Human Cloning (1436 hits)
Category: Science & EnvironmentalRating: -0.19 on 38 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Maltese (View user info) at 2006-12-07 10:25:58 EST
A small clock ticks to 10:00 AM in a shiny laboratory nestled within Siberia on June 3, 2053. Eight scientists stand by a large tube filled with saline solution and various biofluids, ready to collect any body parts if the experiment goes wrong. They drain the tube as their horrid creation gains consciousness and attempts to open its bloodshot eyes.
They had just successfully created the world's first cloned human being, if it could, at all, be called human.
The clone tried to stand but fell to the ground with an ear-piercing squeaky thud. It wriggles around on the ground like a burning worm, screaming with all the power of its malformed lungs. Its right arm is a short stub and the left one extends out from its neck. The legs are fused together and its face is monstrous. The lead scientist turns to the group of the other scientists.
"The experiment has failed", says the lead scientist, Dr. Markov. "We must abort it." "Yes sir", was their reply.
They dragged the screaming creation down the cold concrete hallway, past other tubes developing these monsters as well. There are nearly seventy cloning tubes in operation at the Soviet-American Research Base, where the Russians and Americans work together to bring down humanity as a whole.
The scientists throw the restrained experiment into the decompression chamber and lock the security door. It knows what's coming and starts banging its head to no avail against the plexiglass window through which the scientists watch.
"Throw the switch, Markov".
The air is vacuumed out of the chamber, the monster gasping for air as the room gets darker and darker and darker, ever so slowly. Eventually, the pressure causes its eyeballs to pop from the sockets, spilling onto the floor and rolling a few inches before settling on the ground. Their failed project finally stops twitching and rests its dead head on its shoulder.
As the room was repressurized, a group of janitors came in to collect the body for discarding. Markov watched them wheel away the corpse, took a sip from his cup of coffee, and mumbled nonchalantly, "Back to the drawing the board."
They walked back down the hall to unveil their next clone. Hopefully this one would turn out as planned.
User Reviews
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-12-07 20:52:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
fuckah
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-12-07 13:34:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Just testing.
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-12-07 13:27:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Fag below.
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-12-07 13:24:03 EST (#)
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Submitted by ScarfaceMN (user info) at 2006-12-07 13:18:04 EST (#)
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I think Jack hit the nail on the head with the crit. Better luck next time, Maltese.
Submitted by SilentRenegade (user info) at 2006-12-07 12:53:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
They aren't Soviets anymore...the Soviet Union hasn't existed for mor than 20 years. Russians is accurate. Too short...needs better detail and more reason as to why the Russians and americans are now trying to destroy the world....
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-12-07 12:49:27 EST (#)
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Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2006-12-07 11:54:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Not a bad story, it could probably do with being fleshed out a bit. Could probably do better without the date being mentioned and the emphasis on the American-russian colaboration.
Over all I liked it though, and there is far worse shite out there; probably with my name on it.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-12-07 11:44:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Too short, but had some cool bits. Particularly enjoyed the description of the monster.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-12-07 11:44:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh for fuck sake...
http://www2.xlibris.com/bookstore/bookdisplay.asp?bookid=13981
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-12-07 11:42:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Seems like an honest post. Here is some honest crit.
A small clock ticks to 10:00 AM in a shiny laboratory nestled within Siberia on June 3, 2053.
===Too far in the future. why not make it 3053? By 2053 we'll likely be able to grow individual organs by tweaking stem cells, making the creation of an entire clone unnecessary. If you made it next year, or a few years AGO, that's a hook. For more on cloning, see this, and forgive my linkwhorage http://www2.xlibris.com/bookstore/bookdisplay.asp?bookid=13981.===
Eight scientists stand by a large tube filled with saline solution and various biofluids, ready to collect any body parts if the experiment goes wrong. They drain the tube as their horrid creation gains consciousness and attempts to open its bloodshot eyes.
They had just successfully created the world's first cloned human being, if it could, at all, be called human.
===If this thing is so horrid and fucked up why is the experiment called a success?===
The clone tried to stand but fell to the ground with an ear-piercing squeaky thud.
===Awkward phrasing and description.===
It wriggles around on the ground like a burning worm, screaming with all the power of its malformed lungs. Its right arm is a short stub and the left one extends out from its neck. The legs are fused together and its face is monstrous. The lead scientist turns to the group of the other scientists.
===Sounds like the creature in The Fly II or any other dozen flicks like that. I'm not being a cunt, but thry to avoid imagery that we have all seen before.===
"The experiment has failed", says the lead scientist, Dr. Markov. "We must abort it." "Yes sir", was their reply.
===When this thing was six weeks would they would have known how fucked up it was. Why is it an abortable failure only now?===
They dragged the screaming creation down the cold concrete hallway, past other tubes developing these monsters as well. There are nearly seventy cloning tubes in operation at the Soviet-American Research Base, where the Russians and Americans work together to bring down humanity as a whole.
===WHAT THE FUCK??? WHY ARE THEY DOING THIS??? Why not just say "...where the Russians and Americans work together to grown salamanders with huge jugs and tittyfuck them to death." This is way too out of left field and there is no backup info.===
The scientists throw the restrained experiment into the decompression chamber and lock the security door. It knows what's coming and starts banging its head to no avail against the plexiglass window through which the scientists watch.
"Throw the switch, Markov".
The air is vacuumed out of the chamber, the monster gasping for air as the room gets darker and darker and darker, ever so slowly. Eventually, the pressure causes its eyeballs to pop from the sockets, spilling onto the floor and rolling a few inches before settling on the ground. Their failed project finally stops twitching and rests its dead head on its shoulder.
As the room was repressurized, a group of janitors came in to collect the body for discarding. Markov watched them wheel away the corpse, took a sip from his cup of coffee, and mumbled nonchalantly, "Back to the drawing the board."
===These guys are DOCTORS!!! FUTURE DOCTORS!!! Why the HELL can't they just give the thing a LETHAL INJECTION??? It would save time and money and OH FUCK IT!!!===
They walked back down the hall to unveil their next clone. Hopefully this one would turn out as planned.
===WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?!? Turn out AS PLANNED??? You JUST referred to '...other tubes developing these monsters as well...'===
===And finally... TOO SHORT!!!!===
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-12-07 11:42:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm sorry, but THREE posts withing 24 hours is sorta fucking ridiculous
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-12-07 11:36:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Rate me as you would normally. None of this +2 for life shit. :)
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-12-07 11:30:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Homer: Dig him up!!! Dig up that corpse! If you really love
Jebediah Springfield, you'll haul his bones out of the ground
to prove my daughter wrong! Dig up his grave! Pull out his
tongue!
Quimby: Can't we have one meeting that doesn't end with us digging up
a corpse?
Lisa the Iconoclast
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2006-12-07 11:25:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Pretty good.
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-12-07 11:24:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-12-07 11:15:54 (#)
Ranking: 2
Advice:
The length of the piece was actually good, I don't think it needed dragging out and you were reasonably discriptive. On the whole the only problem with this post was the picture, which changed it from a neat little work into something else.
That being said there is so much worse on here that all of us would give a +2 to, and I think this attempt at fiction, albeit what you may not like, at least warrants a read.
I actually liked the post alot because of the cold nature of the Dr. I think the way he just so matter of factly sips his coffee and returns to 'work' is brilaint. For me there is only one monster in that lab, and truely he is it.
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You are getting +2's for LIFE.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-12-07 11:21:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
See if you can "log off" of this fucking site for just an hour.
That would be a start.
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-12-07 11:15:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Advice:
The length of the piece was actually good, I don't think it needed dragging out and you were reasonably discriptive. On the whole the only problem with this post was the picture, which changed it from a neat little work into something else.
That being said there is so much worse on here that all of us would give a +2 to, and I think this attempt at fiction, albeit what you may not like, at least warrants a read.
I actually liked the post alot because of the cold nature of the Dr. I think the way he just so matter of factly sips his coffee and returns to 'work' is brilaint. For me there is only one monster in that lab, and truely he is it.
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-12-07 11:12:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
fiction = auto +2 (this wasn't bad at all)
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-12-07 11:05:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-12-07 11:03:59 (#)
Ranking: 0
Differences? I rate honestly, and this post sucked.
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You could've given me some commentary then, so that I could improve the next time I write a story.
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-12-07 11:04:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-12-07 10:57:55 (#)
Ranking: 0
THATS FUCKIN GREAT
YOU CHANGED AN ARBITRARY NUMBER TO ANOTHER ARBITRARY NUMBER
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*ejaculates*
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-12-07 11:03:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Differences? I rate honestly, and this post sucked.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-12-07 10:59:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-12-07 10:50:37 (#)
Ranking: -2
haha emergency post because you are embarrassed by your last efforts.
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Man it is thursday too, couldn't you just strung together some dick and fart jokes with a rabbit?
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2006-12-07 10:58:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-12-07 10:53:08 (#)
Ranking: 0
w00t. I brought Axe's rating up from 1.39 to 1.44.
Let that clonetank go fuck himself . He's not worth it at all .
Keep writing . I like your stuff.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-12-07 10:57:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
THATS FUCKIN GREAT
YOU CHANGED AN ARBITRARY NUMBER TO ANOTHER ARBITRARY NUMBER
you would do well to get off the computer and deal with reality for a bit.
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-12-07 10:53:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
w00t. I brought Axe's rating up from 1.39 to 1.44.
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-12-07 10:52:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Fuck you guys right in the ass. I actually make the effort to rate the POST, and not the POSTER. Even if I hate your guts and wish your parents would die of kuru, I'll still give your post a fair rating.
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2006-12-07 10:52:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
The scientists throw the restrained experiment into the decompression chamber and lock the security door. It knows what's coming and starts banging its head to no avail against the plexiglass window through which the scientists watch.
how would it know what's coming ? Did they also invented a way to make uploads into the brain possible ? Now that would be revolutionary !
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-12-07 10:50:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
haha emergency post because you are embarrassed by your last efforts.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-12-07 10:49:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
They walked back down the hall to unveil their next clone. Hopefully this one would turn out as planned.
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Blonde with huge great tits?
Submitted by Mike-Mc (user info) at 2006-12-07 10:48:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Didnt bother reading it
look`d shit
do you eat brocolli stems?
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-12-07 10:48:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-12-07 10:36:00 (#)
Ranking: -2
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Axolotl, as a sign of peace, I went and +2'd all of your blank posts and lowest-rated posts. I hope we can resolve our differences.
Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2006-12-07 10:46:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i dated a biology major once who kept my hairbrush and threatened that he was cloning me for his master's thesis. i have yet to see this 'clone'.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-12-07 10:36:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by Yougotthatright (user info) at 2006-12-07 10:35:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Mark my words:
First actual clones of human beings will come from Singapore or Brazil. They're already kicking MAJOR ass in the area of Stem cell research.
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2006-12-07 10:34:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
creepy , and feels way to real for my taste .
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-12-07 10:34:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
i wish i could clone you.
then i could stab you to death twice.
cunt
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-12-07 10:27:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
GAY