Attn TheUniter, HotWillie, SantaClaus, etc you are all spineless cunts (921 hits)
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Submitted by Harbinger (View user info) at 2006-12-04 17:32:27 EST
Let's not debate on the quality of the posts they rate. All these spineless alters (TheUniter mainly) hit good posts, bad posts, and everything in between.
What remains is the fact that you feel that you have the decency to give out ratings based on your warped sense of "good" and "right" to the people of Uber, while never posting yourselves. At least the most idiotic shitposter is trying, people like TheUniter are just:
A. If they are real people, they are obviously tools as they don't have the testicular magnitude to write anything of value.
B. If they are alters, which they are with near certainty, their users are deep-fried-penis-consuming cowards who can only summon up enough masculinity to pinch the ends of their tiny dicks to masturbate to outrageous amounts of internet porn.
And KindaNews - you seem to have a lot to say about how the writing quality is so poor on this site, and very quick to point out people's flaws (esp Ghola and Orgasmatron) but your own posts and shitty website http://www.kindanews.com aren't exactly the paragon of literature, which makes me question your motives, if you are an actual person.
This also goes for KindaNews, Whysenheimer, Deconstruction, ThoreauMe etc. And Firefly too. She should be banned at once.
God, I hate alters so much.
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-12-05 09:58:43 EST (#)
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Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2006-12-04 19:45:15 (#)
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What do alters and this post have in common?
They both suck ""
least funny review ever
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-12-05 08:52:47 EST (#)
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BUT WHOM DROPPED A NEGATIVE DEUCE AND WHY
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2006-12-05 04:51:38 EST (#)
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But whom cares and why?
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-12-05 03:40:37 EST (#)
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IT IS A WEBSITE, CLOWN
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-12-05 02:38:48 EST (#)
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it. just. doesnt. matter.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-12-05 00:27:53 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/85935
http://www.ubersite.com/m/85935
http://www.ubersite.com/m/85935
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-12-04 23:24:11 EST (#)
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Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-12-04 19:40:25 (#)
Ranking: -2
Hyposritical tripe.
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Hypo-what??
Submitted by ScarfaceMN (user info) at 2006-12-04 22:33:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Alters are destroying my Uber experience too! And so are all those bastards who don't agree with me all of the time! And anyone who gives me any rating that's not a +2! And anyone who doesn't tell me that I am the greatest person in the world! And, and, and...
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2006-12-04 22:17:13 EST (#)
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I AM SPARTACUS
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2006-12-04 22:15:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by Harbinger (user info) at 2006-12-04 22:13:49 (#)
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Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2006-12-04 22:12:12 (#)
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HAHAHA
Some funny comments.
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Thanks.
I for one don't believe you're ETS, he seems too rational to be you.
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Thanks yourself, big boy.
Submitted by Harbinger (user info) at 2006-12-04 22:13:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2006-12-04 22:12:12 (#)
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HAHAHA
Some funny comments.
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Thanks.
I for one don't believe you're ETS, he seems too rational to be you.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2006-12-04 22:12:12 EST (#)
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HAHAHA
Some funny comments.
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2006-12-04 22:06:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-12-04 18:57:40 (#)
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I'm Spartacus!!!
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No, I'm Spartacus!!!
Submitted by showfishorama (user info) at 2006-12-04 22:03:07 EST (#)
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what's an alter?
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-12-04 21:56:25 EST (#)
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Don't blame those three users for your crappy writing.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-12-04 20:27:13 EST (#)
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1 - I'm convinced that The Uniter and/or Hot Willie is actually dear old Zakalwe come back to do damage.
2 - The day that Firefly actually posts, I'm gonna to have such an erection that it will burst through my monitor...
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-12-04 20:25:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-12-04 20:06:31 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Harbinger (user info) at 2006-12-04 17:46:33 (#)
Ranking: 2
Alter under new management by the way.
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WHO?
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No it's not. It is still Method.
This comment on my post today proves it.
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Submitted by Harbinger (user info) at 2006-12-04 17:23:20 (#)
Ranking: 2
HOW DO YOU SEPARATE THE GREEK MEN FROM THE BOYS?
WITH A CROWBAR
HAR HAR HAR
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Method ALWAYS touches me. I doubt this harbinger knew I was Greek. So to repeat Foolproof. STUFF IT METHOD!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-12-04 20:06:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Harbinger (user info) at 2006-12-04 17:46:33 (#)
Ranking: 2
Alter under new management by the way.
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WHO?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-12-04 19:47:50 EST (#)
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Fuck em.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-12-04 19:46:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
and why would you possibly even care?!
Got Life?
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2006-12-04 19:45:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What do alters and this post have in common?
They both suck
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-12-04 19:43:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-12-04 19:36:39 (#)
Ranking: -2
who in the fuck is to say that the second user name, or third or fourth, and the posts
generated under the name(s) is/are not a truer reflection of the poster than the first?
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fucking alter...
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-12-04 19:40:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Allow me to translate this post for everyone.
Hyposritical tripe. Hyposritical tripe. Hyposritical tripe. Hyposritical tripe. Hyposritical tripe. Hyposritical tripe.
Waaaaa! Everybody's being mean to everybody. Waaaaa! Everybody's being mean to everybody. Waaaaa! Everybody's being mean to everybody. Waaaaa! Everybody's being mean to everybody. Waaaaa! Everybody's being mean to everybody. Waaaaa!
A. Whine, bitch, complain. Whine, bitch, complain. Whine, bitch, complain. Whine, bitch, complain.
Whine, bitch, complain.
B. Lets see how many watermellons and phonebooks we can stuff into my whore cunt. Lets see how many watermellons and phonebooks we can stuff into my whore cunt. Lets see how many watermellons and phonebooks we can stuff into my whore cunt.
Boring Lies Boring Lies Boring Lies Boring Lies Boring Lies Boring Lies Boring Lies Boring Lies Boring Lies Boring Lies Boring Lies Boring Lies Boring Lies Boring Lies Boring Lies Boring Lies Boring Lies Boring Lies Boring Lies Boring Lies Boring Lies Boring Lies Boring Lies Boring Lies Boring Lies Boring Lies Boring Lies
Naming people who don't matter. Naming people who don't matter. Naming people who don't matter. Naming people who don't matter. Bitchy banning request.
God I whine so much
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Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-12-04 19:36:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
who in the fuck is to say that the second user name, or third or fourth, and the posts
generated under the name(s) is/are not a truer reflection of the poster than the first?
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2006-12-04 19:16:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
here's your crowbar greaseball
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-12-04 19:05:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Stuff it, Method.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-12-04 19:05:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Firefly isn't an alter (or were you being ironic?). If she is, someone let Razor know. I think it could be a loophole in the pre-nup. You know, seeing as how he didnt marry a real woman and all.
As for alters.......
YOU ARE ALL COWARDS AND PUSSYS! GROW A PAIR AND POST UNDER YOUR OWN NAMES.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-12-04 18:57:40 EST (#)
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I'm Spartacus!!!
Submitted by Acarnis (user info) at 2006-12-04 18:56:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Let me get this straight... You want to ban HotWillie(ETS?), despite the fact that he did post...and I think his one post is better than both of yours combined.
Aren't you an alter? All you've typed out with this account is the other post defending girls.
I wonder how many people entertain the possibility that I'm the oldest, semi-active alter.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-12-04 18:44:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This blows.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-12-04 18:32:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
If you care that much about ratings, you need to seriously examine your life, or at least go outside for a bit.
Pathetic.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-12-04 18:29:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
From one alter to another, I'm an alter.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-12-04 18:27:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ban me
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2006-12-04 18:17:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Confucious say: you a Gleek Plick
He's right you know...
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-12-04 18:10:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
his website is cack
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-12-04 18:09:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
fuck off
alter
Submitted by Psmith (user info) at 2006-12-04 18:09:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
death to alters!
Submitted by Harbinger (user info) at 2006-12-04 18:09:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-12-04 18:05:57 (#)
Ranking: 2
And KindaNews - you seem to have a lot to say about how the writing quality is so poor on this site, and very quick to point out people's flaws (esp Ghola and Orgasmatron) but your own posts and shitty website http://www.kindanews.com aren't exactly the paragon of literature, which makes me question your motives, if you are an actual person.
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Holy fuck!
Ahahahahaha!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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Yeah, he used to put the address in his earlier posts. KindaOnionRipoff, more like.
Submitted by Arthur_Dent (user info) at 2006-12-04 18:08:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
death to alters!
Submitted by kwame_johnson (user info) at 2006-12-04 18:08:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
fully agree!!
death to alters!!
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-12-04 18:05:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
And KindaNews - you seem to have a lot to say about how the writing quality is so poor on this site, and very quick to point out people's flaws (esp Ghola and Orgasmatron) but your own posts and shitty website http://www.kindanews.com aren't exactly the paragon of literature, which makes me question your motives, if you are an actual person.
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Holy fuck!
Ahahahahaha!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-12-04 18:03:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-12-04 17:51:07 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2006-12-04 17:50:10 (#)
Ranking: 0
Never saw the need to create an alter for an already fake name.
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YOU MEAN..YOUR NAME'S NOT "SNARK"???
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And my names not Tom
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2006-12-04 18:02:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
"If they are alters, which they are with near certainty, their users are deep-fried-penis-consuming cowards who can only summon up enough masculinity to pinch the ends of their tiny dicks to masturbate to outrageous amounts of internet porn."
Hey leave me out of this.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2006-12-04 18:02:02 EST (#)
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Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-12-04 17:51:07 (#)
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Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2006-12-04 17:50:10 (#)
Ranking: 0
Never saw the need to create an alter for an already fake name.
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YOU MEAN..YOUR NAME'S NOT "SNARK"???
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The human vocal apparatus lacks the ability to properly pronounce my true name.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-12-04 18:01:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-12-04 17:52:46 (#)
Ranking: 1
My name's Orgasmatron. True story.
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My real name is Neverorgasm, true story.
Firefly leaves good comments so I don't truly agree with that bit.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-12-04 17:59:59 EST (#)
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What snark said.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-12-04 17:52:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
My name's Orgasmatron. True story.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-12-04 17:51:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2006-12-04 17:50:10 (#)
Ranking: 0
Never saw the need to create an alter for an already fake name.
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YOU MEAN..YOUR NAME'S NOT "SNARK"???
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2006-12-04 17:50:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Never saw the need to create an alter for an already fake name.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-12-04 17:46:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Like I have flaws. Please.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2006-12-04 17:42:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-12-04 17:38:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Greek>Roman
Submitted by Harbinger (user info) at 2006-12-04 17:38:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-12-04 17:37:31 (#)
Ranking: 2
true.
I don't know why those fags hide behind their alters, teeheeing every time they drop a -2 on someone. Be like me, post shit under your own name. It feels great.
I also have to say that you've pegged the irony meter to the max here, George.
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-12-04 17:37:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
true.
I don't know why those fags hide behind their alters, teeheeing every time they drop a -2 on someone. Be like me, post shit under your own name. It feels great.
I also have to say that you've pegged the irony meter to the max here, George.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-12-04 17:37:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
To be or not to be, that is the question?
Or is it... I can never remember.
Now, what was I doing?