Thou Art Unfit for Any Place But Hell (836 hits)
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Submitted by Lungfish (View user info) at 2006-12-06 22:51:22 EST
Thou whoreson mandrake. Thou craven hell-hated foot-licker! Thou mammering crook-pated knave! Thou errant dread-bolted minnow! Thou craven lily-livered ratsbane! Thou surly base-court pumpion! Thou loggerheaded elf-skinned pigeon-egg! Thou bawdy rump-fed fustilarian! Thou cullionly beef-witted vassal! Thou elvish-mark'd, abortive, rooting hog! Thou surly ill-breeding coxcomb!
Thou puny full-gorged moldwarp! Thou jarring fat-kidneyed barnacle! Thou slander of thy heavy mother's womb! Thou cockered ill-breeding devil-mon! Thou wimpled guts-griping horn-beast! Thou pribbling idle-headed hedge-pig! Thou art a very ragged wart. Thou clay-brained guts, thou knotty-pated fool, thou whoreson obscene greasy tallow-catch! Thou yeasty ill-breeding clotpole! Thou mewling hell-hated flirt-gill!
Thou cullionly beef-witted canker-blossom! Thou currish unchin-snouted minnow! Thou tottering lily-livered measle! Thou wouldst eat thy dead vomit up, and howl'st to find it. Thou tottering half-faced apple-john! Thou caluminous lily-livered mumble-news! Thou crusty botch of nature! Thou art the rudeliest welcome to this world. Thou art baser than a cutpurse. Thou cockered brazen-faced baggage! Thou wimpled weather-bitten joithead!
You starvelling, you eel-skin, you dried neat's-tongue, you bull's-pizzle, you stock-fish! Your virginity breeds mites, much like a cheese.
User Reviews
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-05-20 05:41:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ahhh yes, shakespearian insults; thou swarthy whoreson obscene greasy tallow-catch.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-12-07 10:49:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Yeah, I'm supposed to be writing my final paper in English 486: Shakespeare: The Early Plays.
Gotta love that Falstaff.
Submitted by Stogie (user info) at 2006-12-07 10:29:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I imagine this as a medievel freestyle.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-12-07 09:00:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fg69 is less of a strumpet, amd more of a harlot really.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-12-07 06:56:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"hedge-pig"
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-12-07 06:05:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
'is' even. sorry Jesus.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-12-07 06:01:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Jesus in on the uberboard. weird. I was a bit of a fence-sitter until I saw that. Happy early birthday Jesus, please pull your countrymen into line, they're starting to get a bit on the nose. Nobody likes a lame-duck victim.
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2006-12-07 05:58:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
That is inspiring !
Untill then , this will suffice ...
http://www.ubersite.com/m/96206
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2006-12-07 04:05:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
These are too good.
Printed them all off onto individual sheets and now waiting for the first surly ill-breeding coxcomb to come into my office and disturb me with work.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-12-07 00:42:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Are you talkin' ta me?
Submitted by jfreakman (user info) at 2006-12-07 00:38:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I love you.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2006-12-07 00:35:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
'beef-witted canker blossom'...
...you're very amusing.
Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-12-06 23:53:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
You'd like this: http://www.geocities.com/eedd88/insults.html?20066
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-12-06 23:47:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahaha... great!
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2006-12-06 23:10:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Unwashed? I hope you're not saying that I'm a mewling weather-bitten maggot-pie!
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-12-06 23:06:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Accuse me not of strumpetness, thou unwashed rat catcher.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-12-06 23:05:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-12-06 22:55:38 (#)
Ranking: 2
Your virginity breeds mites, much like a cheese.
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I'm pretty sure Shlongy said that to Zakalwe at one point.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2006-12-06 23:02:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Forensic, thou ruttish strumpet.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-12-06 23:01:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
'Zounds!
Eat my knickers thou errant, bat-fowling applejohn.
Submitted by RPharazon (user info) at 2006-12-06 22:56:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I tried doing something like this and failed.
Big words are not my friend. :(
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-12-06 22:55:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Your virginity breeds mites, much like a cheese.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2006-12-06 22:53:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oops. Credit to Shakespeare.