The Secret Uber Wars - pt 4 (1153 hits)
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Submitted by kaos-king (antius777) (View user info) at 2006-12-06 15:53:44 EST
The blood was starting to dry and stiffen on Commander Rad uniform. He had already had Big Mike die on his watch once, twice was almost unbearable. Someone was going to pay for this, and if he couldn't take out vengeance on Darko, then Professor Bart-Bart would have to do.
Rad's anger swelled inside him. He had always done the right thing, everything that was asked of him in the name of honor and justice. It seemed none of those things really mattered all that much in the big picture. They were just game pieces, being shifted around by bored higher powers who had their own agendas. It wasn't fair to him, it especially wasn't fair to his troops, and by god, those innocent civilians all deserved better.
Commander Rad needed a fight to clear his head. It was time.
Picking up speed, he dashed down the corridor, taking the next two right turns. As soon as he rounded the second corner, he came to a dead stop and waited for ten seconds. Counting off the numbers in as calm intervals as he could, Rad reached ten, then shot back the way he came.
He double spun around the first corner he had taken to come face to face with the King Of Alters, just as he had planned. Method gave a step back in surprised irritation. Rad just smiled.
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Munkypants had taken the form of a sparrow and flew down the hallway looking for clues. The last thing she remembered was being engaged in a desperate battle with the cyborg Skrapmetal in the ruins of the UberMen Compound. There had been an explosion and everything had turned white.
Before she could consider any more about what had happened, her small bird eyes spied her fellow hero, Tiger Lily, standing in the distance, staring down at something. Munkypants flapped her little wings faster and closed the spaced, then transforming into her humanoid self. Tiger Lily stood staring down at a pile of brown rot than seemed to resemble...
"Oh my god," exclaimed Munkypants, "Is that, is that Strwbry?"
Tiger Lily simply shook her head.
"What could have caused her power to go so wildly out of control?" asked Munkypants as she leaned down to further inspect the horrific damage.
Tiger Lily leaned down behind her and whispered in her ear, "Fusion, fusion, fusion."
Munkypants spun to bring a transformed tiger claw around, only to find a a large machete plunged into her stomach. The strength in her arm gave out, her nails only grazing the face of Tiger Lily's as it morphed back into the madman Habeeb, his smile wide and open-mouthed. He started nodding at her as he wrenched the blade upwards, making her scream out in pain.
She gathered all her might and pushed away from Habeeb, taking the machete with her, it still embedded in her abdomen. Stumbling a few feet, Munkypants tried to transform into multiple creatures to ward off the most dire effects of the stab, but the wound was too severe, the blood loss too great. Finally, she fell to the stone floor beside the decomposing body of Strwbry Fanatic.
"Go Bears and Sox, Wooo!" shrieked Habeeb with his hands in the air.
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Apollo was not pleased.
The pyrokinetic had spent the better part of 'who knows how long' wandering the vast maze of the complex. He had walked along a trapdoor, not that it mattered to one who could fly. However, he had searched the lower level and decided to give it a try. In all this time, he had found no one and nothing.
Apollo's annoyance was spiking critical levels.
And yet, there! The hallway changed around him, the gray stone turning to a gold plating. He strolled down the corridor confident. Perhaps he had come to the end of this ridiculous maze. Yes, he would demand to be returned and he could put this whole...
There at the front of a set of double doors stood Istaros and Bickerstaff.
"Eh, yes," coughed Apollo coming upon them. "Well met, gentlemen. I've completed this maze of yours, so I feel that it's only proper..."
"You must go back the way you came and continue in battle," said Istaros sadly.
"What now?"
"Professor Bart-Bart has brought you all here to do battle, Son Of The Sun. You may have discovered the central hub, but you may not pass. This is not the way."
"Bloody hell! I'll speak to Bart, and I'll do it now!" exclaimed Apollo.
"I'm afraid we can not allow that," replied Istaros.
As Apollo called up a burst of fire, Istaros quickly side-stepped behind Bickerstaff. Apollo let loose a torrent of flame, enough pyrokinetic heat to melt steel. The fire licked and lingered for a moment, then Bickerstaff stepped through the inferno completely unharmed.
"Oh, shite," mumbled Apollo, gathering heat for another blast.
He never had the time.
Bickerstaff's hand shot out, fingers flat and rigid. The ultimate warrior's entire limb penetrated through the center of Apollo's torso, Bickerstaff's hand coming to rest around the pyrokinetic's spine. Bickerstaff gave one powerful yank downwards, immediately severing the spinal column from Apollo's brain, his head snapping off in the process.
Bickerstaff slowly removed his arm from the body. He and Istaros gathered up the corpse and placed it with care on the side of the antechamber. Both men stood back and stared at the fallen hero with sorrow.
"I know, old friend," said Istaros. "I know."
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"Awww, fuck man!" cried out Axolotl.
The boy genius and the precognitive, Hourman, stumbled over the cooling body of Big Mike. Axolotl got down to inspect the wound that had killed the elderly hero. It looked to have been made with a serrated blade; only one individual in play who used such weapons...
"God damn it, Darko," swore Axolotl.
"You knew the old guy?" asked Hourman.
"Yeah, one of the UberMen. He was 'old school,' dude. I can't believe that... hey!"
Axolotl noticed something metallic in Big Mike clasped hand. It wasn't gripped it death, no, it appeared to have been placed there afterwards. The boy genius forced open the large fingers and retrieved the cylindrical item.
It was a custom made silencer.
"What the fuck? Right before we all teleported, I was able to..."
"Don't," interrupted Hourman. "I saw what you were going to say."
"So?"
"So, if Bart really IS listening..." whispered Hourman.
A grin spread across the face of the boy genius. Right before they had all teleported, the stasis field that held them all immobile had momentarily dropped. Axolotl had but seconds to look around and take inventory of all the participants in the game. His super brain had cataloged them all, and Commander Rad hadn't been one of them. Yet, somehow, the UberMen leader had managed to infiltrate the complex and left this for one of his troops to find.
"Excellent," said Axolotl, screwing the silencer onto one of his own charge pistols that Rad had commissioned the Weapon's Maker Foolproof to make for him.
"Let's go."
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"Tell me, wifey," asked Sacrilicious, "Why do you even bother?"
The two ninja's met their blades again, the sound of tempered steel ringing through the corridor. Ghola pulled backed and dropped into a sweep kick which Sacrilicious avoided with a leap. The Plague Bringer brought her katana down, but Ghola blocked it, her elbow coming up to catch Sacrilicious in the chin.
"You don't get to call me that anymore, remember?" said Ghola.
"Oh, that's right," replied Sacrilicious with a bloody smile, "You're shacking up with that elemental now. What was his name?"
Ghola spun and brought a series of strikes against her former love, each blow blocked or dodged. Sacrilicious got in close and delivered a fist to Ghola's kidney's twice in rapid succession. The littlest ninja staggered back, but brought up her weapon in time to catch the Plague Bringer's blade. Sharpen steel grinded down to the hilt, the two warriors inches apart.
"Of course, Simple Catalyst. That's right. Wait... didn't Caulaincourt slip a garrote around his neck and pull ever so tightly? Didn't see him here with the others assembled."
Ghola gritted her teeth and brought a knee up into Sacrilicious's thigh.
The Plague Bringer laughed as she fell back. "Poor lil' wifey!"
The two ninjas had their blades up when another voice called out from the end of the hallway.
"Yes! Yes, you two despicable whores. Battle for my amusement!"
Weapons still at the ready, both ninjas glanced at each other, then at the new comer. It was another woman, this one dressed in lavish pink and gold finery. Her head held high in the air, she even wore a delicate diamond-studded crown.
"Eh, who the fuck are you?" asked Sacrilicious, incredulously.
"How dare you! How dare you peasants address me in such a manner, especially you two whores who act about as beasts. I am Princess Lisa of Cuntslavia, ruler of my domain! You wish to rough your hands in battle as men, then so be it! FIGHT!"
Ghola's eyes went wide and she turned to Sacrilicious. "What did she just say?"
Lisa's fist shook in imperial rage. "Obey me! My mind control powers are not to be questioned and..."
Both ninjas lowered their blades, laughing hysterically.
"You stupid bitch," giggled Sacrilicious, "We've both been trained by The Order to withstand all psionics."
"What a fucking idiot. Excuse me, 'whore,' a moment?" Ghola chuckled, looking at Sacrilicious. "The pumpkin pie execution?"
"Oh, that would be glorious!" exclaimed Sacrilicious.
"What, what are you two undesirable speaking of? No! Don't you dare come any closer to me! I command you in my most royal of name not to..."
Lisa was interrupted by Ghola's two right angle slashes and Sacrilicious's two diagonal strokes. The Princess of Cuntslavia wobbled on her feet for a moment before falling into eight perfectly executed, triangular pieces. Her blood didn't even have time to spray.
The two ninja's stood there trying to regain their composure.
"Cuntslavia?" snickered Ghola.
"Did you see that fucking dress?" questioned Sacrilicious.
"Why did you betray The Order, Saccy?" sighed Ghola.
"Now, why do you have to go and ruin the moment?"
"No matter what, no matter how I feel or USE to feel, I swore a blood oath," said Ghola.
"Well, I suppose you'll have to... HEY!" screamed Sacrilicious as a trap door opened beneath her, dropping her a level.
"The fuck!" exclaimed Ghola, diving after her, only to come up hard on solid stone.
The petite ninja beat against the closed trap door with her fist, swearing loudly.
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"Shit, I think that use to be Mockidol," said Average Dan.
"I think so, too. Let me check, " said Forensic Girl.
The Scientific Mercenary got down on her knees and ran her bionic arm over the remains of the fallen hero. She ran the genetic code against the DNA files she had stored in her computer's memory banks. It came back positive.
"Yeah, it's him al'right."
There was a soft popping sound.
"What the hell was that?" asked Forensic.
"I don't know, I... I can't feel... I..." mumbled Average Dan.
Forensic Girl looked up to see a red stain blossoming on the front of Dan's uniform.
"Touch the wall!" screamed Forensic. "Turn to stone!"
Average Dan hand went for the side of the corridor, but there where two more pops, this time rocking his head forward and dropping him. The blood splattered all over Forensic Girl's face, but Dan's body acted as a shield as it fell, hiding her petite form from the shooter. Forensic reached for her rifle, only to have two more pops catch in Dan's shoulder, right by her hand.
"Damn it!" swore Forensic, crouching down behind Average Dan's dead bulk.
Down the hallway, Anansie reloaded.
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"We're down fifteen player, Sir," reported Susie Derkins in a weak voice.
"Good. Time to activate the complex's offensive capabilities," replied Bart.
"Sir, are you absolutely sure you want to..."
"NOW, Ms. Derkins!" said Professor Bart-Bart.
Susie held back tears as she inacted her will over the electronic machinery to do her employer's bidding.
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Captain Thorns stormed down the hall, confident he would find the crime lord Shlongy and make him pay. His head had healed, but his pride was still damaged. A gun that powerful controlled by that lunatic was unacceptable.
Without warning, a series of guns flipped down out of the wall and began firing on the Captain. Although he had a measure of invulnerability, the bullets still hurt a good bit. He used his speed the fly down the hallway, fists out, and smash all of the weapons. Except for a slightly sore torso, he was fine and those guns wouldn't hurt any one with lesser abilities.
Captain Thorns rounded the next corner, thinking on the new development of the complex fighting back. As he considered the ramifications, more guns spilled out of the walls. Sighing, the Captain floated up in the air, ready to do some more handy work.
Then the guns all fired laser blasts concentrated at his torso.
Captain Thorns felt himself fall, but his gravity was off. Rolling over, he tried to get up, but couldn't. He looked down in horror to see his legs and lower abdomen had been severed from his body, a trail of intestines, organs and blood leading up to where his upper half had collapsed. The Captain twisted his head to see the red glow of the lasers powering up again.
The hero screamed in defiance as the weapons annihilated the top of his head.
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Professor Bart-Bart - Deity and creator of the Uberverse
Susie Derkins - Assistant to Bart and ability to psionically map information
Bickerstaff - The ultimate weapon of mankind
Istaros - Martial artist monk and speaker for Bickerstaff
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Razor - Demi-god with own agenda, brought back Method
Firefly - Demi-godess in union with Razor, brought back Rad
Commander Rad - Leader of the UberMen with enhanced senses
Method - KIng of alters who can call up shadow army
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01 - Tiger Lily - Nuclear fusion powered leg, energy manipulation
02 - Ghola - Petite ninja warrior, immune to psionics
03 - TTOM - Simian professor, enhanced intelligence, agility and strength
04 - Caulaincourt - Quebec Quartermaster, can mimic any fighting style
05 - McCallum - Mutant Brain powered cyborg, flight, energy manipulation, calculations
06 - Munkypants - DEAD_DEAD_DEAD!!!
07 - Scourge - Assassin of the seas, morphing hook hand, sniper
08 - Forensic Girl - Scientific mercenary, analytical bionic arm
09 - Big Mike - DEAD_DEAD_DEAD!!!
10 - Apollo - DEAD_DEAD_DEAD!!!
11 - Axolotl - Super boy genius, marksman, limited invulnerability
12 - Brdn Nkd - DEAD _ DEAD _ DEAD!!!
13 - Sacrilicious - Ninja trained with power to psionically induce plague
14 - ETS - Survivalist with ability to create panic and paranoia
15 - Strwbry Fanatic - DEAD_DEAD_DEAD!!!
16 - Orgasmatron - DEAD_DEAD_DEAD!!!
17 - Crystle - Empathic sensitive, emotion control
18 - Average Dan - DEAD_DEAD_DEAD!!!
19 - Merlina - Occult sorceress with various spell casting powers
20 - Lisa - DEAD_DEAD_DEAD!!!
21 - Sicosemen - DEAD _ DEAD _ DEAD!!!
22 - Shlongy - Crime lord, now with cybernetic gun
23 - Indoninja - USA security agent, trained in martial arts
24 - Darko - Avatar of death, ability to weaken souls
25 - Stagger Lee - DEAD _ DEAD _ DEAD!!!
26 - Snark - Alien with ability to turn bio-electric energy into physical matter
27 - JMG - DEAD_DEAD_DEAD!!!
28 - Inion De Trua - Celtic sorceress with summoning abilities
29 - Habeeb - Psychotic with mutated physiology, can appear as others for short time
30 - The Cyst Master - Damaged advanced psionic enhancements
31 - Hadley - DEAD_DEAD_DEAD!!!
32 - Hourman - Has ability to see one minute into future at all times
33 - Mockidol - DEAD _ DEAD _ DEAD!!!
34 - Sphagnum - DEAD _ DEAD _ DEAD!!!
35 - Captain Thorns - DEAD_DEAD_DEAD!!!
36 - My Tee One - DEAD _ DEAD _ DEAD!!!
37 - Coley - Magical ability to transform into giant Orc
38 - Anansie - Trained warrior with slight projectile telekinetic
39 - Davros - Multi-applicable telepath, astral projection
40 - Johnny X - Can steal other's powers in close proximity
SIXTEEN DEAD, WHO WILL SURVIVE THE NEXT CHAPTER???
User Reviews
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-04-16 23:06:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
awesome
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-12-08 20:03:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
woo!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-12-07 15:59:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm brian blessed
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2006-12-07 15:39:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-12-06 23:33:35 (#)
Ranking: 2
Nicely done once again.
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He lives!
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-12-07 12:45:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-12-07 12:22:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm not dead and I'm cruising with a boy genius like Ax... I pretend like don't care but I am sad enought to actually want to livve till the end.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-12-07 12:05:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-12-07 12:00:52 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm just talking out of my ass, I know nothing = /
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Yeah, and I have no musical talent whatsoever. :p
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-12-07 12:00:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm just talking out of my ass, I know nothing = /
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-12-07 11:54:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well then that makes at least three of us that know this, MeTHod. :)
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-12-07 11:53:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I happen to KNOW it's not Apollo's alter
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-12-07 11:48:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-12-07 11:24:22 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-12-06 18:13:04 (#)
Ranking: 2
Looks like we know who holds the Brian Blessed alter, apollo.
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I happen to know that the above statement is incorrect.
-Dave
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Davros is right...it ain't Apollo's alter.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-12-07 11:24:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Still Living.
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-12-06 18:13:04 (#)
Ranking: 2
Looks like we know who holds the Brian Blessed alter, apollo.
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I happen to know that the above statement is incorrect.
-Dave
Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2006-12-07 10:51:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i like this series. i wish i was in it. *weeeeep*
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-12-07 09:43:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"God damn it, Darko,"
love how you worked that in.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-12-07 09:41:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-12-07 09:31:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
When you call Sacrilicious 'The Plague Bearer' - are you saying she's infected with something?
If I were you I would run run run - and run some more - and then pray - for She Will Feed
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-12-07 09:22:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2006-12-06 16:47:19 (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry Thorny :(
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KILLED BY THE FUCKING COMPLEX?!? HOW LAME IS THAT?!
At the VERY least, I should have died from plague-induced hyperfellatio from Sacrilicious!
But eh...I don't blame you, Susie. I blame Bart. :p
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-12-07 09:16:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-12-07 01:03:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-12-06 23:33:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nicely done once again.
Submitted by Shaun_Rocks (user info) at 2006-12-06 23:08:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Is it just me, or do none of the heroes pay very good attention? They keep getting killed in surprise attacks.
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2006-12-06 21:58:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-12-06 20:44:05 (#)
Ranking: 2
I had to play catch up and read all four parts. Good shit, Kaos...
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Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2006-12-06 21:16:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
A sparrow! Tweet tweet. Sparrows make me think of Monty Python.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-12-06 20:44:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I had to play catch up and read all four parts. Good shit, Kaos...
Submitted by PhillipTheGreat (user info) at 2006-12-06 20:15:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Marry me?
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2006-12-06 19:00:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by webcorona (user info) at 2006-12-06 18:15:04 (#)
Ranking: 2
alter rating to bump up my earlier mistake
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-12-06 18:07:16 (#)
Ranking: 2
soz
my outrageous EGO got out of control for a moment
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-12-06 18:06:01 (#)
Ranking: -2
DEAD ALREADY?????
FUCK YOU
Submitted by Queen_of_Spades (user info) at 2006-12-06 18:50:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ditto
Submitted by webcorona (user info) at 2006-12-06 18:15:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
alter rating to bump up my earlier mistake
Submitted by Marina (user info) at 2006-12-06 18:14:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
all this violence makes me ever so nervous
*wrings hands worriedly*
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-12-06 18:13:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Looks like we know who holds the Brian Blessed alter, apollo.
Submitted by Brian_Blessed (user info) at 2006-12-06 18:11:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WELL, CHAP, THIS IS CERTAINLY A FINE SITUATION YOU HAVE HERE!
HILDEGAARD WOULD MOST ASSUREDLY WIN THIS BATTLE AS SHE IS A STOUT AND HEALTHY WOMAN.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-12-06 18:11:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll read it later.
Submitted by Mr_T (user info) at 2006-12-06 18:10:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
T wanna know why T ain't in this battle, foo
Submitted by kwame_johnson (user info) at 2006-12-06 18:07:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
:-)
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-12-06 18:07:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
soz
my outrageous EGO got out of control for a moment
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-12-06 18:06:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
DEAD ALREADY?????
FUCK YOU
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-12-06 18:05:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I keep clicking on these thinking I'm going to die. But then I don't. Yay!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-12-06 18:03:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Uh oh. scourge is a marked man now.
GREAT ghola/Sacrilicious fight. I'm a big fan of Lisa dying in a deliciously violent way.
By which I mean the Ubersite character "Lisa." Not the flesh and blood operator of the Ubersite character. I'd just like her to get dysentery.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-12-06 18:01:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
does the zero mean i'm gonna die next time?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-12-06 17:59:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
fuck fuck fuck
so sorry man
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-12-06 17:59:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i've oulasted 15 people.
you should all know that i have survived as long as i have because i sold kaos ghola's address
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-12-06 17:17:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh my god.
I love you.
Seriously.
But really..did you SEE her dress?
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-12-06 17:11:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
*runs systems check*
*activates annunciator*
I LIVE!!!
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-12-06 17:01:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
plustwoamus
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2006-12-06 16:47:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry Thorny :(
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-12-06 16:42:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
pink dress and tiara... PRICELESS!!
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-12-06 16:34:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It only would have been better if lisa was raped by sac and ghoula... and then sold as a sex slave to bickerstaff and THEN killed by bart.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-12-06 16:25:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-12-06 16:05:52 (#)
Ranking: 2
Mwahahahaha.
bitch
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-12-06 16:17:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-12-06 16:01:59 (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome, and I KNOW you had fun with the Lisa part, you dick
hahahahah
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-12-06 16:14:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
yeah for some reason i thought you killed simplecat but i dont see his name up there.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2006-12-06 16:12:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This rocks my friggin socks. Now I'm out of sucks ya big jerkass!
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-12-06 16:11:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I like the dead-dead-dead next to the names...
didn't notice it last time.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-12-06 16:06:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
KICK ASS.
mad props to sub unit number 9 or whatever she likes to be called these days.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-12-06 16:05:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Mwahahahaha.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-12-06 16:01:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome, and I KNOW you had fun with the Lisa part, you dick
hahahahah
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-12-06 15:58:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Sorry, I forgot the link at the top...
http://www.ubersite.com/u/kaos-king/l/uberassemble
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-12-06 15:58:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm hanging out in the other dimension getting ready for you to reintroduce me.