The Secret Uber Wars - pt 3 (1052 hits)
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Submitted by kaos-king (antius777) (View user info) at 2006-12-05 15:02:00 EST
Tales Of The Uberverse - http://www.ubersite.com/u/kaos-king/l/uberassemble
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"We now have six that have been eliminated, Sir," said Susie Derkins.
Professor Bart-Bart smiled, nodded in her direction and leaned back in his black leather office chair to take in the view of the wall of monitors. A dozen orbs that looked to be made of spun sugar floated in the air around him. Occasionally, one would swoop closer to a screen then sail back closer to Bart.
Susie didn't know what to make of the orbs, but she wasn't being paid to think about such things. Her hands glided over the blue tooth controls, her abilities tapping into the electrical frequencies of the equipment. She tried to keep her mind concentrated on the task at hand, and not on all the people dying out in the complex.
Susie had never been a hero. Her powers didn't exactly lend themselves to battle. Instead, she had gone to work for major communication companies, helping to develop and repair some of the most expensive and hi-tech machinery in existence. She had been working for the BBC when the Professor had come to her about this short term engagement. It had seemed like simple enough work, and she had reasoned to herself at the time that these individuals were trained warriors.
Now that she actually had to see people die, she was starting to think differently.
"Another confrontation is coming up, Sir," said Susie trying to hide the tremble from her voice.
"Excellent," replied Bart. "Main screen, Ms. Derkins."
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TTOM bounded around the corner and smacked directly into Big Mike.
"I apologize, ould son!" exclaimed the advanced simian.
"TTOM, I'm glad to see a friendly face," smiled the elder hero.
"Shall we team our efforts to face down the most dastardly of opponents?" smiled TTOM.
"Eh, of course," replied Big Mike.
"Come then! Have I told you about my newest theory on the proto-evolution of meta-sapien by proxy? It has been fascinating work in the field of genetics and I feel that..."
Big Mike sighed.
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Hadley strolled down one of the corridors, letting his enhanced IQ go through a series of tasks that allowed him to play out the events that lead him here. Fortunately, he had not been bothered by any of the so-called "Heroes or Villains" so far. He had been able to use his time here productively in deductive reasoning to determine certain elements about his surroundings.
He had been born in a laboratory, with the code name HTBD. Had To Be Done. He was the first successful attempt at multi-strand DNA clone engineering. Top scientists from around the world had offered up their genetic code to allow parts of it to be embedded in Hadley. He was, quite simply, the most brilliant living being alive on the planet. This, added to enhanced reflexes, made him a force to be reckoned with.
However, Hadley rarely found the prospects of warfare to be satisfying. He was a scientists, a thinker, a logician. And it was this supreme talent that had lead him to realize that every third stone tile in the ceiling was, in fact, somehow marked with a cypher that was directing information back to central hub. Hadley did a quick series of algorithms in his head and deduced that...
A sound rang out in the hallway and Hadley looked down to see a red patch enlarging in the center of his chest. He turned, falling to the floor at the same time, to see Scourge standing behind him.
"I lost Anansie," the assassin said. "You'll do."
"The ceiling tiles," coughed Hadley, spitting up blood, "mathematical probability..."
"Yes, yes... very good," said Scourge as he pumped two more in Hadley's chest.
Had To Be Done's last thoughts were a of a single name, phrased as a question of hope.
Axolotl?
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Green skies and rain.
That was what Snark's thoughts drifted to as he crept down the hallway. His homeworld. He had been sent as an ambassador to this planet over five years ago, and what had it got him? Wrapped up in a number of pointless struggles between costumed humans who wielded their extraordinary abilities like children.
Ridiculous.
His talents were those of diplomacy, but due to his racial ability to harness his own bio-electrical energy and manipulate it in a physical manner, he had been thrown in with those considered "Super Heroes." Better than being a villain, he figured. He would never understand the amount of violence that humans were capable of inflicting on one another.
"Now has come your time to die."
"No point to try and reason why."
"Make well with the gods you believe."
"For there is no escaping, you see."
The alien managed to spin into a crouch and pull up enough energy to create a force field just as a barrage of bullets came raining against him. Through the pale, translucent blue electricity, now a solid mass, he could make out a large robot standing at the end of the hall. It lowered its shoulder guns and raised a flame-thrower attached to its hand, pointing it at Snark's feet.
"Orgasmatron is my given name."
"Your death will be like all the same."
"Lie down and take this like a man."
"Pain will come if you make a stand."
Flames raced out across the floor towards Snark, but he was ready. He called forth his bio-electrical energy and created a staff that he used to propel himself over the fire and right in front of the robot. Only feet away, he reached out and placed his hands on Orgasmatron's chest.
"I have no qualms about the destruction of artificial life," said Snark.
Quickly, he summoned a mass of energy to his finger tips, filling the robot, then making it solid. Orgasmatron shook and started to spark, the alien leaping away just in time before it exploded.
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Crystle was seeking out any stray emotions around her, hoping not to be caught off guard. She started to pick up a strange emission, something almost foreign, yet familiar. Before she could pick it apart any clearer, a trap door opened beneath her. Crystle screamed as she felt herself falling, and then...
"I have you," came a synthesized voice.
Crystle found herself held inches from the floor by a large, onyx-like arm. She glanced up to see an unknown cybernetic face, something that looked fused together in an explosion in a computer store. Then she saw the giant brain floating in a shatterproof case.
"Mc... McCallum?" Crystle asked in awe.
"Indeed," replied the cyborg. "It would seem I was reformatted to participate in this affair of Bart's."
"But... but you were destroyed! By Urbane's arrival in the Compound, and..."
"Yes, I distinctly remember my own termination," said McCallum with something resembling a smile. "However, as Istaros said, we are currently outside the Space-Time Continuum."
"Well, I'm glad you caught me!"
"By chance, have you seen Axolotl?"
"Um, no," replied Crystle.
"Too bad," said McCallum. "I've been running some calculations, however I lack the intuitive programming to correlate the findings. The human centers of my brain aren't sure what to make of it all."
"What are you talking about, McCallum?"
"Later," replied the cyborg, looking at the ceiling, "when we find the boy genius."
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The Cyst Master sat cross-legged in the middle of the hallway, his elbows on his knees and his chin in his hands. He watched wide eyed as the vegetation continued to grow and work its way through the dying body of Strwbry Fanatic. A wide grin spread across his face when her eyes burst open revealing crimson roses. Shortly thereafter, her skull exploded in a mass of vines and ivy, then everything started to brown and die.
The Cyst Master stayed and waited, watching until everything had turned to death rot, then sighed as he climbed to his feet. Whistling "Row Your Boat," he wandered down the corridor.
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From around the corner, ETS watched as Jonny X absorbed the divine powers of JMG and began to do battle. Severely weakened, JMG proved little threat to the ability leech who quickly beat him into a red pulp. ETS watched all of this, eyes narrowing.
The survivalist did not fear death, quite the contrary. He viewed it as the last great adventure. However, he had no desire to see his own ability to be used against him in so unfavorably a fashion. ETS witnessed Jonny X tilt back and deliver the final blow to JMG, caving the hero's chest cavity in. No, the survivalist had learned when to pick his battles.
Besides, there was another in this maze who he sought. One who he had been battling for as long as he could remember. His "Arch-Nemesis" in the truest sense of the word.
ETS hand idly went to his gun as he flew down the hallway in search of Indoninja.
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"... and then we have the elemental properties of the most basic mutant genome. It's a fascinating study in the realms of neo-genetics. I have found that..."
Big Mike tried his best to ignore the hulking humanoid gorilla beside him. TTOM was a good person, brilliant and loyal , but the old hero wondered if that brain of his wasn't, at times, just a bit TOO big.
"... by a leap in the fordian zoological terms, we have come to the conclusion that, Shitters!"
"What?" asked Big Mike, momentarily confused.
Then he felt it. Unfocused, a pain of emptiness, hollowness, dead inside.
He did not know that he had slumped against the wall, or that the Avatar of Death, Darko, had him in a choke hold, a serrated blade to his throat.
"Get back, you fucking monkey, or I'll slit his throat," threatened Darko. "As his soul weakens, so do his powers!"
"What do you want?" growled TTOM, slowly stepping away.
Darko laughed. "Just to see you squirm."
And with that, the Death Avatar pulled the knife deep across Big Mike's neck.
TTOM roared and beat his chest, knowing such a wound was fatal. He lunged after Darko who fled down the corridor, laughing madly.
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Susie Derkins closed her eyes.
Behind her, Professor Bart-Bart laughed at the turn of events. Susie trained the electrical beacons to follow the Chase that TTOM gave to Darko, letting the images disappear from the fallen hero. Her employer wouldn't care about Big Mike's final moments, knowing full well that his death was imminent.
But Susie kept an visual open in one of the screens in her head, downloading the next few minutes directly into her psionic memory banks. It was of another person coming up upon Big Mike and holding onto the fallen man in his last seconds. A comrade who openly wept at the elder's passing.
Even though such a show of grief wouldn't sway the Professor, she knew she should show him the footage. The bearded man was covered in weapons and had not been seen on any of her tracking so far. He wasn't one of the forty contestants in Bart's UberMadness, this was someone else, a rogue player in the complex.
Instead, Susie Derkins watched as the man disappeared off her scanners, then took the footage and locked it away in her mind.
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Professor Bart-Bart - Deity and creator of the Uberverse
Susie Derkins - Assistant to Bart and ability to psionically map information
Bickerstaff - The ultimate weapon of mankind
Istaros - Martial artist monk and speaker for Bickerstaff
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Razor - Demi-god with own agenda, brought back Method
Firefly - Demi-godess in union with Razor, brought back Rad
Commander Rad - Leader of the UberMen with enhanced senses
Method - KIng of alters who can call up shadow army
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01 - Tiger Lily - Nuclear fusion powered leg, energy manipulation
02 - Ghola - Petite ninja warrior, immune to psionics
03 - TTOM - Simian professor, enhanced intelligence, agility and strength
04 - Caulaincourt - Quebec Quartermaster, can mimic any fighting style
05 - McCallum - Mutant Brain powered cyborg, flight, energy manipulation, calculations
06 - Munkypants - Magical animal shape-shifter due to clothing from fairy kingdom
07 - Scourge - Assassin of the seas, morphing hook hand, sniper
08 - Forensic Girl - Scientific mercenary, analytical bionic arm
09 - Big Mike - DEAD_DEAD_DEAD!!!
10 - Apollo - Pyrokenetic manipulation and flight
11 - Axolotl - Super boy genius, marksman, limited invulnerability
12 - Brdn Nkd - DEAD _ DEAD _ DEAD!!!
13 - Sacrilicious - Ninja trained with power to psionically induce plague
14 - ETS - Survivalist with ability to create panic and paranoia
15 - Strwbry Fanatic - DEAD_DEAD_DEAD!!!
16 - Orgasmatron - DEAD_DEAD_DEAD!!!
17 - Crystle - Empathic sensitive, emotion control
18 - Average Dan - Ability to change his body into other substances
19 - Merlina - Occult sorceress with various spell casting powers
20 - Lisa - Princess of Cuntslavia, mind control
21 - Sicosemen - DEAD _ DEAD _ DEAD!!!
22 - Shlongy - Crime lord, now with cybernetic gun
23 - Indoninja - USA security agent, trained in martial arts
24 - Darko - Avatar of death, ability to weaken souls
25 - Stagger Lee - DEAD _ DEAD _ DEAD!!!
26 - Snark - Alien with ability to turn bio-electric energy into physical matter
27 - JMG - DEAD_DEAD_DEAD!!!
28 - Inion De Trua - Celtic sorceress with summoning abilities
29 - Habeeb - Psychotic with mutated physiology, can appear as others for short time
30 - The Cyst Master - Damaged advanced psionic enhancements
31 - Hadley - DEAD_DEAD_DEAD!!!
32 - Hourman - Has ability to see one minute into future at all times
33 - Mockidol - DEAD _ DEAD _ DEAD!!!
34 - Sphagnum - DEAD _ DEAD _ DEAD!!!
35 - Captain Thorns - Super speed, flight, strength and limited invulnerability
36 - My Tee One - DEAD _ DEAD _ DEAD!!!
37 - Coley - Magical ability to transform into giant Orc
38 - Anansie - Trained warrior with slight projectile telekinetic
39 - Davros - Multi-applicable telepath, astral projection
40 - Johnny X - Can steal other's powers in close proximity
TEN DEAD, WHO WILL SURVIVE THE NEXT CHAPTER???
User Reviews
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-04-16 23:01:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-12-07 09:09:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is great.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-12-07 00:59:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-12-06 20:44:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-12-06 14:22:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2006-12-06 14:16:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
TTOM is SO smart *swoons*
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-12-06 14:00:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2006-12-05 16:53:31 (#)
Ranking: 2
Gosh. So weak. So impotent. Did you confuse my character with Apollo? """
HEY!
I HEARD THAT YOU FILTHY JEW
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-12-06 12:35:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-12-06 12:28:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-12-06 09:53:54 (#)
Ranking: 0
You take far too much pleasure in killing off insignificant little gnats like myself.
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You were simply too brilliant to be left alive, Hadley.
It will take the combined metal strength of a few other UberMen to discover what you did in a few minutes.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-12-06 10:01:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh I'll come (on your) back all right.
The Orgasmatron always comes (on your) back.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-12-06 09:53:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You take far too much pleasure in killing off insignificant little gnats like myself.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-12-06 09:24:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Snark asploded Orgasmatron? *weeps* HE'S A ROBOT HE CAN COME BACK.
I CAN'T WAIT TIL I CAN PLAGUE SOMEBODY
May the peener of the evil shrivel and die by my hand! Well not my hand but you know.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-12-06 09:03:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-12-05 20:26:36 (#)
Ranking: 2
IT WAS CLEAR BFS, OLE CAPT. THORNY HERE IS A GOOD SORT, HE JUST MISSED THAT BIT WAS ALL.
I AM VERY DRUNK.
LET'S GET DRUNK TOGETHER ONE DAY.
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Sounds good, now that the snow crews have finally gotten their asses in gear here and cleared the roads proper.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-12-06 09:02:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-12-05 19:40:38 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-12-05 16:48:26 (#)
Ranking: 2
I think I have a pretty good idea of whom the "rogue player" is...but I'll keep that to myself.
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Um, the rogue player is suppose to be Commander Rad.
With a beard and covered in weapons?
Not getting picked up on Susie's scanners?
Maybe that wasn't as clear as I thought it was...
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That's what I *thought*...but I wasn't necessarily expecting a "rogue" player to appear in your master list...whether numbered 1-40 or not.
GAME ON
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-12-06 06:35:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Still kicking ass and taking names. I Live.
Probably because I haven't yet had my first confrontation.
Keep it up.
-Dave
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-12-06 05:54:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
One hour would pretty much make me a god. A minute is just enough time. However when am I going to get fighting. Secretely I hope I don't die.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-12-06 04:39:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-12-06 02:49:14 (#)
Ranking: 2
32 - Hourman - Has ability to see one minute into future at all times
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Useful.
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why not one hour?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-12-06 02:49:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
32 - Hourman - Has ability to see one minute into future at all times
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Useful.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-12-06 01:53:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hey im pretty sure I held you while the life was draining out of your neck.
how homoerotic.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-12-06 01:26:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck.
Submitted by Shaun_Rocks (user info) at 2006-12-05 23:46:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I love this, it's like Ubermadness meets some sort of insane contest where people are at each other's throats
wait...
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-12-05 21:58:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I know how this ends
but only because I used my mind reading powerz (real, not ubermen because im not featured IN ubermen <cue whiny bitchiness>) to mind fuck kaos into revealing it to me.
All I'm going to say is it ends with Method turning into pudding and Rad and bart using him for lube to have teh ghey secks together.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-12-05 21:41:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I was mentioned, but didn't die?!?!
That's FABULOUS!
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-12-05 21:14:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2006-12-05 20:42:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
So Snarky's got some magical finger tips, eh?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-12-05 20:26:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
IT WAS CLEAR BFS, OLE CAPT. THORNY HERE IS A GOOD SORT, HE JUST MISSED THAT BIT WAS ALL.
I AM VERY DRUNK.
LET'S GET DRUNK TOGETHER ONE DAY.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-12-05 19:40:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-12-05 16:48:26 (#)
Ranking: 2
I think I have a pretty good idea of whom the "rogue player" is...but I'll keep that to myself.
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Um, the rogue player is suppose to be Commander Rad.
With a beard and covered in weapons?
Not getting picked up on Susie's scanners?
Maybe that wasn't as clear as I thought it was...
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2006-12-05 18:05:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-12-05 17:56:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well O-tron it looks like its back to buddy cop films.
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-12-05 17:56:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
NOOOOOOOOOO not orgasmo!
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-12-05 17:00:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm still alive!? Awesome. Is scourge my archnemesis?
This series is the coolest thing since uberia.
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2006-12-05 16:53:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Gosh. So weak. So impotent. Did you confuse my character with Apollo?
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-12-05 16:50:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ROOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
...
Incidently old chap, did I mention my current work into Lepidoptera diveristy related to dietry requirements and how global climate change has affected their numbers? Oh its really quite interesting I assure dear boy!
You see, what happens is *ramble ramble, something aboot moths, ramble, blah blah, climate change, blah blah speciation ramble ramble ramble polyphagous versus specialist feeders blah ramble*
BEEEEEEEEEAST CURSE YOU! BEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSST!
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-12-05 16:48:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think I have a pretty good idea of whom the "rogue player" is...but I'll keep that to myself.
Nice job.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-12-05 16:45:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
weeee!
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-12-05 16:44:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2, just don't mention Maltese again...please?
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-12-05 16:39:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Good writing.
I'm also still reading in hopes that Coley didn't really kill me off.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-12-05 16:37:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
A particularly miserable cocksucker is dead! Yay! Thanks KK!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-12-05 16:03:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i know i'nm dying soon, but at least I got to off two people so far.
and Hadley was one of them! he'll be happy to know he was killed by someone who loves him.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-12-05 15:56:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Phew, good
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-12-05 15:56:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I clicked on some post to rank it, and clicked +2, but then I had to go take a dump, so I have no idea which post I'm reviewing, but I'm going to go with my previous instincts that this post was good and proceed with the +2.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-12-05 15:54:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2006-12-05 15:24:21 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-12-05 15:20:27 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2006-12-05 15:18:49 (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't wait to get home and have me a nice glizmuk full of gronk.
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Our Quebequoizoid friend Caulaincourt did that, and look what happened to HIS Uber-reputation.
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Just goes to show; You can flich bingles till the clobs come home but you suck one glizmuk and you're a 'Glizmuk Sucker' for life. """
you two are so clever and creative!!
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-12-05 15:53:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-12-05 15:17:13 (#)
Ranking: 0
Indo, I have such plans for you and ETS...
... and it involves a third party.
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hmmm
Now I am not sure I want to read anymore...
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-12-05 15:30:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-12-05 15:27:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow, I didn't die - I'm guessing you're saving me for a gruesome death, preferably at the hands of some female...
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2006-12-05 15:27:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The hottest corners in hell are reserved for those, in a moment of crisis, maintain their neutrality.
When did I move to the UK?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-12-05 15:26:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The Orgasmatron cannot die. He can always be rebuilt. Like Robocop. Only not with human parts.
This still rocks.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2006-12-05 15:24:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-12-05 15:20:27 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2006-12-05 15:18:49 (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't wait to get home and have me a nice glizmuk full of gronk.
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Our Quebequoizoid friend Caulaincourt did that, and look what happened to HIS Uber-reputation.
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Just goes to show; You can flich bingles till the clobs come home but you suck one glizmuk and you're a 'Glizmuk Sucker' for life.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-12-05 15:24:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
does anyone else just <cntrl F> and search for their name then just drop a +2 and move on without reading?
no me either
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-12-05 15:20:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2006-12-05 15:18:49 (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't wait to get home and have me a nice glizmuk full of gronk.
--
Our Quebequoizoid friend Caulaincourt did that, and look what happened to HIS Uber-reputation.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-12-05 15:18:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Crystle is so cute she could make even a mutant brain powered cyborg do a double-take.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2006-12-05 15:18:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't wait to get home and have me a nice glizmuk full of gronk.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-12-05 15:17:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Indo, I have such plans for you and ETS...
... and it involves a third party.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-12-05 15:14:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Can't say I am suprised by my "arch enemy"
still entertaining though...
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-12-05 15:14:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I still don't think I'm dead. I think I'm in another dimension.
Submitted by STIXS (user info) at 2006-12-05 15:12:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think I shall survive! Wait, I'm not in the story...
Damn you!