man, if they are coming at you more better you look after them and care for them then they get on the street, uh?"
Bored as hell and I want sumthin funny
All I see is +2kakkes for the ugly ass honeys
The fellas out there tryin to cash some checks
I click "Rate This Item" 'n' say Y HALO THAR BUTTSECKS
They greet me wit a "No Comment" and I start drinkin
And from the emo sobbing, my breath starts stinkin
Left to get ma girl to rock that body
When nitty starts postin, time to hit the Bacardi
Went to rate some new shit by Rad,
When Bart-Bart said somethin that made me mad
He said somethin that I couldn't believe
"If you keep posting crap you'll be asked to leave!"
Then katy started talkin shit, wouldn't you know
I clicked 'Back' with my mouse, and deuce-slapped the ho
Everyone retaliates, and started to shout
Try to put up a fight, she knocked my fat ass out
(CHORUS)
Coz the camwhores on this site are always hard
Even old Stabkill that tub of lard
Knowin' nutin in life but to be legit'
It's Thursday boy and this post is shit
(SCRATCHES) "who do u think you are, asshat?"
(SCRATCHES) "rock this muthafucka like the hard 3 the hard way"
I'm rollin hard, now under control
Then I come across another lousy Uberpoll
I looked at ma screen and I said "oh brother"
I'll throw it a -2 and go rate another
Lookin up top and I seen the Uberboard
Linkwhorin shit like it's the word of the Lord
Then JonnyX got busted for quotin' McBain
When the Bart-Bart finds out, get ready for pain
Michael Jackson got banned for molestin' boys
He socked a pig in the head for breakin' his toys
Now the dude's caught, for doin the crime
Seems he's really a girl, so she won't do time
(CHORUS)
Coz the camwhores on this site are always hard
Even old Stabkill that tub of lard
Knowin' nutin in life but to be legit'
It's Thursday boy and this post is shit
(SCRATCHES) L.A. playa
(SCRATCHES) Big drum beater
I went to get them out but there was no bail
Poem post caused a riot in the county jail
Two days later in municipal court
Razor on trial cold cut a wet fart
"Rigging UberMadness," said the judge
On a six year sentence, ma man didn't budge
Bart-Bart came over to turn him in
Razor looked up and gave a grin
He yelled out "FIRE!", then came Corrine
The bitch came in with an Uzi, sub-machine
Police shot the bitch but they didn't hurt her
Both banned for weeks for attempted murder
(CHORUS)
Coz the camwhores on this site are always hard
Even old Stabkill that tub of lard
Knowin' nutin in life but to be legit'
It's Thursday boy and this post is shit
(SCRATCHES)
"Yeah, I kicked a little ass"
"But that was a blast from the past muthafucka"
(SCRATCHES) "WTF?!!1 I"M NOT RAEDIGN ALL THAT!!!one!"
uber_rap.mp3 (5 MB) [audio/mpeg]
User Reviews
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-02-28 17:17:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
:)
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-12-05 10:20:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/74692
Well done
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-12-04 15:48:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Watch out East Coast. Watch out West Coast.
I had high hopes for the 'y halo thar buttsecks' line.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-12-04 15:30:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by gank (user info) at 2006-12-04 15:05:16 (#)
Ranking: -2
NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUR. I'm sorry, Thorny, 'cause I usually enjoy your covers.
But this sounds like "Summer Girls" by LFO, except gayer.
I didn't think that was possible.
At least you got the actual instrumental and TRIED to rap on "Method Trance". What happened?
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Wow, that's pretty damn gay, indeed.
I got the backing guitar track from my MP3 of "Dynamite Hack - Boyz in da Hood"...and THIS was the outcome after adding some VERY sloppy drums, bass, and vocals. Guess I should've looked around for the original song...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-12-04 15:09:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy shit, dis is da lonnnng, mothafucka. Word.
Submitted by gank (user info) at 2006-12-04 15:05:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUR. I'm sorry, Thorny, 'cause I usually enjoy your covers.
But this sounds like "Summer Girls" by LFO, except gayer.
I didn't think that was possible.
At least you got the actual instrumental and TRIED to rap on "Method Trance". What happened?
Submitted by LongestPants (user info) at 2006-12-04 15:04:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
3.141592
Submitted by PokeyMen (user info) at 2006-12-04 14:40:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Amusing.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-12-04 13:10:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2006-12-04 13:06:10 (#)
Ranking: -1
This was hilarious, but not in the way you intended.
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Tru-dat. A rapper, I am not...but it was hilarious to record.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2006-12-04 13:06:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
This was hilarious, but not in the way you intended.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-12-04 12:58:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Muthafucka, say WHAT??!"
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-12-04 12:14:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fo realz nigger.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-12-04 11:47:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I am highly amused by the fact that this is post #222 for me.
JUST WAIT UNTIL #666
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-12-04 10:37:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-12-04 10:27:07 (#)
Ranking: 0
you never did my request you faggot, you only do shitty obscure songs you probably stole from a 1991 newsgroup
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When did you ever request a song, and what in God's name was it, perfessorfahkwit?
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-12-04 10:27:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you never did my request you faggot, you only do shitty obscure songs you probably stole from a 1991 newsgroup
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-12-04 10:13:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-12-04 09:09:10 (#)
Ranking: 2
This +2 is pending until I can listen to it.
Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2006-12-04 09:57:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
this is AWESOME
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-12-04 09:09:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This +2 is pending until I can listen to it.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-12-04 08:57:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah, I know the recording quality is sub-par for me and I fucked up in at least ten different places...but I'm NOT redoing it. :-p