Hey, Simon. Remember Sara? (6105 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -1.23 on 277 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by HappyFace Julio (View user info) at 2006-12-07 16:14:32 EST
http://www.ubersite.com/m/88676
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Simon (I'll not say your last name because I actually have respect) a.k.a. 'sicosemen' - do you remember posting this?
More importantly, do you remember the girl you totally fucked over by exploiting her all over this filthy fucking website?
Here's the most important question: did you think that someone who knows her would ever come across this website and confront you about the slimey, low-life way you treat women?
Well nice to meet you, faggot. I'm Derek. Sara is my girlfriend.
You think I'm fucking around?
She lives in Richmond. Her folks are from Boston and her left nostril is pierced (and has been for 3 years). She met you through your friend Ryan.
Who's fucking around now asshole? Hmm??? Getting scared?
You fucking should be.
I saw your post today and I had to stop acting like I don't know who you are.
Evidently Sara isn't the only girl you've completely defamed by slathering her nakedness all over this ethically bereft cesspool of a website.
But check it out, Mr. Sicosemen. We've got plans for you. I know a small group of people we'll call HER FUCKING LAWYERS who are waiting for Sara's go-ahead to have you summoned to appear in front of a fucking judge to answer for what you've done here.
Sara is an amazing girl and you have fucked up royally by taking your internet anonymity for granted.
I hope you're prepared.
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-11-18 18:15:07 EST (#)
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just read all that
good times
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-11-18 17:47:09 EST (#)
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heh. Lies mind
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-11-18 17:42:43 EST (#)
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the reviews not the post
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-11-18 17:06:44 EST (#)
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this was terribly entertaining
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-12-28 09:55:20 EST (#)
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Here I come to save the daaay!
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-12-28 09:55:20 EST (#)
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Here I come to save the daaay!
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2006-12-17 19:05:16 EST (#)
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Somebody once put loads of pictures of me on the internet. I'll never forgive her.
www.allbigcocks.com/
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-12-15 12:36:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-12-15 12:20:27 (#)
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I hate it when I miss a good drama.
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Borrow some money from Shlongy so you can afford to pay attention...
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-12-15 12:20:27 EST (#)
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I hate it when I miss a good drama.
Submitted by richsghostdog (user info) at 2006-12-13 11:30:31 EST (#)
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What did (she Sarah) expect? When you lie down with dogs...
I'd be a little more upset that your "girlfriend" is out fucking any stiff dick that comes around (no pun intended) with obviously no protection. Better get yourself an AIDS test. While your at it, better throw in a herpes, crabs and any other STD test you can think of...then you can sue her for reckless endangerment and use the pics as proof. Too bad you probably won't live to spend the money.....
I really hope this is shenanigans, if this is real it's just too fucking depressing, what a commentary on the mental capacities of the younger generation..are you all on fucking dope???? If not, maybe you should give it a try.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-12-12 16:57:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/96704#2251182
The advice stands. POST AWAY, FUCKTARDS! Just make sure you hide her face and moles / scars!
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-12-12 16:55:08 EST (#)
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Edit: It looks like she has a belly piercing.
So does my girlfriend OH NOEZ I'M SUING YOU PSYCHOSEEMENZ!!11
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-12-12 16:53:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Here's the lowdown, bub.
We can prove that Sicosemen is a subject in the photo (from the tattoo) and also the person taking the photo (from the camera angle). We have Sicosemen's permission to post it, as he is the subject and the holder of all rights and permissions (Until posted, when it became property of Ubersite.com by its T's & C's)
We CAN'T prove your girlfriend is in this picture. There are no distinguishing features, marks, lesions, scars, moles, or any other possible way of telling who the female is in the picture. She is not remarkable enough. Without her being positively identified, we cannot expect her to give permission to use the picture. We don't know who to ask
Julio has NO chance of winning a legal battle against Sicosemen.
Rest easy, man.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-12-12 13:49:10 EST (#)
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i bet you can smell that cooter from space
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-12-12 09:42:51 EST (#)
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Ha HA, your bird got knobbed by Sicosemen!
Submitted by Stavros (user info) at 2006-12-12 09:29:04 EST (#)
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yes ihave have seen better - maybe if she was a spastic i would be interested but she appears to be a mong, and that is wrong
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-12-12 03:47:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-12-07 16:30:40 (#)
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"Incrimidated" - The new UberTard word of the day
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Incrimidate.
A spin-off of Elimidate, Incrimidate is a hot new show on MTV in which a young lady "dates" four young men at once; three of whom are convicted rape-murderers. The REAL fun begins when the camera crew leaves.
It was probably the one element Elimidate lacked that could have made it great.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-12-11 17:29:07 EST (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-12-07 16:25:46 (#)
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never take naked pictures of yourself or let them be taken unless you plan on someone seeing them that you don't expect to see them.
she's an idiot.
this is probably shenanigans
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2006-12-11 15:50:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-12-10 16:18:31 (#)
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this drama was boring.
UNBAN IHAKF!
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2006-12-11 15:48:38 EST (#)
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Where are the alleged original photos anyway?
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-12-11 15:41:19 EST (#)
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way to stay abreast of current affairs, homo42.
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2006-12-11 15:27:18 EST (#)
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Ok let me get this straight... you're dating some whore that passes nude photos of herself all over the place and you're mad because somebody posted it online? Why aren't you mad it her for handing out those kind of photos? Why aren't you embarassed to admit you're the dude dating the chick that was embarassed all over this site. LOL everyone's seen your skanky girlfriend naked hahaha.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-12-11 15:25:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
THATS AN UNCOOL BANNING OFFENSE BRET
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-12-10 16:18:31 EST (#)
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this drama was boring.
UNBAN IHAKF!
Submitted by showfishorama (user info) at 2006-12-10 14:28:46 EST (#)
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Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2006-12-10 14:20:09 (#)
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Actually, the more I think about it, the more I'm convinced this is a real person.
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hahaha ... hey Sherlock, check the front page.
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2006-12-10 14:20:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Actually, the more I think about it, the more I'm convinced this is a real person.
An alter woulda stuck around to keep stirring the shit pot, this guy got thoroughly trounced and bailed.
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2006-12-10 13:45:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you must feel BIG when you push your weiner in her cooch knowing the last penis to go near it was the size of a premature baby's finger.
shenan'whoreallygivesafuck'igans.
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2006-12-10 13:01:22 EST (#)
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ZIP ZOP ZOOBIDY BOP!
HERE I GO, DOWN THE SLOPE!
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2006-12-10 12:30:02 EST (#)
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Here's a tip Sara.
If you don't want your hamburger-tainted vag posted over the net don't let people take pictures of it. It's really that simple.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-12-10 10:34:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-12-10 10:10:47 (#)
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3 - Maltese. Kid, you've got to just STOP. Seriously, last time you I saw one of your posts on the main page, I literally groaned out loud in a triad of mental/physical/emotional anguish. You leave long, cut-paste reviews on posts that are irrelevent. You constantly threaten to -2 people for the most simple of slights. Now you dare people into confrontation so that you can post their personal information??? If you have mine, feel totally free to post it. My info is scattered everywhere, all over the web. Unlike some people on this site, I keep a relatively public profile. Do you want links to my site, my MySpace, my e-mail, or anything else? Perhaps my home address? Maybe someone will send me gay porn and I can use it to paper my buddy's car with.
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Kaos f you give me your address I won't use it to send gay porn, I promise.
I will, however, use it to send severed penises because there wasnt an Ubermen post on Friday
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-12-10 10:10:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
1 - Julio/Derek, you're not only perhaps the biggest fucking idiot I've come across on Uber in quite some time, but you seem to also be quite the raging cowardly faggot. Your "girlfriend" (and let's be honest, she just a roomie who you have a crush on) whores herself out to Sico, making a foolish mistake, and now must pay the price in true Uber fashion. Granted, no one would have known or cared until you posted this ridiculous nonsenses.
2 - Everything stated in section 1 is meaningless, since that bastard Method is proabably behind the she'nanies. Regardless, the comments on this post were Pure Gold. Sometimes I forget how truly vicious our dear Apollo can be. Which, of course, leads me to section 3...
3 - Maltese. Kid, you've got to just STOP. Seriously, last time you I saw one of your posts on the main page, I literally groaned out loud in a triad of mental/physical/emotional anguish. You leave long, cut-paste reviews on posts that are irrelevent. You constantly threaten to -2 people for the most simple of slights. Now you dare people into confrontation so that you can post their personal information??? If you have mine, feel totally free to post it. My info is scattered everywhere, all over the web. Unlike some people on this site, I keep a relatively public profile. Do you want links to my site, my MySpace, my e-mail, or anything else? Perhaps my home address? Maybe someone will send me gay porn and I can use it to paper my buddy's car with.
Submitted by ELG (user info) at 2006-12-09 16:47:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Total shit-nanigans. Call me when the secret service shows up.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-12-09 12:20:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey there, happy ass Julio, yer a fucktard.
Call my lawyer, Itichi Sosueme.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2006-12-09 12:01:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm going to pray for you.
Just kidding.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-12-09 02:51:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
who would be stupid enough to raw-dog that nasty ass pussy?
i wouldn't even titty-fuck that bitch!
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-12-09 01:34:36 EST (#)
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You knwo what? I got it. Sico put sand in her vagina the night before he left her to find a tighter love hole, and you were stuck with a sandy cunt who's clearly whore enough to allow nude photos to be taken knowingly. You're all pissy and defensive because nobody else should be allowed to see your love doll naked except you. Lets all shed a tear for HappyFace Julio and his loss of dignity.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-12-09 01:23:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You're one of us now.
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2006-12-09 01:14:04 EST (#)
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kretchie rule #1 never get naked pictures taken...if you do you have it coming.
Submitted by greEn_uGly (user info) at 2006-12-09 01:07:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
hi sara!!!!
we all miss you!!
Submitted by greEn_uGly (user info) at 2006-12-09 01:01:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
bloody hell,
hahahahaha
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2006-12-08 23:56:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
uh-oh, sico!
looks like you've finally fucked with someone who can fuck with you!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
maybe you'll get banned again, this time for good!
not quite Eric D. Rice of West Virginia, but close enough!
I only wish another Uberer could be there at the trial to document the procedings for a post.
ahhhhhh! my week is off to a good start!
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-12-08 22:45:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
On second thought, this is amazing. I've seen some random whore's vagina, without ever seeing her face first. And never would I have known anything about your less-than-virtuous girlfriend if not for this post.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-12-08 22:31:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I review for the most part under the belief that people have the integrity to post the truth.
That said, I didn't give a fuck before, I don't give a fuck now. She's just another faceless person.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-12-08 15:55:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
1. She lives in Richmond. Her folks are from Boston and her left nostril is pierced (and has been for 3 years). She met you through your friend Ryan.
2. Sara is an amazing girl and you have fucked up royally by taking your internet anonymity for granted.
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Um.
How does it feel knowing that your girlfriend's slathery, gaping giner is all over the WWW? But hey, at least sico's not a black guy, right?
Submitted by Dolson (user info) at 2006-12-08 15:50:01 EST (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-12-08 10:31:21 (#)
Ranking: 2
Here's how I would handle this:
1) Dump the skank.
2) Get pissed with Simon and swap stories of how much a skank she is.
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3) Have her lawyers pay for the drinks. They're going to bill for more than enough to afford it.
Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2006-12-08 15:02:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I dont like cricket
I love it
Well actually i hate it right now.
Or do I
Hang on wrong message.
Sometimes I wish I was Michael Barrymore.
Hang no no no no.
NON
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-12-08 12:35:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Be sure to ask sico why he's called "Predator," too.
May as well add some other charges to your list.
Oh and he enjoys tummy sticks.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-12-08 12:07:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
YAY! More shenanigans for everyone to carry-on about.
This is so transparent that it's ridiculous. It makes me sick to think that there are human beings out there that are so retarded, they believe bullshit like this as if it came out of that stupid book they worship unconditionally.
Well done, fuckface(s). You took and old, idiotic, well-used formula and made it work for the bajillionth time.
Every idiot(s) has his/hers/their day and today my friend(s) is yours.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-12-08 12:01:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I wasn't around for the good parts. :(
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-12-08 10:31:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Here's how I would handle this:
1) Dump the skank.
2) Get pissed with Simon and swap stories of how much a skank she is.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-12-08 10:30:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-12-08 10:25:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I just read this entire thing from the bottom up.
The drama is muthabeautiful.
If it's real, you've just ruined any slim chance she had of legal recourse by posting a link to the original post *with* (as you said) her permission. Since she allowed the original photos to be taken and retained out of her control without specifically saying what was to be done with them (kept personal, discarded, etc.) after they split up, she gave permission for their distribution too. She'll just spend some money with the lawyers and end up more broke. And more embarassed too, because the loss will mean that those pics can be reposted anywhere without fear of further legal action. Not just the internet, mind you, anywhere.
Maybe you can find Simon and curb him. But maybe he's looking out for you now.
Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2006-12-08 10:24:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Julio, your girlfriend is a slut.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-12-08 09:54:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm just going to give a blanket HAR HAR HAR to the following reviews that have made me laugh this morning:
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-12-07 20:05:50 (#)
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Submitted by showfishorama (user info) at 2006-12-07 19:43:11 (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-12-07 18:42:35 (#)
Ranking: 0
holy fuck...are you that whacked and demented to think that you have any ground on prosecution with me? That filthy whore got what was coming to her. Lawyers? Are you a fucking moron?
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Simon remember your friend's DUI a few years back? Craig or whatever? Same lawyers. Go do your research and contact them if you want to. Sara and I won't stand for this bullshit.
Do you have any idea what would happen if her folks caught wind of this?
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let's find out
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-12-08 00:13:44 (#)
Ranking: -2
even if this WAS real, there's only a small handful of people on this site that have money to blow on lawyers for something this retarded and white-trashy.
these idiots ain't them.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-12-07 20:21:39 (#)
Ranking: 0
ALRIGHT YOU GUYS WHAT THE HELL IS A VAGINA
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-12-07 19:48:34 (#)
Ranking: 0
dude, stop being a pussy. seriously. stop. it's disgusting. just go stomp his fucking face in like a man. you are such a fucking pansy. my grandma is tougher than you.
Submitted by congo (user info) at 2006-12-08 09:27:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I think I need to apologize to hidden ... I was completely wrong.
Obvious fakeness aside, this post really was entertaining as all hell.
Submitted by PokeyMen (user info) at 2006-12-08 09:26:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-12-08 09:25:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-12-07 21:44:31 (#)
Ranking: -2
This is essentially the most idiotic post I've ever seen in ~2 years on Uber.
And somebody ban Maltese, he's annoying.
Submitted by ScarfaceMN (user info) at 2006-12-08 08:17:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This post sucks. You suck. Shitty alters suck. Sara sucks (I asked Sicosemen).
Well, I think that about wraps it up.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-12-08 08:16:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Good fucking grief.
Get lives...all of you.
Except the broad in the pictures. Get down here and blow me.
Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-12-08 07:52:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
So are you gonna post pics of you guys fucking or what?
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-12-08 07:23:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i lived in richmond once
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-12-08 06:43:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
168 HEAT?!?
What the fuck is going on here!?!
Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2006-12-08 03:28:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
DOES HER CUNT TASTE LIKE SHIT?? CAUSE I DROPPED A WHOPPER IN HER PEE PEE. MMmmm SHE TASTED LIKE MY POO.
ANSWER ME
BAMMMMMMMM
Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2006-12-08 03:17:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
So you post the link again so we can all see??
You so clever.......12, not grown pubes and jack off to those sweet sweet swimsuit models.
SCHWING.
Submitted by jfreakman (user info) at 2006-12-08 01:37:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
ri-fuckin-diculous.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-12-08 01:20:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
and YOU. yes, you know who i'm talking to...
STOP DICKING AROUND ON THE INTARWEB AND GO TO BED!
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-12-08 01:18:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i don't have to be nice to anyone.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-12-08 01:11:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This is all so ridiculous and you people are fucking assholes. I love it. And hidden, fuck you. Be nice to GetNakeddd. She's my legs and I love her.
Submitted by chicagogirl (user info) at 2006-12-08 01:11:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
huh? sick.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-12-08 01:03:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
oh yeah, it's totally Method. read the other posts by this user. they reek of Method.
still funny and there's plenty of hate being slung around this post.
i love it.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-12-08 00:33:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
THIS IS LAME METHOD
you need to knock up it up another notch
BAM!
Submitted by PhillipTheGreat (user info) at 2006-12-08 00:18:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
GIVE ME A "S"
GIVE ME A "H"
GIVE ME A "E"
GIVE ME A "E"
GIVE ME A "N"
GIVE ME A "A"
GIVE ME A "N"
GIVE ME A "I"
GIVE ME A "G
GIVE ME A "A"
GIVE ME A "N"
GIVE ME A "S"
WHAT"S THAT SPELL?
SHEENANIGANS!
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-12-08 00:17:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you DID -2 this. you could have done it because you think the post sucks, but we know why you really did.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-12-08 00:13:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
even if this WAS real, there's only a small handful of people on this site that have money to blow on lawyers for something this retarded and white-trashy.
these idiots ain't them.
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-12-08 00:13:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Asking a question is not defending him
You are obviously mentally challenged, hidden
Sucks to be you
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-12-08 00:11:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
here comes semen stain's brainless bitch to protect him... predictable!
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-12-08 00:00:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-12-07 20:57:11 (#)
Ranking: 0
Wait. Should this not be shennanies, and is real; what're you going to do? Have Sara drop her panties to the judge and jury to prove the love muffin is hers? No face? Well, looks to me like you have no case.
~~~~~
If she has her own copies of the pictures, does that make difference?
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2006-12-07 22:33:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
If this is real, then how is anything going to be proven? Will pants be dropped in a courtroom, or what? Seriously...
If this isn't real, then good fucking job. The replies in this are totally priceless!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-12-07 22:06:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Nice job on #1 most heated. Too bad this is the least interesting Uber drama ever.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-12-07 21:53:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
shananigans. gay.
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-12-07 21:49:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-12-07 21:44:31 (#)
Ranking: -2
This is essentially the most idiotic post I've ever seen in ~2 years on Uber.
And somebody ban Maltese, he's annoying. No shit everyone knows Apollo88 real name it's not a hard guess considering how it's used, if people cared enough to send a few emails you could find anybody's real name. At least most of us have the decency not to hold personal info over people's heads. Hang yourself from the banister with a cell phone charger Maltese.
===
But I +2 you like, all the time!
*weeps*
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-12-07 21:46:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Mrs. Butterworth -- Nirvana
Your life is shit (shit!)
Your life is over (bull!)
Your life is mine (cry!)
Your life is hell (hell!)
I'm gonna die, start of a union
I'm going to die to wear my libido
I'm gonna try, to find it with you 'cuz
I'm gonna try, do what they say
Your life is shit (shit!)
Your life is strange and insane
Your life is not the size of crap
Your life is foul (foul!)
I'm gonna die, start of a union
I'm going to hell, without my libido
I'm gonna try, to find it with you 'cause
I'm going to hell without my libido
I'm gonna die, start of a union
I'm going to hell without my libido
I'm gonna try, find it with you 'cause
I'm gonna die, do what they say
Your life is shit!
"I'ma open myself up a flea market
I'ma open myself up a flea market
And you're gonna wish that you did
Might retire on the profits
First off, I'm gonna empty out all of my Mrs. Butterworth jars
I'ma put 'em on a shelf
In my 800-dollar-a-month tax-free Century 21 shop
And then I am going to put my Mrs. Butterworth syrup jars
On the shelf, next to all the
Commemorative fast-food chain glasses and cups
That I've accumulated over the past 62 years
Then I'm going to get some plywood
I'm going to get some plywood
And cut them up into two by two piece squares
Then I'm going to get some burlap
And I'm going to cut them into two by two piece squares
And then I'm going to put them onto the pieces of plywood
And then I'm going to go to the beach
I'm going to go to the beach and I'm gonna collect some shells
And driftwood, and then I'm gonna take the shells and driftwood
And glue them onto the plywood and burlap and sell 'em for lots of money
People will be paying top dollar
For my kids new... used... new toys and clothing
Then maybe someday I can get rid of that
Piss-stained mattress I've been sleeping on.
--Mrs. Butterworth, Nirvana
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-12-07 21:44:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This is essentially the most idiotic post I've ever seen in ~2 years on Uber.
And somebody ban Maltese, he's annoying. No shit everyone knows Apollo88 real name it's not a hard guess considering how it's used, if people cared enough to send a few emails you could find anybody's real name. At least most of us have the decency not to hold personal info over people's heads. Hang yourself from the banister with a cell phone charger Maltese.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-12-07 21:19:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-12-07 18:59:28 (#)
Ranking: 0
awesome. we can even post pictures on Ubersite. we just have to find a loophole so that it doesn't hold up in a court of law.
i'm leaving Atlanta on the 18th, most likely. so i should be back in Chicago that same night, weather permitting.
shoot me an email and we'll decide on where to start our path of drunken destruction. chicagogirl might come along too. her interests are "wreaking havoc, dancing drunk, gum, chap-stic, snuggling, puppies, fishing, camping, boating, drunk street fighting and the smell of fabric softener. Kicking ass, taking names later. Corrupting the innocent. Spreading misery."
so she's a lot of fun.
===
sweet.
i am definitely in the city the 19th, may be coming up the evening of the 18th. not sure about that yet.
i am also a big fan of spreading misery. the last time i was in chicago with another uber user i threatened to anally molest our arab cab driver.
good times, good times
Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2006-12-07 21:18:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
GOod job dumbass, you're dating a girl who lets herself be photographed fucking by guys she hardly knows. And she's tooling you, well done.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-12-07 21:12:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
how old is "sara"?
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-12-07 21:07:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-12-07 16:41:56 (#)
Ranking: -2
hidden is gay for method
---
Who isn't?
He is the best spooner I know.
Besides SPencer a.k.a. spooner of course.
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-12-07 21:06:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No, you guys, this shit is real. Sicosemen told me on Gabbly himself.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-12-07 21:06:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
cesspool, woo!
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-12-07 20:57:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Wait. Should this not be shennanies, and is real; what're you going to do? Have Sara drop her panties to the judge and jury to prove the love muffin is hers? No face? Well, looks to me like you have no case.
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2006-12-07 20:52:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm betting that this is actually simon's alter.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-12-07 20:35:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-12-07 19:07:47 (#)
Ranking: 0
this is you---> =*("
aaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahaha
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2006-12-07 20:33:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-12-07 18:32:08 (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm very trustworthy!
------------------
Famous last words to Urbane.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-12-07 20:30:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
People who allow digital photo's to be taken while fucking in this day and age have to have a reasonable expectation that it MIGHT end up on the internet.
Privacy is what you get BEFORE you make that horrible choice.
Case closed.
I say you let them file Simon.
But of course I truly suspect this IS bullshit... I just wanted to contribute.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-12-07 20:21:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ALRIGHT YOU GUYS WHAT THE HELL IS A VAGINA
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-12-07 20:18:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
boo fucking hoo, pussy
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-12-07 20:11:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I say we all take that link and mail it to everyone in our address books... in about 4 hours time 30% of the population of this planet would have seen them pics.
If you don't pass this email on within 4 seconds the devil will eat your dog yada yada yada....
you know the sort of thing I mean.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-12-07 20:07:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-12-07 20:06:39 (#)
Ranking: -2
I just wanted to stop by. It's kind of like dancing on a grave, only more interactive.
------------
GC, grab a 12 pack and pull up a chair mate. This'll run and run
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-12-07 20:06:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I just wanted to stop by. It's kind of like dancing on a grave, only more interactive.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-12-07 20:06:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by showfishorama (user info) at 2006-12-07 20:03:55 (#)
Ranking: 2
Simon, it's very simple. You either convince the owners of this site to remove that post or charges will be filed. What you've done, in the state you live in, is illegal. Either correct it or face the consequences.
--------
are you somewhat guilty for making a new post and linking to pictures of your girlfriend having a better time with another fella?
I'm loving this alter.
Can we keep him, can we?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-12-07 20:05:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by showfishorama (user info) at 2006-12-07 19:43:11 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-12-07 18:42:35 (#)
Ranking: 0
holy fuck...are you that whacked and demented to think that you have any ground on prosecution with me? That filthy whore got what was coming to her. Lawyers? Are you a fucking moron?
.
.
.
Simon remember your friend's DUI a few years back? Craig or whatever? Same lawyers. Go do your research and contact them if you want to. Sara and I won't stand for this bullshit.
Do you have any idea what would happen if her folks caught wind of this?
-------------
let's find out
Submitted by showfishorama (user info) at 2006-12-07 20:03:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Simon, it's very simple. You either convince the owners of this site to remove that post or charges will be filed. What you've done, in the state you live in, is illegal. Either correct it or face the consequences.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-12-07 19:59:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
what? I'm confused.
wait.
No I'm not, some pansy wimp is crying about the fact that he is going to sue Sico for some random photos.
Perhaps that fat chick is gonna show her pussy to the judge to PROVE that it's her.
Submitted by showfishorama (user info) at 2006-12-07 19:58:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Simon where'd you go, pussy? Hmm? Nothing to say you fucking baby?
Submitted by showfishorama (user info) at 2006-12-07 19:57:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-12-07 19:55:06 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by showfishorama (user info) at 2006-12-07 19:48:28 (#)
Ranking: 2
Simon if I were you I'd be begging the administrator of this site to remove your post.
*************
Prove it's her in the FACELESS PHOTOGRAPHS!!
Fucking retard.
Real Uber drama is sometimes fun, but this manufactured phony bullshit is a pile of crap.
.
.
.
keep thinking that. none of this concerns you anyway. If this is fake then go away dipshit.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-12-07 19:55:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by showfishorama (user info) at 2006-12-07 19:48:28 (#)
Ranking: 2
Simon if I were you I'd be begging the administrator of this site to remove your post.
*************
Prove it's her in the FACELESS PHOTOGRAPHS!!
Fucking retard.
Real Uber drama is sometimes fun, but this manufactured phony bullshit is a pile of crap.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-12-07 19:48:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
dude, stop being a pussy. seriously. stop. it's disgusting. just go stomp his fucking face in like a man. you are such a fucking pansy. my grandma is tougher than you.
Submitted by showfishorama (user info) at 2006-12-07 19:48:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Simon if I were you I'd be begging the administrator of this site to remove your post.
Submitted by showfishorama (user info) at 2006-12-07 19:43:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-12-07 18:42:35 (#)
Ranking: 0
holy fuck...are you that whacked and demented to think that you have any ground on prosecution with me? That filthy whore got what was coming to her. Lawyers? Are you a fucking moron?
.
.
.
Simon remember your friend's DUI a few years back? Craig or whatever? Same lawyers. Go do your research and contact them if you want to. Sara and I won't stand for this bullshit.
Do you have any idea what would happen if her folks caught wind of this? Look at what you've done to someone who (as you know) wouldn't hurt a goddamned fly. You seriously should be ashamed of yourself.
Still hang out at your and Sara's 'place'? DOn't worry. I know where it is but I won't be frequenting it, not when bags of shit like you are loitering around.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-12-07 19:33:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
oh, awesome... now I can send the Christmas Card...
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-12-07 19:24:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Well at first I thought you were cool in that "I'm an asshole sort of way". But I realized your not. You're like 29 and work at Circuit city.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-12-07 19:20:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-12-07 19:07:38 (#)
Ranking: -2
I extracted this from my Ubersite personal info database (email me at marblefluss.at.hotmail.com if you want it):
APOLLO88
Real Name: Jim Keogh
Address: 1327 Remington Crest Dr, Houston, TX
Phone: (281) 578-2709
Birthdate: 1977-04-04
---
WAIT a second. I thought posting personal information on this site was asking for a good solid banning?
So this is confusing - why someone who obviously spends FAR too much time on this site go and so something so blatantly stupid?
This site is fucking baffling at times.
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-12-07 19:19:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-12-07 19:18:20 (#)
Ranking: 0
Whatever, I'm done with uber.
===
Come on dude. You can't be so fucking retarded as to not know this is really badly-put-together shenanigans.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-12-07 19:18:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Whatever, I'm done with uber.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-12-07 19:18:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Yep, anyone on the street can INSTANTLY identify the girl in those photos.
What? They can't see her face? That doesn't matter...
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-12-07 19:13:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
there is plenty that is funny and entertaining about this.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-12-07 19:10:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hidden, go on and fuck yourself. Really. There is nothing funny or entertaining about this.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-12-07 19:09:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ps- your last response totally gave away that this is shenanigans. you're not a very good at acting. just really good at being a douchebag.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-12-07 19:07:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
this is you---> =*(
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-12-07 19:07:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I extracted this from my Ubersite personal info database (email me at marblefluss.at.hotmail.com if you want it):
APOLLO88
Real Name: Jim Keogh
Address: 1327 Remington Crest Dr, Houston, TX
Phone: (281) 578-2709
Birthdate: 1977-04-04
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-12-07 19:05:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you know what, hidden, fuck you. I'm sure this is very humurous to you, but it clearly is not to me. I'm not prepared for a legal battle especially since this popped up out of nowhere, you cunt.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-12-07 19:01:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-12-07 18:56:56 (#)
Ranking: 2
What, if any legal ramifications are there?
None, I didn't fucking think so.
=================================================
oh man, he's scared shitless. i thought he was going to be a man about it, but he's demanding an explanation about legal actions now. he really is worried.
this is great.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-12-07 18:59:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
awesome. we can even post pictures on Ubersite. we just have to find a loophole so that it doesn't hold up in a court of law.
i'm leaving Atlanta on the 18th, most likely. so i should be back in Chicago that same night, weather permitting.
shoot me an email and we'll decide on where to start our path of drunken destruction. chicagogirl might come along too. her interests are "wreaking havoc, dancing drunk, gum, chap-stic, snuggling, puppies, fishing, camping, boating, drunk street fighting and the smell of fabric softener. Kicking ass, taking names later. Corrupting the innocent. Spreading misery."
so she's a lot of fun.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-12-07 18:56:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What, if any legal ramifications are there?
None, I didn't fucking think so.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-12-07 18:54:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-12-07 18:45:44 (#)
Ranking: 0
hey Scourge, wanna get drunk and go spraypaint "BART EATS CUM" on bart's building when i get back from Atlanta? i can't get chicagogirl to do it with me, so someone else has to.
===
fuck yeah i do.
let me know when.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-12-07 18:53:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you have nothing to worry about, semen-boy. this guy is a pussy.
if i was him, i would already be at your house stomping your fucking guts out, not crying like a little girl on a website.
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-12-07 18:48:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Twelve seconds after I say he's out he's back on... *twilight zone*
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-12-07 18:45:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hey Scourge, wanna get drunk and go spraypaint "BART EATS CUM" on bart's building when i get back from Atlanta? i can't get chicagogirl to do it with me, so someone else has to.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-12-07 18:44:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Look, Derek, or Julio, whoever the fuck you are. I don't know what Sara told you, but she willingly took the pictures and therefore I can do whatever she wants but will have no grounds.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-12-07 18:42:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
holy fuck...are you that whacked and demented to think that you have any ground on prosecution with me? That filthy whore got what was coming to her. Lawyers? Are you a fucking moron?
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-12-07 18:42:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by showfishorama (user info) at 2006-12-07 18:19:38 (#)
Ranking: 2
I see that simon has not commented yet. what a fucking coward.
===
He's probably just getting something to eat right now, like your mom.
OH SNAP!!!!
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2006-12-07 18:41:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I didn't know anything about the pics until I saw this post.
Nice move dumbass.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-12-07 18:34:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-12-07 18:32:08 (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm very trustworthy!
************
That's what Judas Iscariot said, too...
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-12-07 18:34:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i'll email my SS# to you right away.
i need a pal to watch over it in case i forget.
thanks buddy.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-12-07 18:32:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm very trustworthy!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-12-07 18:28:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
shut the fuck up maltese, you don't know shit.
that said, i have left enough personal info on here for someone to find out my entire name, my place of employment, and my home address. all they'd have to do is by visit three of my posts and use their brain just a eensy bit. visit maybe...FIVE posts and you could find my apartment in Chicago as well.
from now on i'll just email my persoanl info to people i REALLY trust not to exploit it. like Method.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-12-07 18:27:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
pub*
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-12-07 18:26:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i'd forgotten about his filthy little shitty hovel
right i'm off to the pun then back to 1327 Remington Crest Dr
Houston, TX 77094-2963 for some dinner.
Call me on (281) 578-2709 if you need me.
Dawn may answer
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-12-07 18:19:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.nymethod.com/maltese.html
Submitted by showfishorama (user info) at 2006-12-07 18:19:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I see that simon has not commented yet. what a fucking coward.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-12-07 18:16:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i'm going to go grab something to eat. you had better have posted my phone number and address by the time i get back.
feel free to give me a call while i'm out.
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-12-07 18:14:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
FUCKERS
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-12-07 18:14:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
So until then, you can all SUCK MY COCK
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-12-07 18:14:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-12-07 18:12:52 (#)
Ranking: 0
my own mother doesn't even have my phone number.
===
O RLY? NOWAI!!!1!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-12-07 18:14:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-12-07 18:08:26 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-12-07 18:04:40 (#)
Ranking: -2
Maltese always changes his ratings based on everyone else. Most posts you'll see him +2 it and -2 it within thirty minutes. He is spineless and without an opinion of his own.
===
Haha, yeah, ignorance is bliss, ain't it?
_____
Yeah, and you're blistered...
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-12-07 18:12:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
my own mother doesn't even have my phone number.
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-12-07 18:10:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-12-07 18:08:47 (#)
Ranking: 0
well then, Maltese...
I FUCKED YOUR MOTHER AND SISTER *AT THE SAME TIME* AND WENT ASS-TO-MOUTH WITH THEM.
that is to say, your sister's shitter and your mother's filthy, whore mouth.
NOW POST IT.
===
Damn, you're a persistent little fucker. You're gonna have to do better than that. If you can find my phone number, then I'll post yours. Deal?
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-12-07 18:10:04 EST (#)
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shennigans
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-12-07 18:08:47 EST (#)
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well then, Maltese...
I FUCKED YOUR MOTHER AND SISTER *AT THE SAME TIME* AND WENT ASS-TO-MOUTH WITH THEM.
that is to say, your sister's shitter and your mother's filthy, whore mouth.
NOW POST IT.
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-12-07 18:08:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-12-07 18:04:40 (#)
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Maltese always changes his ratings based on everyone else. Most posts you'll see him +2 it and -2 it within thirty minutes. He is spineless and without an opinion of his own.
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Haha, yeah, ignorance is bliss, ain't it?
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-12-07 18:07:36 EST (#)
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Alright. I'll post your phone number, cockbreath.
Just remember, I got this information from information THAT YOU PROVIDED, Apollo, right here: http://www.ubersite.com/m/91487#2092967 and here http://www.ubersite.com/m/81201
(281) 578-2709
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-12-07 18:05:40 EST (#)
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i sure feel sorry for the jim and dawn keogh of remington crest drive
poor sods.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-12-07 18:04:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by beauxjizzle (user info) at 2006-12-07 17:54:42 (#)
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this is fast becoming the gayest post ever.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-12-07 18:04:40 EST (#)
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Maltese always changes his ratings based on everyone else. Most posts you'll see him +2 it and -2 it within thirty minutes. He is spineless and without an opinion of his own. Do not converse with him. Do what I do.
"Shut the fuck up, Maltese."
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-12-07 18:04:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-12-07 18:03:29 (#)
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you forgot mine, Maltese.
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I have nothing against you. Well, not yet at least. Therefore, why hand out your personal information to these rabid fucktards? You wouldn't want that.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-12-07 18:04:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-12-07 18:02:39 (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-12-07 18:00:58 (#)
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you forgot the phone number
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I'm scared to, okay? Stop tempting me, you cricket-playing masochist. ""
pussy
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-12-07 18:04:01 EST (#)
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i'll pay $1000 for Electro's phone number
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-12-07 18:03:29 EST (#)
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you forgot mine, Maltese.
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-12-07 18:03:18 EST (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-12-07 18:01:58 (#)
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and no, you do not have bart's. he has not updated his domain registration with his current address.
only *I* know where Bart lives.
hint- it's in boystown.
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I'll give you one million dollars and a blowjob for it
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-12-07 18:02:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-12-07 18:00:58 (#)
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you forgot the phone number
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I'm scared to, okay? Stop tempting me, you cricket-playing masochist.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-12-07 18:01:58 EST (#)
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and no, you do not have bart's. he has not updated his domain registration with his current address.
only *I* know where Bart lives.
hint- it's in boystown.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-12-07 18:00:58 EST (#)
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you forgot the phone number
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-12-07 18:00:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Alright then...
HEY EVERYBODYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
HERE IS APOLLO'S ADDRESS!!!
READY??? HERE IT IS!!!
1327 Remington Crest Dr
Houston, TX 77094-2963
READ IT AND FUCKING WEEP YOU FUCKING RACIST CRUMPET-EATER
Submitted by beauxjizzle (user info) at 2006-12-07 17:58:59 EST (#)
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alright im going home but tomorrow when i get back to work i expect this drama to continue. fridays are really slow at my office...
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-12-07 17:58:38 EST (#)
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post mine, too. you have my permission.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-12-07 17:58:35 EST (#)
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why did you knock up a gook?
too ugly to score with a human?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-12-07 17:57:55 EST (#)
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I, Apollo88 of Ubersite.com, give full permission to Rusty Hawkins (Maltese) to post your alleged address within the reviews of this post.
I also give full permission for you to post my phone number and lovers name
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-12-07 17:57:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Alright, Apollo, I'm waiting...
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-12-07 17:56:33 EST (#)
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Alright, Apollo, but first you must agree and fill this form out:
I, Apollo88 of Ubersite.com, give full permission to Rusty Hawkins (Maltese) to post your alleged address within the reviews of this post.
Alright. Now copy that and sign it.
I'll have the decency to add out your lover's name or your phone number, I'm not some kind of savage.
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2006-12-07 17:55:54 EST (#)
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Thanks, I missed the original post with your girlfriend's roastbeef curtains, the link really opened up my eyes.
Ohh and by the way, does anyone else see an "eye" looking through her legs in the shot where they are spreading out her lady bits in all thier "glory".
Great, I had to click it again to be sure, and now Im not sure if I am gay or straight or just really afraid of fucked up genetalia...Im assuming its the latter.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-12-07 17:55:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-12-07 17:54:21 (#)
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But hidden, won't I get banned? I have your address too...
I have Bart's, JMG's, FTW's, Jonukah's, Apollo's, Stabkill's, PFF's, Matt Maiorano's, ETS's, and yours.
But if you insist... """
shouldn't you be spending the time force feeding your disgusting yellow skinned slanty eyed whore of a psuedo-wife rice?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-12-07 17:54:59 EST (#)
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you guys are gay.
Submitted by beauxjizzle (user info) at 2006-12-07 17:54:42 EST (#)
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this is fast becoming the best post ever.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-12-07 17:54:33 EST (#)
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i've been looking for an excuse to crumple you
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-12-07 17:54:21 EST (#)
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But hidden, won't I get banned? I have your address too...
I have Bart's, JMG's, FTW's, Jonukah's, Apollo's, Stabkill's, PFF's, Matt Maiorano's, ETS's, and yours.
But if you insist...
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-12-07 17:53:36 EST (#)
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post away fuck-o
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-12-07 17:53:06 EST (#)
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DO IT! DO IT!
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-12-07 17:52:18 EST (#)
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Apollo, if I don't get an answer within the next twenty minutes, I'll fucking do it.
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-12-07 17:51:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-12-07 17:51:02 (#)
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by the way that wasn't my address.
i was just playing along.
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O RLY? So I guess you wouldn't mind if I posted it here then, would you?
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-12-07 17:51:18 EST (#)
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Yeah, Apollo. That's right I said it.
Mr. Remington Crest with the tiny little swimming pool and the small dick.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-12-07 17:51:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
by the way that wasn't my address.
i was just playing along.
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-12-07 17:47:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-12-07 16:49:34 (#)
Ranking: -2
shut up maltese you gook fucking little fag cunt
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FUCK YOU TOO, MR REMINGTON CREST YOU RACIST MOTHERFUCKER
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-12-07 17:45:39 EST (#)
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YOU FUCKING FUCKER!!! YOU KNOCKED MY BABY-EATING POST FROM SECOND TO THIRD PLACE ON MOST HEATED!!! YOU FUCKER!!! I'LL KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-12-07 17:37:32 EST (#)
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ahahaha
Submitted by beauxjizzle (user info) at 2006-12-07 17:36:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-12-07 17:27:22 (#)
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beauxjizzle- how would you like for me to sick Jewtoast's monkey butler on you?
i would suggest you keep it quiet from now on.
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i'm not scared because i found a bodyguard
http://www.ubersite.com/m/96170
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-12-07 17:33:05 EST (#)
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I am bubbley, person, ougoing, intellergent, honest, fun person, muture and sexy.I love travelling and like listening to green day, killers, dance music, u.2. Love action films and watching movies.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-12-07 17:31:43 EST (#)
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This is an obvious shenanigan.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-12-07 17:27:22 EST (#)
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beauxjizzle- how would you like for me to sick Jewtoast's monkey butler on you?
i would suggest you keep it quiet from now on.
Submitted by beauxjizzle (user info) at 2006-12-07 17:26:01 EST (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-12-07 17:21:49 (#)
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jewtoast and hidden were around a looooooong time before you or your previous incarnation.
you stole HIS idea
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i'm talking about the referral numbnuts
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-12-07 17:23:00 EST (#)
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hey method and hidden - join me in the secret login uber elite MVA room for a while?
i've got the cristal on ice.
well, not me obviously, our robot butler 'electro' has it on ice.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-12-07 17:21:49 EST (#)
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jewtoast and hidden were around a looooooong time before you or your previous incarnation.
you stole HIS idea
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-12-07 17:21:37 EST (#)
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don't believe me?
oh gee, i wonder who got OJ off? could it be... HIDDEN101 AND JEWTOAST?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/34199
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-12-07 17:21:18 EST (#