Just An Average Asshole (1110 hits)
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Submitted by <rorrim.at.etisrebu.com> (View user info) at 2006-12-06 08:27:02 EST
hi guys / girls
Yesterday i read an article in my local paper , and I founded it so
weird , that i just had to post it here .
(story derived from an 5 line article)
Now , it's about this guy , who lives in my city (medium sized , say half a million people),
and i tend to think i live in a civilized part of the world , as far as civilization goes...
Another sidenote to the story : around here cops have the policy , that at the years'end
they start goin'round picking up offenders and other trash , whom have outstanding fines and such .
If they cannot or will not pay , they load 'm up , and off they go , to become guests of the
state .
Quite the same with this bloke . Altough , when they visited his house , he wasn't there , so he was a lucky one .(right, right?)
Right ! this einstein was so fucked up 'bout it, that he went down to the policestation , and
demanded (yes!demanded!) , his fines or whatever he fucked up , he wanted them to acquit those ...
The police didn't bother at all , hoping he would dissolve/leav/get bored with it/etc , which he didn't . (heavy fuel ?)
So , after a while , the safetyvalves overflowed , and he went bezerk . (yep , insane , and still growing...)
2 policecars later (smash,bang!) , they finally arrested him , getting bites , being spitted upon , being threatened with knives and such . yeah ,cozy ,isn't it ?
And before i forget , yes ,he has aids. and yes,he has hepatits . Also , one of the cops is tested
for forementioned blessings . poor guy .
This article made page 12,bottom right corner . imagine page 1 . And this is heaven .
Just a pic from the private collection . (if it works)
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Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2007-01-25 08:56:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2007-01-17 10:50:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
For bringing stuff to my attention in other posts
Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-12-08 18:56:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hi guys / girls
Yesterday i read an article in my local paper , and I founded it so
weird , that i just had to post it here .
(story derived from an 5 line article)
Now , it's about this guy , who lives in my city (medium sized , say half a million people),
and i tend to think i live in a civilized part of the world , as far as civilization goes...
Another sidenote to the story : around here cops have the policy , that at the years'end
they start goin'round picking up trannies and other trash , whom have outstanding tits and such .
If they cannot or will not play , they load 'm up , and off they go , to body bags in the ravine.
Quite the same with this bloke (?) . Altough , when they visited his house , he wasn't there , so he was a lucky one .(right, right?)
Right ! right. right? rightyright. this einstein was so fucked up 'bout it, that he went down to the policestation , and
demanded (yes!demanded!) , his handjob or whatever - he's fucked up , he wanted them to commit those ...
...
...
handjobs
The police didn't bother at all , hoping he would dissolve/leav/get bored with it/etc , which he didn't . (heavy fuel is superior to light fuel due to the cost involved in dillution ?)
So , after a while , the safetyvalves overflowed , and he got naked . (yep , insane , and still growing...)
2 policecars later (smash,bang!) , they finally arrested him , getting blowjobs , being spitted upon , being threatened with knives and such . yeah ,sexy ,isn't it ?
And before i forget , yes ,he is a man. and yes,he has hepatits . Also , one of the cops is tested
for blessings .
This article made page 23021384,bottom right corner . imagine page 1 . And this is heaven .
Submitted by awj002 (user info) at 2006-12-08 18:39:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
can i possibly review positive or negative, when i dont understand what language this is written in?
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2006-12-08 18:07:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I've you've read any of the previous loser's posts (oh how many have gone before you), We all take it upon ourselves to tell them to fuck off. Crappy content gets you a -2, and the only thing a negative score is good for is telling the assclown who wrote it NOT TO DO IT AGAIN.
So, I'll rephrase, In RP English ofcourse:"Buy some talent or sod off"
And before you start avenging your total failure as a writer on me by -2'ing my posts, let me remind you that'll only prove what a total fucking baby you are.
One last thing; what kind of cursing is that, anyway? 'ga jezelf neuken'? Can your age be shown in double digits? Does your mother know you're here?
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2006-12-07 10:13:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hahahahahaha insults are always funnier in poorly-written Dutch.
That's the spirit : have a laugh on it . Being serious on uber=ridiculous .
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2006-12-07 09:54:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2006-12-07 05:33:04 (#)
Ranking: 0
Walgelijke hooghartige kwal !
... en anders ben je simpelweg een laffe hond . en ga nu jezelf neuken .
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Hahahahahaha insults are always funnier in poorly-written Dutch.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-12-07 06:43:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
hear ye, hear ye, this is a tribute post. I don't like being an ars...'asshole', because of pin the tail on the donkey when I was six at Ian Busche's party. It was a nice feeling winning but his mother who was my teacher said "that's my arse you little turd", and when you're six and blindfolded and being chastised by your teacher who even though she wasn't because of 'downtime' but still was because it was technically a school-day rings your mum and says Mrs_Ranger your son can't be a pupil anymore come and pick him he'll be the one in the blindfold with a catshit wrapped in a napkin disguised as cake it creates a sliver of anxiety that maybe sometimes wanes and sits deep and buried amongst childhood dreams of *being* a pupil and even having other friends invite you to their parties but then it resurfaces and you're just like all omg did *I* put a thumbtack in Mrs Busches butt? with my hand?? that's fucking gross and that's why I'm ocd.
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2006-12-07 06:08:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-12-07 05:45:31 (#)
Ranking: -2
I clicked on this thinking it was about me, like 'woo a tribute post'. As a sidenote I wish I had hepatits, I would call in sick and play with them in front of the mirror. Maybe stick them in my mouth. okay I would.
If you want it to be a tribute , make it so . I always enjoy your comments .
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-12-07 05:45:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I clicked on this thinking it was about me, like 'woo a tribute post'. As a sidenote I wish I had hepatits, I would call in sick and play with them in front of the mirror. Maybe stick them in my mouth. okay I would.
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2006-12-07 05:33:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2006-12-06 15:32:08 (#)
Ranking: -1
Dat ga ik niet eens kopieren en plakken . Walgelijke hooghartige kwal !
Dit is uber . hier kun je posten wat jou goeddunkt , en is het ook goed ,
krijg je een +2 , is het slecht een -2 . en da's alles . zo'n commentaar
stel je in het engels , en anders ben je simpelweg een laffe hond . en ga nu jezelf neuken .
That's about all the dutch i'm going to waste on you.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2006-12-06 17:41:23 (#)
Ranking: -1
Denk voordat je schrijft.
I'll keep it in mind .
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2006-12-06 22:18:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Thou yeasty reeling-ripe mammet!
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2006-12-06 17:41:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Denk voordat je schrijft.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-12-06 16:58:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
post some quality Dutch porn, please
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2006-12-06 15:32:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Damnit, You're the second Dutchman on this site, and you put the rest of them (Me, namely) to shame.
Leer alsjeblieft wat Engels voordat je terugkomt.. Ik zag dat je andere post ook al niet zo hoog stond.
Submitted by jfreakman (user info) at 2006-12-06 15:13:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by iMoh69 (user info) at 2006-12-06 12:11:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 no goatse
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-12-06 11:11:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-12-06 08:34:30 (#)
Ranking: -2
I stopped reading after I read: "I founded it.."
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I made you a cookie, but I eated it
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2006-12-06 10:33:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by combatwombat (user info) at 2006-12-06 10:26:52 (#)
Ranking: 0
God, you fucking brits really do write as bad as you speak and as bad as your teeth are don't ya? Ya fuckin WANKERS
Allah , you screwing americans read as bad as you listen . i'm fucking dutch ,you ass!
and that was mentioned before , so i therefore declare you officialy an ass!
Submitted by combatwombat (user info) at 2006-12-06 10:26:52 EST (#)
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God, you fucking brits really do write as bad as you speak and as bad as your teeth are don't ya? Ya fuckin WANKERS.
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2006-12-06 10:11:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-12-06 09:37:54 (#)
Ranking: -2
why, have you..written, in a, weird, almost, shatner..., like....manner,
hahahaha! at least you made me laugh! must be my startrek-heritage...
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-12-06 09:37:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
why, have you..written, in a, weird, almost, shatner..., like....manner,
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Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2006-12-06 09:09:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2006-12-06 08:39:22 (#)
Ranking: -2
This is probably the worst English I've éver seen.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2006-12-06 09:01:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I really don't know what the fuck I just read. I am going to get some coffee then sit down and read it again just in case it's my tired brain.
(Actually the likelyhood is that I will forget all about it after the coffee and look for porn instead)
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2006-12-06 08:44:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-12-06 08:37:48 (#)
Ranking: 0
Loads of grammatical and spelling mistakes. Loads of unnecersary points. was there a link to the actual report?
Yes , but i'm not forcing you guys into translating dutch .
In the 'Sun' a British paper, on the front page was Man Uniteds knew Chairman. On page 29 there was a stor about a 45 year old man who skinned his mum. Wore her as a suit. Went out in the street. Directed traffic. Whilst preeching bible quotes.
that was a classic . creepy story aswell .
and my rotten english : try to keep your language 'proper' whilst being showered in english american an american english , simultaniously ...
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-12-06 08:42:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I laughed my ass off:
and I founded it so
weird
years'end
they start goin'round
this einstein was so fucked up 'bout it, that he went down to the policestation , and
demanded (yes!demanded!)
safetyvalves overflowed , and he went bezerk . (yep , insane , and still growing...)
2 policecars later (smash,bang!)
he has aids. and yes,he has hepatits
Just a few gems, if you're of the female sex you and Electro should mate. And share chokomut ice creams
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2006-12-06 08:39:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This is probably the worst English I've éver seen.
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-12-06 08:38:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
woah I should have spell checked my comment.
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-12-06 08:37:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I won't -2 you cause I don't dislike you. The picture was cool, but still the urge to blitz this is over whelming.
Loads of grammatical and spelling mistakes. Loads of unnecersary points. was there a link to the actual report?
In the 'Sun' a British paper, on the front page was Man Uniteds knew Chairman. On page 29 there was a stor about a 45 year old man who skinned his mum. Wore her as a suit. Went out in the street. Directed traffic. Whilst preeching bible quotes.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-12-06 08:34:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I stopped reading after I read: "I founded it.."
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2006-12-06 08:32:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ok . i'll eat a dictionary before the next post , agreed ?
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-12-06 08:30:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This could have been vaguely interesting if I could actually make out what the fuck you were saying.