NSFW(TEXT) Eat Babies Colour My Cock (986 hits)
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Rating: -0.63 on 16 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by TaK (View user info) at 2006-12-07 02:58:59 EST
You are all fucking useless.
If I knew where you all lived, I would come and eat your throats for free.
Seriously, would you like to have some throat babies?
When things are this far gone from sacred, what point is there to try?
I'll wear your face and dance. Also for free.
I think you all are the people I drive around every day and contemplate getting out of my car and stabbing.
There's never been a greater collection of worthless in one place.
I hate niggers, jews, kikes, yellowbellies, fencejumpers, dooncoons, sandniggers, women, and uberusers.
Sucking used tampons gives me more pleasure than visiting this site.
Soldering my penis hole closed makes me happier than visiting this site.
Drinking tequila until I throw up, then drinking the throw up, then shitting it out into an asian bitches mouth before soul kissing her asshole hard enough to suck the thrown up shit from her mouth out through her intestines and finally spitting the asian thrown up shit on my dick and jerking off to Michael Bolton doing Clay Aiken in a hole in his head is more fun, and not to mention more worthwile and productive, than visiting this site.
The hate I've cultivated for people like the users on this site is more powerful than the greatest orgasm I've ever reached fucking dead gerbils or donating heroin laced blood to kids.
By the way, you must firmly duct-tape a gerbil before fucking it, or else you'll end up with a bloody messy pile that provides no friction.
What is the point in this fucking site anymore?
Better yet, what is the point in anything any of you are doing?
I hope you all die of dysentery.
Or self-inflicted defenestration.
Or group mastication.
Better yet, why don't you all just get together in real life and masturbate to each others futility?
Either, way, I hope you all die.
I hate you.
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Submitted by Abbey (user info) at 2006-12-08 17:06:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
...and your point is...
I always find it interesting to read posts where someone is slamming the site and it's members, yet they are here as well. Not real logical.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-12-08 01:36:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Respond if you like, but I'm done with this...
"You're like all the others."
No, YOU'RE like all the others."
...argument.
It's kind of a pointless circular bullshit argument in which two people who have hurt each other do nothing but hurl accusations at each other. If we can't come to any sort of understanding or peace, then we should just not talk to each other. You seem to want to do battle, but I assure you I am not particularly interested in battling. I don't know how you feel, I just know how I feel. You make me feel as though any sort of peace offering will be either rejected or deemed worthless, or inconsequential, but I'll offer it anyway.
I still love you. I still think you are a good person. I admit I have let anger and fear overshadow that. I put it out there at the risk of these pirahnas getting ahold of it, because you should know it.
You've said it doesn't matter to you. But I guess it matters to me that you know it.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-12-08 01:08:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Look Micheal, I've tried to be civil here. I warned you because you stated quite clearly that communicating with me caused you problems. I considered welcoming you back to this shithole by offering constructive criticism of your writing (which I actually read), but it seemed unwise to open that door, considering your feelings on the matter. So I attempted to tread carefully. Simple as that. I say don't let the door hit you, because I say that to everyone who bitches about this site. It sucks. Deal or leave. You have blown that out of proportion, just as you blew my stupid drunken email out of proportion a year ago. You are unable to forgive me. Ok. I'll deal.
I hurt you. I know. I apologize. Again. And you will continue to be unable to forgive me, for whatever reason. And I am fine with that.
You don't really know me anymore, and I don't presume to know you anymore either.
Sometimes I wonder if we ever knew each other, or if it was just a pathetic dance of misinterpretations and mixed signals on both sides. The way you seem to think I feel about you is so wrong it's laughable. The truth is that the way I feel about you is very complicated, much more complicated than this "old boyfriend who fucked me over" schtick that you believe I cling to. I'm incapable of regulating you to that role, even though I admit I have tried to do so. Dear lord man, do you think I put you in the same category as Lane? Christ, you're epic. You are fucking epic, and I've never been able to fully communicate that to you, for fear of what you'd think. But I don't care anymore. It just doesn't matter.
Christ, you accuse me of everything that you yourself are doing. You misjudge me, you fill my head up with thoughts that aren't there.
God, why the fuck am I bothering? I don't owe you any explanation about how I feel, and I'm through defending myself to you. I don't owe you that either. The truth is, I've moved on from my anger at you, and don't really feel the need to lash out at you. If you feel that is fake humility, fine. Whatever you want.
You say I won't give you a second chance, but you never indicated that you wanted one. If so, I'm right here, at least in spirit. I don't really think I can be around you, it makes me fucking nuts, but you can know that I would support you in spirit. But I thought you were happy where you were. What happened to you to fill you with such hatred and murderous impulses? What filled you with all this venom? Because I know it wasn't me.
Believe what you want. Regulate me into the category that you are most comfortable with, and boil everything down to whatever simplistic view you want to have of me. It's the same thing you accuse me of, so why not. It is said that we cannot see something in another that we aren't capable of ourselves.
Continue being full of anger at the world. I won't lie and say that I haven't or won't lose sleep, but I'll get over it, like I always do.
Submitted by TaK (user info) at 2006-12-07 20:59:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Why address you Anansie?
Why dig at you?
Because it is very obvious from your attitude towards me that you think you know me. You think you have me all figured out. You've boiled me down to basics and made me into an old boyfriend who fucked you over. You've forgotten everything you knew of me that was true, and replaced it with assumptions and generalizations.
It's so much easier that way isn't it? Easier to forget someone who didn't matter anyway. Someone that's just like the rest of them. I dig at you because you dig at me. Not by typing words on a screen do I mean, but in my head. You, and all the people I've known like you. You cower behind a veil of pretend humility, while inside you think you know all. You believe you know exactly what happened between you and me, that it was all as you feared. You've demoted me to no more than the bottom in your mind, and cast judgement like a whore tossing stones at a whore.
You'd have it that simple. You'd have me that simple. I am that simple to you, and it drives me mad to know that one more in the world misconstrued my truth. Even though I'll never see you again, even though it really doesn't matter what you think, somehow it still does.
And you're too proud to admit that we've both done wrong, and too arrogant to allow me more than a passing glance, indeed no second chance, even in the mind and heart, if never in the world.
This is the way monsters are made. You are a sliver of the force producing things like me, and the whole of which you are a part is just as oblivious to it's horrid creation.
So, I dig.
And dig.
Perhaps soon enough the hole will be deep enough. I've only a few more feet to go.
I'm not digging at you alone, you are too inconsequential for me to waste the edge of my shovel upon. It's the thing you work for that I'm after. And I'll hit something hard in the dirt one of these days.
I take this open on a public forum to display how little it means to me to hide from the world. I'll battle on any ground, naked for all to see.
If what they see will only be a twisted, jaded version of the truth in the end, then how I portray the onnest means very little.
All of it means very little. None of it means very much.
I'll see you on the twinned side, dear, and there I won't be so nice.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2006-12-07 12:47:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
rofl
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-12-07 12:35:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
lol
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2006-12-07 12:26:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You asked for opinions and you got them.
Quit your whining, woman.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-12-07 10:35:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You have a point. Yesterday was pretty terrible. There were a couple of decent things posted, but they were lost among the crap. Even so, why don't you turn the computer off and spend time a real person? This kind of anger is pointless.
I don't know why the dig at me is necessary. I was just giving you a fair warning before. If you don't want to run into me (figuratively, anyway) then don't visit this website, and if you don't want to talk to me, then don't address me as you have. I think that's pretty simple logic, it's too bad I had to explain it to you.
In all honesty, though, don't let the door hit you.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-12-07 08:36:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 because I 'heart' Circe.
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2006-12-07 06:22:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Don't you have more important things to do than hate people on a "worthless" website?
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-12-07 05:09:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Submitted by JusticeSocks (user info) at 2006-12-07 03:58:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
And a jolly, jolly good morning to you too. The birds are singing, the sun is shining and even the wife looks pretty today. Many thanks for your contribution to this wonderfull day.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-12-07 03:30:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow. That is a lot of pretend hate.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-12-07 03:21:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well of COURSE it's pointless.
Everything else I do has a point. This is my pointless futility outlet.
+2 because you seem angry and bitter and powerless and that's so unattractive that I pity you.
Submitted by TaK (user info) at 2006-12-07 03:04:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Seriously.
All of you go die.
Submitted by TaK (user info) at 2006-12-07 03:00:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
How's that for posting fiction on a site you visit frequently Anansie?