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The Ultimate Woman (NSFW) (2329 hits)

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Rating: 0.22 on 34 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by The Alter of NecroBlanca1 (View user info) at 2006-12-05 23:11:05 EST


Liz Vicious, you mother fuckers!



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Submitted by rejected (user info) at 2006-12-13 18:37:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'd kill her before I fuck her to give her that real pale, cold , goth look that she is trying so hard to achieve. Is this wrong of me?

Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-12-12 20:39:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 1


Far too skinny. The goth thing works for her, but she is FAR from being the ultimate woman.

Submitted by Director (user info) at 2006-12-12 20:32:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I'd fuck her, but "The Ultimate Woman??!?!?!?!"

C'mon, man.

Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-12-12 20:30:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Not that I wouldn't jame her.


Of course that is because she probably does ass to mouth.

Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-12-12 20:29:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-12-09 10:12:25 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2006-12-06 07:35:42 (#)
Ranking: 0

I find nothing sexy about a woman who doesn't have enough sense to even find the nearest Arby's.


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I find it completely sexy that a woman take care of her body.

I don't know whats wrong with you dude.

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Since when has not eating been taking care of your body?



Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-12-09 10:12:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2006-12-06 07:35:42 (#)
Ranking: 0

I find nothing sexy about a woman who doesn't have enough sense to even find the nearest Arby's.


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I find it completely sexy that a woman take care of her body.

I don't know whats wrong with you dude.

Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-12-09 00:06:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

She looks really stoned. And did someone slap her vagina with a belt?

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-12-06 16:57:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I get it, Caul likes this chick because he can close his eyes and pretend she's a guy.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-12-06 16:36:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

um, no.

Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2006-12-06 16:32:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I honestly prefer the softcore shots of Liz Vicious, she looks far too skinny and jailbait-esque when she's nude.

Helluva cute face- the goth thing doesn't hurt, too.

Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2006-12-06 16:19:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Actually, looking back on your pasts posts, you like em young huh?

Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2006-12-06 16:08:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Jesus,

She looks like she's 14 at the most. Aside from her breasts, the rest of her doesn't even look like it's done developing yet.

Maybe I don't like it because my 13 year old daughter looks older than her or maybe you guys are just fucked.




Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2006-12-06 15:15:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Have to admit having deployed some of my MiniMe's into tissues while looking at her, but this collage is certainly not her best.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-12-06 12:52:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

cutest little tits ever.

Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2006-12-06 12:51:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

No Comment

Submitted by gank (user info) at 2006-12-06 12:49:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-12-05 23:29:32 (#)
Ranking: 0

my favorite http://freempegs.aebn.net/bbw_0282_4.mpg
_______________________

The "bbw" in this URL ENSURES that I will not be looking at that video.

This post: Worth Looking at +0.

Submitted by v8lover (user info) at 2006-12-06 12:35:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Looks like a stupid bitch to me

Submitted by ScarfaceMN (user info) at 2006-12-06 11:48:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Dear porn chicks,

Dye your hair the day before the shoot, not the mother-fucking month before. No one wants to see your fucking roots, you dumb bitches.

Sincerely,
Scarface

P.S. - EAT SOMETHING!

Submitted by Angelnero (user info) at 2006-12-06 11:47:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Why do i feel guilty now... like i've just looked at kitty porn?!

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-12-06 09:17:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Oh now that's HAWT....

...wait a minute....


....no it's not.


Ah fuck, I'd probably still hit it. Have a +1 'cause I can't decide.

Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2006-12-06 07:41:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

what an ugly bitch .

she looks like a victim of vitamin-deficiency .



Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2006-12-06 07:35:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I find nothing sexy about a woman who doesn't have enough sense to even find the nearest Arby's.

Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2006-12-06 07:29:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'd fuck that

Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2006-12-06 07:15:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

garbage

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-12-06 06:31:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

THIS ONE TIME AT BAND CAMP

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-12-05 23:47:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/4299/004ev1.jpg



Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-12-05 23:41:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-12-05 23:38:49 (#)
Ranking: 0

Also, a photography trick she obviously never learned: stare at the rim of the lens, not in the center and you'll keep from looking slightly cross-eyed.
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THX! i am always slightly cross-eyed because i do that. not in porn, but in family picures i mean.

Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-12-05 23:38:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Her eyebrows are disappointing.

Also, a photography trick she obviously never learned: stare at the rim of the lens, not in the center and you'll keep from looking slightly cross-eyed.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-12-05 23:32:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

(you have to paste it, not click...she's worth it)

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-12-05 23:29:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

my favorite http://freempegs.aebn.net/bbw_0282_4.mpg

Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-12-05 23:28:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'd savagely plow her, but only because she obviously has low self esteem, not because she's super hot or anything

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-12-05 23:22:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

my favorite right now.


http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/3595/liz20loves20radnx7au4.jpg

Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2006-12-05 23:22:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

She's hot but I've seen better. Far from ultimate. Also loooks borderline illegal. Sluts start young these days don't they?

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-12-05 23:14:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

i jerked off to her once while i was imagining having some rough goth sex. i usually pass her up on the porn sites, though. that's not to say she's not sexy. just not my thing.


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