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Submitted by <antiflag248.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2003-07-02 22:49:55 EDT
I heard this joke on TechTV. I found it to be funny and I thought I would share.
"The box said 'Works with Windows 2000 or better', so I went out and got Linux," or something with that meaning.
Hahahahahahahaahahahahahahahhhahhahahhahhhhahahahhahahhha. I've heard it like 300 times now (from myself) and I still can't stop laughing. It's not even that funny.
Another good joke about someones grammar is, "I've spewed cum on my keyboard and it typed more coherent sentences than that!"
Haha...ha...ha.
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Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-04-12 12:43:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, with those two groundbreaking lines, you're sure to never run short on -2 insults.
Submitted by SoxSexSax (user info) at 2003-09-25 03:16:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Double post. Fuck.
Ah well, another oppurtunity to -2.
Submitted by SoxSexSax (user info) at 2003-09-25 03:15:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Uh...as you like tech talk, allow me to tell you what I think in Visual Basic:
Dim antiflag248_Is_A_Twat As Boolean
antiflag248_Is_A_Twat = True
If antiflag248_Is_A_Twat Then
Msgbox "antiflag248 is a twat!"
Else
'this will never occur, so why catch this condition?
End If
End
Submitted by SoxSexSax (user info) at 2003-09-25 03:15:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Uh...as you like tech talk, allow me to tell you what I think in Visual Basic:
Dim antiflag248_Is_A_Twat As Boolean
antiflag248_Is_A_Twat = True
If antiflag248_Is_A_Twat Then
Msgbox "antiflag248 is a twat!"
Else
Submitted by Cymensen (user info) at 2003-07-03 01:48:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
" Submitted by BerZerK at 2003-07-02 23:40:40 (#)
Ranking: -2
MWUHAAHAHAHAHAHA! The FB strikes again!
TROGDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "
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TROGDOR ROCKS! I bought the Trgodor T-Shirt. Look at all it's majesty! I ought to stick a pic of it up here cuz it's awesome.
PS, this post sucks.
Submitted by BerZerK at 2003-07-02 23:40:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
MWUHAAHAHAHAHAHA! The FB strikes again!
TROGDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Miss_Sim (user info) at 2003-07-02 23:33:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Excuse me BerZerk. From what I've seen so far the whole point of this site is for people to express opinions etc.
Personally I did not find this post all that amusing. I'm sorry if that offended you Fuckwit.
Submitted by BerZerK at 2003-07-02 23:20:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
well, Miss_Sim, we don't like your 'tude, beeeotch, so step the fuck off and quit yapping. Its cunts like you that make me want to mastubate to illegal asian beastiality pr0n. cunt. bitch face. poophead.
butt-baby
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2003-07-02 23:12:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Eh, the first joke made me laugh, second was too crude for a computer joke though.
Submitted by Miss_Sim (user info) at 2003-07-02 23:11:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I've only just recently discovered this site, and that could be possibly one of the worst things I have read in my short experience in Uberland.
Submitted by ronnockeem (user info) at 2003-07-02 23:10:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
that pulp fiction quote was extremely rough.
Submitted by EvilZurr (user info) at 2003-07-02 23:03:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
wow. i dont even want you to die. lets just call it 'tantric death', where you almost die A LOT, but you never die. to quote pulp fiction (roughly):
"im gonna get two nigga with a pair of pliers and a blow torch, and go to work on this disgusting rapist"
ok, wait. you can die now. the end.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2003-07-02 22:56:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Someone should put you out of your misery.
Submitted by hidden101 at 2003-07-02 22:50:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I've spewed cum on my keyboard and it typed more coherent sentences than this.
Die.