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Submitted by ih8u2man (View user info) at 2006-12-05 13:39:37 EST


Just a few questions to make me feel normal on a Tuesday. Does anyone else do or think the following...

1.Pee on the side of the toilet (still in the bowl of course, but on the side) when you are a guest at someone's house you don't really know?

2.Get Jalapeno peppers put on every sandwich except peanut butter?

3.Think all Asian people are good at math?

4.Organize their cd's alphabetically?

5.Still listen to 90's grunge music?

6.Know who Jeff Beck is?

7.Say the phrase "That's choice!"

8.Quote American Psycho in office scenarios?

9.Enjoy sitting in the shower?

10.Drinking beer in the shower before going out for the night?

11.Vaguely remember candies from their childhood?

12.Despise the idea of Bloopers and further to that the word itself?

13.Not eat vegetables unless it is lettuce in a sandwich?

14.Masturbate when nervous?

15.Think Shlongy is cool but don't know exactly why?

16.Not want to be talked to on public transportation?

17.Drink 6-8 beers every night?

18.Smoke weed every night until David Letterman is over?

19.Dream in Technicolor?

20.Still get a hard on like when you were 13 when the dental hygienist's boobs brush your face no
matter how fat she is?

21.Individually wrap all their fruits with Cling Wrap film for the day at work?

22.Still thinks it's cool to watch 80's VHS porn?

23.Having black friend(s) is allowing you to connect with the world community?

24.Enjoy nothing more than a slab of prime rib from The Keg?

25.Find it funny that when you are on the highway that cars seem to be far away and then go by
really really fast when they get closer?

Let me know. Or admit some of your own.


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Submitted by littledan (user info) at 2006-12-12 12:31:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2


Just a few questions to make me feel normal on a Tuesday. Does anyone else do or think the following...

1.Pee on the side of the toilet (still in the bowl of course, but on the side) when you are a guest at someone's house you don't really know? never heard of that.

2.Get Jalapeno peppers put on every sandwich except peanut butter? Yes

3.Think all Asian people are good at math? No, I've met some pretty stupid asians. However, they are all good with computers.

4.Organize their cd's alphabetically? Yes, and my DVDs

5.Still listen to 90's grunge music? yes

6.Know who Jeff Beck is? Yes, he's fantastic

7.Say the phrase "That's choice!" yeah sometimes.

8.Quote American Psycho in office scenarios? No sir

9.Enjoy sitting in the shower? yeah

10.Drinking beer in the shower before going out for the night? Yeah, I used to do it all the time freshman year.

11.Vaguely remember candies from their childhood? Hell yes

12.Despise the idea of Bloopers and further to that the word itself? I like bloopers

13.Not eat vegetables unless it is lettuce in a sandwich? I eat lots of vegetables.

14.Masturbate when nervous? no?

15.Think Shlongy is cool but don't know exactly why? yes.

16.Not want to be talked to on public transportation? agreed. Unless I'm with the person, or theyre friendly and not creepy, and I'm in a good mood. I dont talk to anyone when I'm bitter.

17.Drink 6-8 beers every night? no

18.Smoke weed every night until David Letterman is over? no

19.Dream in Technicolor? yes

20.Still get a hard on like when you were 13 when the dental hygienist's boobs brush your face no
matter how fat she is? HAHAHAHAH YES I DO

21.Individually wrap all their fruits with Cling Wrap film for the day at work? no

22.Still thinks it's cool to watch 80's VHS porn? yes

23.Having black friend(s) is allowing you to connect with the world community? ---- ??

24.Enjoy nothing more than a slab of prime rib from The Keg? Never had

25.Find it funny that when you are on the highway that cars seem to be far away and then go by
really really fast when they get closer? yes.

Thank you for ending this at 25 to hold my attention span.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-12-05 20:24:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'd like to go on record and say that I do NOT hate Hilarity Ensues because I don't really hate anyone on Uber, with maybe 4 exceptions, and we know who THOSE people are because they are the ones who asses I threaten to beat.


I feel a wee bit bad when feelings gets hurt over my witty comments.

Except to the retards.



Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2006-12-05 20:06:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

1. more towards the back just over the water... unless i want people to hear me take a leak

2. no...if i did that , then i might as well jsut have the jalapeno's and bread because i wouldnt taste the cheese or the meat or any other ingrediant, jalpinos are good, but more of a nachos/poppers/salsa kinda thing.... jalapenos & peanut butter.... PB&J.... hmmm...i might actually try that.

3. the ones ive known have been.... i like when they pretend to know karate to scare people even when they dont...simply because everyone assumes they do


4. yep by band or artist by first name


5.sure do... nudeswirl...catherine wheel...alice in chains...

6. he does a good cover of "while my guitar gently weeps"

7. cant say i ever have... cant say i plan to start either

8. only once.... but nobody got the reference

9. it feels kinda good to relax with the water raining on ya

10.only once... but i was pulled into the shower

11. bonkers candy....those dots on paper thignys...razzles...the wichamacallit bar... peanutbutter twix...bazooka joe...ice cubes...and i recall a 7-up gum that was kickass!!!!

12. who doesnt like a good blooper... porn bloopers are great...and sports bloopers are usually funny in a "someone elses pain kinda way" and who cant enjoy a good nipple slip?

13.veggies kick ass... im an equal oppertunity devourer

14. not as a trigger... but i dont think it matters what mood im in...i can probly rub one out regardless

15.cant say that the thought has crossed my mind

16. ill talk to anyone, it usually assures elbow room

17.not every night, but ive been known to finish a pitcher when the bitches im with dont have it in em

18. been there, done that, several years back

19.i generally dream in mixed animation... usually the B&W bosco toon/steamboat mickie style or ultra modern anime

20.my dentist is only a b cup... but sometimes i once got a look down her scrubs... didnt see much though

21.nope

22. gotta love unshaven blonde girls with brunette pubes and neon makeup...leotard porn...mmmm..legwarmers....headbands...mmmmm

23. i say color doesnt matter in a person... ive tested all the waters of the world...and boy id swim in any ocean *nudge nudge*

24.i like my beer from the keg, prime rib from the cow... but guiness marinated steak kicks ass too

25. once or twice...



Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-12-05 18:28:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2


1.Pee on the side of the toilet (still in the bowl of course, but on the side) when you are a guest at someone's house you don't really know? No. I usually hit the seat on purpose.

2.Get Jalapeno peppers put on every sandwich except peanut butter? I don't like Jalapeno peppers. The only sandwiches I like are peanut-butter-jelly sandwiches and burgers.

3.Think all Asian people are good at math? No. Trust me.

4.Organize their cd's alphabetically? I organize my songs alphabetically on my iTunes, which is basically my only source of music.

5.Still listen to 90's grunge music? Nirvana is the only thing I've listened to for the past three months. Literally.

6.Know who Jeff Beck is? He was on Futurama once. He's a Scientologist folk singer.

7.Say the phrase "That's choice!" No. The novelty of that phrase wore off before it was even created.

8.Quote American Psycho in office scenarios? I've haven't read/seen it.

9. Enjoy sitting in the shower? It's called a 'bath'. I don't take showers, I take baths.

10.Drinking beer in the shower before going out for the night? This is quite possibly the most retarded thing you could do while drunk (besides driving). My great-uncle downed a bottle of vodka and slipped in the shower. Cracked his skull open and died.

11.Vaguely remember candies from their childhood? No. I'm a remembrance freak. I remember all the candies, their nutrition facts, sometimes even their ingredients.

12.Despise the idea of Bloopers and further to that the word itself? They suck.

13.Not eat vegetables unless it is lettuce in a sandwich? I eat Campbell's Selects a lot. You best believe I eat tons of veggies, beyotch.

14.Masturbate when nervous? I masturbate when I'm bored or horny. Especially when I'm both.

15.Think Shlongy is cool but don't know exactly why? It's one of life's greatest mysteries.

16.Not want to be talked to on public transportation? Actually, I enjoy talking with strangers. Los Angeles people are very interesting, especially the old ones.

17.Drink 6-8 beers every night? No. I've stayed off alcohol since the baby came along.

18.Smoke weed every night until David Letterman is over? I don't watch Letterman.

19.Dream in Technicolor? Occasionally.

20.Still get a hard on like when you were 13 when the dental hygienist's boobs brush your face no
matter how fat she is? Ew. No.

21.Individually wrap all their fruits with Cling Wrap film for the day at work? Yes.

22.Still thinks it's cool to watch 80's VHS porn? No.

23.Having black friend(s) is allowing you to connect with the world community? I don't see people by color. It doesn't really matter whether you're white, black, Asian, Jewish, gay, or disabled - I'll still treat you by how you ACT. Basically, I don't see people in color.

24.Enjoy nothing more than a slab of prime rib from The Keg? Yes.

25.Find it funny that when you are on the highway that cars seem to be far away and then go by
really really fast when they get closer? It's not funny. It's fucking scary.

Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2006-12-05 18:07:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

1.Pee on the side of the toilet (still in the bowl of course, but on the side) when you are a guest at someone's house you don't really know? do you mean hover?

2.Get Jalapeno peppers put on every sandwich except peanut butter? no

3.Think all Asian people are good at math? yes

4.Organize their cd's alphabetically? I dont have any CDs

5.Still listen to 90's grunge music? yes

6.Know who Jeff Beck is? yes, but dont really care

7.Say the phrase "That's choice!" no

8.Quote American Psycho in office scenarios? ummmm not really

9.Enjoy sitting in the shower? how big is your shower?

10.Drinking beer in the shower before going out for the night? YES!

11.Vaguely remember candies from their childhood? Sure

12.Despise the idea of Bloopers and further to that the word itself? havent really considered the implications of the word

13.Not eat vegetables unless it is lettuce in a sandwich? no love veggies

14.Masturbate when nervous? hahhaha not so much

15.Think Shlongy is cool but don't know exactly why? sure why not

16.Not want to be talked to on public transportation? YES! fucking NYC wierdos

17.Drink 6-8 beers every night? no, but I make up for it by drinking 30 in one night

18.Smoke weed every night until David Letterman is over? dont smoke

19.Dream in Technicolor? no actually I think I dream in black and white

20.Still get a hard on like when you were 13 when the dental hygienist's boobs brush your face no
matter how fat she is? ummmmm not so much

21.Individually wrap all their fruits with Cling Wrap film for the day at work? no

22.Still thinks it's cool to watch 80's VHS porn? sure why not, though I prefer Real Sex on HBO for a good laugh

23.Having black friend(s) is allowing you to connect with the world community? what?

24.Enjoy nothing more than a slab of prime rib from The Keg? again what?

25.Find it funny that when you are on the highway that cars seem to be far away and then go by
really really fast when they get closer? ummm sure

Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-12-05 17:05:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Yes to most of these

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-12-05 15:54:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I think so.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-12-05 15:31:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I recall this craptacular VHS porn movie that magically circulated from person to person back in college. "Black Hole" was its name, and the goal was to never be the damn fool that was stuck with it. All interracial, all the time. Why elements of this movie are burned into my psyche I'll never know, but there were some ridiculous scenes that I cannot shake from my mind. The white guy chewing the same piece of gum for his 40 minute scene. The guy in the pith helmet and khaki who referred to himself as the jungle adventurer "Iguana." The retard at the end who said "Don't you suppose'ta help me move? Insedda playin' round heah wifyo friend Carol?"

WHY!!!!!!! WHY CAN'T I REMEMBER ELEMENTS OF CALCULUS BUT CAN RECALL LINES FROM SHITTY PORN MOVIES?????!?!?!?? FUCK! AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-12-05 15:26:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

These made me laugh.

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-12-05 14:54:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2


'Bound by Cheese'
Auguste Rodin, 1899.




Good quiz.


Submitted by bob (user info) at 2006-12-05 14:53:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

1. yes
2. no
3. yes, im constantly surrounded by them here in college.
4. no
5. never did
6. yes, The Yardbirds and some other stuff
7. no
8. no
9. no
10. yes
11. no
12. no
13. no
14. no
15. no
16. sometimes
17. no
18. no
19. not sure
20. sometimes
21. yes, when im not lazy
22. no
23. not really
24. yes
25. no

Submitted by Abbey (user info) at 2006-12-05 14:50:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

1.Pee on the side of the toilet (still in the bowl of course, but on the side) when you are a guest at someone's house you don't really know?

2.Get Jalapeno peppers put on every sandwich except peanut butter? NO

3.Think all Asian people are good at math? AREN'T THEY?

4.Organize their cd's alphabetically? YOU BET! I DJ SO I HAVE OVER 20,000 CD'S. GOT TO HAVE SOME KIND OF ORGANIZATION. MINE IS BY GENRE.

5.Still listen to 90's grunge music? YEP

6.Know who Jeff Beck is? YEP

7.Say the phrase "That's choice!" NAW...I DO SAY 'JUST PEACHY' WHEN SOMEONE ASKS HOW I AM DOING.

8.Quote American Psycho in office scenarios? NO

9.Enjoy sitting in the shower? I HAVE A CHAIR IN THE SHOWER. :)

10.Drinking beer in the shower before going out for the night? RUM AND COKE FOR ME

11.Vaguely remember candies from their childhood? LIKE THOSE NECKLACES MADE OF CANDY?

12.Despise the idea of Bloopers and further to that the word itself? I ACTUALLY LIKE BLOOPERS

13.Not eat vegetables unless it is lettuce in a sandwich? DON'T EVEN PUT THEM IN A SANDWHICH

14.Masturbate when nervous? YES, BUT DON'T KEEP IT TO JUST THOSE TIMES.

15.Think Shlongy is cool but don't know exactly why? DON'T KNOW SHLONGY BUT THE NAME INTERESTS ME. ;)

16.Not want to be talked to on public transportation? DON'T USE IT.

17.Drink 6-8 beers every night? 6-8 RUM AND COKES

18.Smoke weed every night until David Letterman is over? ON OCCASION, BUT IT MAKES ME WANT SEX THEN GO TO SLEEP.

19.Dream in Technicolor? OF COURSE!

20.Still get a hard on like when you were 13 when the dental hygienist's boobs brush your face no
matter how fat she is? BEING A CHICK, IT'S A BIT TRICKY TO GET A HARD ON.

21.Individually wrap all their fruits with Cling Wrap film for the day at work? NO

22.Still thinks it's cool to watch 80's VHS porn? I HAVE TONS OF THIS STUFF...NEVER GETS OLD.

23.Having black friend(s) is allowing you to connect with the world community? HATE TO ADMIT IT, BUT YES.

24.Enjoy nothing more than a slab of prime rib from The Keg? DON'T HAVE ONE HERE.

25.Find it funny that when you are on the highway that cars seem to be far away and then go by
really really fast when they get closer? I ACTUALLY PREFER TO SLOW DOWN WHEN A REAL ESTATE ASSHOLE TALKING ON HIS/HER CELL PHONE IS ON MY TAIL.

26. I love to be super sweet to those I know hate me.



Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2006-12-05 14:43:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

1 yes, so as not to be noisy about it
2 no - I keep them by genre, 48 genres to date. Alphabetical? You have OCD
3 yes
10 have
11 sometimes
15 not particularly, but I'm not sure why...
17 not anymore
18 ditto
20 good grief - get some counseling
22 who me?

Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-12-05 14:42:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

1.Pee on the side of the toilet (still in the bowl of course, but on the side) when you are a guest at someone's house you don't really know? - I never direct my stream at the water, if that's what you mean.

2.Get Jalapeno peppers put on every sandwich except peanut butter? - Nope.

3.Think all Asian people are good at math? - Nope.

4.Organize their cd's alphabetically? - Nope.

5.Still listen to 90's grunge music? - Fuck yeah. That's my Generation, right there.

6.Know who Jeff Beck is? - Nope.

7.Say the phrase "That's choice!" - I say "rock on!" 500 times a day.

8.Quote American Psycho in office scenarios? - Nope.

9.Enjoy sitting in the shower? - Nope. I'm in and out in tree to five minutes.

10.Drinking beer in the shower before going out for the night? - Don't drink.

11.Vaguely remember candies from their childhood? - Fiji Fruit.

12.Despise the idea of Bloopers and further to that the word itself? - I like watching fat people fall.

13.Not eat vegetables unless it is lettuce in a sandwich? - I eat vegetables with every meal.

14.Masturbate when nervous? - Nah, I'll shiver me timbers anytime. Who needs a reason?

15.Think Shlongy is cool but don't know exactly why? - Who?

16.Not want to be talked to on public transportation? - Or anywhere else strangers are, for that matter.

17.Drink 6-8 beers every night? - Again, I don't drink.

18.Smoke weed every night until David Letterman is over? - No drugs. And Letterman sucks.

19.Dream in Technicolor? - I dream in war.

20.Still get a hard on like when you were 13 when the dental hygienist's boobs brush your face no
matter how fat she is? - Yeah.

21.Individually wrap all their fruits with Cling Wrap film for the day at work? - No. But then again, I'm not some fruity fairy, either.

22.Still thinks it's cool to watch 80's VHS porn? - Seka.

23.Having black friend(s) is allowing you to connect with the world community? - My black friends are whiter than me.

24.Enjoy nothing more than a slab of prime rib from The Keg? - Pizza Steak sandwich from Vito's.

25.Find it funny that when you are on the highway that cars seem to be far away and then go by
really really fast when they get closer? - I like the way chainlink fences seem to go 3D on me everynow and then. It frightens *and* amuses me. ROCK ON!


Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2006-12-05 14:36:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

1. Umm, No?

2.Yes

3.No, stupid people exist in every race.

4.CD's? Those are sooo last decade

5.Grew up with it, hells yea

6.No

7.No, that would be ghey

8.No.

9.Are you a chick?

10.WTF, are you trying to water down your beer?

11.No

12.No

13.No

14.No

15.Yes

16.Yes, especially by those Mormon fucks on the "T"

17.No

18.Yes

19.Yes

20.No

21.No

22.All porn is cool

23.No

24.Sirloin is better

25.No


Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2006-12-05 14:31:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

ust a few questions to make me feel normal on a Tuesday. Does anyone else do or think the following...

1.Pee on the side of the toilet (still in the bowl of course, but on the side) when you are a guest at someone's house you don't really know? -- Nope - Too tall.

2.Get Jalapeno peppers put on every sandwich except peanut butter? -- Nope, I eat hot banana peppers like they're going out of style though.

3.Think all Asian people are good at math? -- Nah

4.Organize their cd's alphabetically? -- Nah

5.Still listen to 90's grunge music? -- Yep

6.Know who Jeff Beck is? -- Yep

7.Say the phrase "That's choice!" -- Nope

8.Quote American Psycho in office scenarios? -- Hmmmm good idea.

9.Enjoy sitting in the shower? -- When I'm hungover.

10.Drinking beer in the shower before going out for the night? -- Not yet.

11.Vaguely remember candies from their childhood? -- Yep

12.Despise the idea of Bloopers and further to that the word itself? -- Mostly

13.Not eat vegetables unless it is lettuce in a sandwich? -- I'm a fucking garborator.

14.Masturbate when nervous? -- and when I'm not and pretty much any other occasion.

15.Think Shlongy is cool but don't know exactly why? -- More like, don't understand why some people think he is cool.

16.Not want to be talked to on public transportation? -- Unless she's hot.

17.Drink 6-8 beers every night? -- Used to, not so much anymore.

18.Smoke weed every night until David Letterman is over? -- Nope.

19.Dream in Technicolor? - Hell Yeah.

20.Still get a hard on like when you were 13 when the dental hygienist's boobs brush your face no
matter how fat she is? -- HELL YEAH

21.Individually wrap all their fruits with Cling Wrap film for the day at work? -- Gotta stop buying lunches.

22.Still thinks it's cool to watch 80's VHS porn? -- Where do you get that?

23.Having black friend(s) is allowing you to connect with the world community? -- My workplace does that.

24.Enjoy nothing more than a slab of prime rib from The Keg? FUCK YEAH!

25.Find it funny that when you are on the highway that cars seem to be far away and then go by
really really fast when they get closer? -- Not so much

26. Wonder what the vagina of every girl I pass on the street looks like.



Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-12-05 14:28:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

1 - I sit to pee.
2 - No
3 - Yes
4 - Yes
5 - Yes
6 - No
7 - No
8 - No
9 - Yes
10 - Yes
11 - Yes
12 - No
13 - No
14 - No
15 - Yes, but he hates me for some unknown reason.
16 - Yes
17 - No
18 - No
19 - Yes, always
20 - This has never happened to me :(
21 - No
22 - No
23 - Yes
24 - I love prime rib.
25 - Yes

I think traffic lights are pretty.
I wonder what it's like to be a dog.
I organize the clothes in my closet according to type and sleeve length.


Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-12-05 14:20:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

1.Yes.
2.Negative.
3.Nope.
4.No.
5.Yup.
6.Not really.
7.I do not. I do tend to over-use the word "wicked", however.
8.Have yet to see that film.
9.Nope.
10. No, but I appreciate your commitment.
11.I FULLY remember candies from childhood. We had better candy AND we had better toys.
12.Watching people fall down brings me a certain amount of mirth. Bad Karma - great entertainment.
13.I likes brocolli.
14.Nope.
15.Shlongy is cool, for a crusty old retard.
16.Hate that.
17.Nope.
18.Smoke weed every night. Don't watch a lot of Letterman anymore.
19.Indeed.
20.Yup.
21.ahh... no.
22.Digital.
23.ish.
24.mmmm.... meat.
25.Not so much funny - but certainly mesmerizing.


Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-12-05 14:06:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-12-05 14:04:19 (#)
Ranking: 2

Who the fuck is skrapmetal?
---------
Nobody you need concern yourself with. You're as cool as you think you are, don't worry.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-12-05 14:04:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Who the fuck is skrapmetal?

Submitted by Yougotthatright (user info) at 2006-12-05 13:59:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Absolutely.

except for the beer and drugs.

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-12-05 13:59:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

1. All toilets
2. Only if there are no habaneros
3. Not even
4. Genre, then Alpha by artist, then chronological by release date
5. Occasionally
6. Absolutely
7. No
8. No
9. No
10. Going out not required
11. mmmm... Marathon Bar
12. Not hate so much as ignore
13. Sweet Peas are good too
14. No
15. No, god no.
16. Dislike even the thought of public transportation - that's why I have cars and bikes
17. Beers, Jack & Coke, Glenfiddich 15yr, maybe 6 total
18. Weed makes you watch TV = bad
19. No, but in quadraphonic (even though I only have the two ears)
20. And the hair stylist, and don't even get me started on the chick who measures me at the tailor.
21. Yes
22. Transferred it to DVD ages ago
23. Of course, right?
24. almost
25. No, that's just physics

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-12-05 13:47:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

1.Pee on the side of the toilet (still in the bowl of course, but on the side) when you are a guest at someone's house you don't really know? Yups

2.Get Jalapeno peppers put on every sandwich except peanut butter? No but my girlfriend does and she sometimes sneaks them into my sammiches just to annoy me.

3.Think all Asian people are good at math? Yups

4.Organize their cd's alphabetically? AND by genre

5.Still listen to 90's grunge music? Sometimes

6.Know who Jeff Beck is? Yups

7.Say the phrase "That's choice!" Nopes

8.Quote American Psycho in office scenarios? Nopes

9.Enjoy sitting in the shower? Nopes

10.Drinking beer in the shower before going out for the night? ...no...

11.Vaguely remember candies from their childhood? Yups

12.Despise the idea of Bloopers and further to that the word itself? Nopes

13.Not eat vegetables unless it is lettuce in a sandwich? Nopes

14.Masturbate when nervous? hahahahaha! No

15.Think Shlongy is cool but don't know exactly why? Yups

16.Not want to be talked to on public transportation? Yups, even by peeps Im with

17.Drink 6-8 beers every night? Nopes

18.Smoke weed every night until David Letterman is over? Nopes

19.Dream in Technicolor? Yups

20.Still get a hard on like when you were 13 when the dental hygienist's boobs brush your face no
matter how fat she is? Yups

21.Individually wrap all their fruits with Cling Wrap film for the day at work? Nopes

22.Still thinks it's cool to watch 80's VHS porn? I live for it

23.Having black friend(s) is allowing you to connect with the world community? Oddly there arent any Ethnic types in my Zoology class.

24.Enjoy nothing more than a slab of prime rib from The Keg? Nopes

25.Find it funny that when you are on the highway that cars seem to be far away and then go by
really really fast when they get closer? Nopes


Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-12-05 13:47:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Yup.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-12-05 13:46:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

1.no

2.pretty much

3.not after meeting Lili Dong

4.chronological order in which i bought them

5.eh, not really

6.yes

7.no

8.no

9.yes

10.yes

11.yes

12.yes

13.no

14.no

15.yes

16.i haven't used pub trans since i was 12

17.ha, of course

18.no

19.no

20.no

21.no

22.why not

23.what are black people?

24.negatory

25.sure


Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2006-12-05 13:45:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

4,5,6,11,16 and 19. Especially 16. I'll add on to that: does anyone else hate being touched (I'm not talking sexually, just random contact) by strangers in public?

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-12-05 13:42:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

this has good bandwagon potential


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