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My dad's job is full of idiots. (793 hits)

Category: Business & Financial

Rating: -0.8 on 5 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Quari Smyt <daglassawasta.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2003-07-02 15:37:06 EDT


My dad works for a company that is contracted by the gov't. His company produced a piece of software that does CAD (Computer Aided Dispatch), and it is used to help send fire/police/ambulances to emergencies.

Anyway, the gov't hires people to run theses systems. The problem with these people is they caught a case of stupid. The computers are always crashing at 4 am because some moron put shit on the computers. Seriously, these people put Weatherbug on a dispatch server. One time, some moron got a virus on the computer that made the clock go faster, so it was registering dispatches into the future.

My dad was in the Pentagon during 911. He had to stay there for like 3 days afterward. Oh well, that's beside the point.

My dad's job really is full of idiots.

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Submitted by GrawpNHagger (user info) at 2003-07-27 02:14:55 EDT (#)
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interesante

Submitted by BerZerK (user info) at 2003-07-02 16:59:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Guess he breeds idots as well.

-BerZ

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-07-02 16:09:32 EDT (#)
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Ok, I'll bite Jason, what set you off about this? I read it, it made precious little sense but you appear have been uh affected.

Submitted by imissyou (user info) at 2003-07-02 16:03:30 EDT (#)
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Hello sailor!

Submitted by hendrixjrr (user info) at 2003-07-02 15:38:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

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