Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds (NSFW) (1109 hits)
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Submitted by jeveux... (View user info) at 2006-12-04 09:56:54 EST
Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds
It was 4am and I'd never seen all the faces before. There they were, hundreds of them, with looks of pain and anguish on their faces.
"Look!" I shouted at Ryan, who slowly raises head from between his hands to look at me, glances at the painting and nods his head, before shutting his eyes again. In my excited state I don't notice Jeff looking at me with a stupid grin on his face.
"Dude," he mutters, "the bodies don't have any faces."
I show him the faces, but after I've shown him three or four he gets bored:
"Ok, I get it Owen," he says, turning his back, "that's pretty cool. It's fucked that you can see them all though. You're fucked too, and your drugs are fucked. Fuck you."
Naturally, I was covering my ears by the end of that, and he might have continued if I hadn't run shrieking from the room. I was beginning to think he was a fraud, just a fraud, and nothing but a fraud. I could see right through him, that fraudster. Maybe self-projection was a problem for him, and if it was, what was behind it? After some reflection I resolved that it was the wrong time, and that I must, wait. Waiting, I thought, was the name of the game. But first, I had to find my glasses because the bright light was killing me. But had no glasses so I needed to get out of there. Or turn out the lights.
Meanwhile, Ryan's introspection continued at an alarming rate. When I asked him he said he was sorting through shit in his head, which made me wonder wher the shit in my head was. Had I cleansed it all out last time I ingested this terrible drug? Or had I missed some? Like a lightning bolt the thought stuck me that more shit might have accumulated since then. But where was it?
It did not take my brain long to find the shit because there wasn't much. This was a good thing but to sort it, I had to escape. The bathroom would have been the obvious choice, given my sweaty armpits, desire to shower and urge to urinate urgently, but as I watched the golden fountain sprinkle the garden below the balcony, I realised that the new location had is charm. Meanwhile my brain whirred.
At some point Jeff appeared again, but his very presence disturbed me.
"Please leave, friend," I announced, "I need two minutes alone."
He looked at the clock, and I watched him see the time. It was one minute past four in the morning.
User Reviews
Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2006-12-24 12:41:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
i honestly d idnt think this was bad...like a stream of conciousness from someone tripping ballllls
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2006-12-05 19:41:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Jesus assfucking christ
Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2006-12-04 17:01:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Retaliatory -2ing is for faggots.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-12-04 15:56:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Worst Ever? Not today.
Submitted by Butler (user info) at 2006-12-04 15:53:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I remember my first beer..........
Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2006-12-04 15:12:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
yeahhhh, you suck.
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2006-12-04 14:40:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
If John Lennon was alive, he would so kick your ass.
Don't make me send Ringo over there.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-12-04 13:17:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-12-04 12:33:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Shatner's version was better.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-12-04 11:14:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
B@W
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-12-04 10:27:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
nsfw?
tuveuxperdre.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-12-04 10:20:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Also, this is just about the WORST drugs post I've ever read, if it even is one.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-12-04 10:11:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Just as shitty a second time around. I hope this isn't a trilogy.
Submitted by jeveuxgagner (user info) at 2006-12-04 10:11:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Suck my balls, antioxidant.
I really don't care what you think of me or this piece of writing, i didn't write it for you, i wrote it for fun.
Basicly i have a much higher regard for my opinion on anything than i do yours, and i suspect you're a moron.
Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2006-12-04 10:07:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Don't +2 yourself, asshat
Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2006-12-04 10:07:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"Had I cleansed it all out last time I ingested this terrible drug?"
The fact that you included this sentence led me to conlcude that you are a fucking dipshit.
Submitted by jeveuxgagner (user info) at 2006-12-04 10:03:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Lucy in the
Sky with
Diamonds.
LSD.
Is it a conincidence?
Probably.
Are the lyrics about drugs?
No.
But there's still something in common, hell, it had the right allusions for you.
Dipshit.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-12-04 10:00:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.wolfstoy.com/wonderdog/dogpp.jpg
Submitted by jeveuxgagner (user info) at 2006-12-04 09:59:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
If you either have no idea, or are not sure what this post is about, then you probably don't. Someone might. I'm sure the post will become NSFW as disappointed fans of beastiality leave increasingly offensive capitalized expletives.
Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2006-12-04 09:59:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You realize that the song Lucy in the Sky has nothing to do with LSD or drugs, right?
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-12-04 09:57:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
just what do you think nsfw means you faggot, where is my beast porn