(no shitty bandwagons today?) DAMN I'M HUNGRY!!!! + pointless camwhore (601 hits)
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Submitted by SlowlyRotting (View user info) at 2006-12-05 11:23:44 EST
At the risk of starting this off sounding like a loki post, I will say that I'm taking another half-day at the office because my kid is shooting brown juices from his butt and daycare won't keep him. My wife doesn't have the good fortune to be paid a salary like me, meaning if she doesn't go to work, she don't get paid, meaning I get to stay home and change dirty wet diapers all day.
But before I go, I have a quick webinar I have to attend, and as usual they are providing lunch. Since I'm a typical American fatass and love nothing more than eating (besides possibly having sex and using bad grammar), I have been fantasizing all morning about what they will be bringing in.
With UBERMADNESS going down today, It'd be pointless to post the inferior story I'm working on right now about a killer meatball who lives in a urinal and takes pictures of people's penises. So instead I'll give you some camwhore action.
So, without boring you further, I will simply post a small collection of pictures of things I want to eat right now, that I gathered using a handy-dandy tool called "google images" (maybe you've heard of it)
---BoJizz
P.S. If any of you know a good weight loss pill to try, please let me know.
P.P.S. #8 Drew Brees NFL MVP Geaux Saints!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User Reviews
Submitted by beauxjizzle (user info) at 2006-12-06 12:28:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-12-05 12:33:12 (#)
Ranking: 2
I could kick your ass, you fucking pansy. Geez, you are a little sissy. Want to play just the tip?
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i have no idea what 'just the tip' is, but if it means you want to suck my head i must respectfully decline.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-12-06 09:10:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Tomlinson could quit playing today and still deserve the MVP. And I don't even like the Chargers.
Submitted by legallady (user info) at 2006-12-05 21:03:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
welcome back...I wondered how you and the kid
were doing...I didn't realise two years had
passed and I am still lurking on Uber.
Submitted by drgoatcabin (user info) at 2006-12-05 20:53:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy shit beaux, we gotta get together and cook something. I'll bring the beer.
GO SAINTS WOOO!!!!
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-12-05 20:46:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Those biscuits look like bread rolls to me.....
Submitted by cstick3 (user info) at 2006-12-05 18:53:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hell yeah,
and geaux tigers too.....
(you forgot some softshell crabs???)
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-12-05 18:48:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Boudin kick ass once you've picked the maggots off of it...
Man, the shrimp po'boy looks mighty fine.
Now I'm hungry too ya bastard.
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2006-12-05 17:14:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
wheres the gritz and gumbo?
you get a point for crawdads and jambalya
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-12-05 15:33:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
WHERE'S MY ETOUFFEE, BIOTCH???
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2006-12-05 13:49:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Duh! I just read the text box. That's what i get for just looking at the pretty pictures. Have a +2
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2006-12-05 13:42:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
You're going to need some Lipitor AND a new alter:
Submitted by beauxjizzle (user info) at 2006-12-05 11:24:49 (#)
Ranking: 0
fuck... i meant #9
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2006-12-05 13:42:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I love pork rinds. I wonder why we Americans are overweight.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-12-05 12:51:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What the fuck are Hush Puppies? (Apart from shoes?)
-Dave
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2006-12-05 12:49:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Since I'm a typical American fatass and love nothing more than eating (besides possibly having sex and using bad grammar)"
funny.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-12-05 12:38:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
waaaaay too unhealthy
yuk!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-12-05 12:33:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I could kick your ass, you fucking pansy. Geez, you are a little sissy. Want to play just the tip?
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-12-05 12:29:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
a classic example of you are what you eat
Submitted by nya_nyo (user info) at 2006-12-05 12:23:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I haven't even heard of half of those things
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-12-05 12:10:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Is it uncomfortable walking around with that white text box around your waist all the time?
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2006-12-05 12:09:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
does diet and exercise come in pill form yet?
Submitted by Yougotthatright (user info) at 2006-12-05 12:02:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Damn, I needed a Lipitor/Zocor smoothie to wash that post down.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-12-05 11:58:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Stop feeding your kid this stuff and you won't have the diaper rotation rate problem.
Language unit.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-12-05 11:58:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm proud to say that I have sampled at least 2/3 of that NO style fare.
But I prefer the fried oyster Po Boy.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2006-12-05 11:58:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
If this bandwagon takes off, then I guess I am going to have a lot of porn to look at in the morning on here.
You should catch the shits from your child, it does wonders for weight loss.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-12-05 11:40:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Holy Christ, I just had a heart attack LOOKING at all of that.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-12-05 11:30:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I WANT TO FIGHT YOU
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2006-12-05 11:25:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Swank. Most of that stuff looks the same going out as coming in.
Submitted by beauxjizzle (user info) at 2006-12-05 11:24:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
fuck... i meant #9