Dear Shit-For-Brains... (simple hate post) (1112 hits)
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Submitted by Unabonger (View user info) at 2006-12-07 19:52:22 EST
Maltese...
I spent about five minutes dedicating a post for you so go ahead and rub one out now and we can get down to business...
done? good.
The following are random things people have said to you or about you. Most of us don't like you. I can't stress that enough.
Just a random collection for you to look at. Tip of the iceberg when you think about how much most of us hate your retarded ass. You're annoying and probably didn't get enough attention as a child.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-12-07 18:28:44 (#)
Ranking: -2
shut the fuck up maltese, you don't know shit.
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-12-07 17:55:19 (#)
Ranking: 0
shouldn't you be spending the time force feeding your disgusting yellow skinned slanty eyed whore of a psuedo-wife rice?
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-12-07 16:49:34 (#)
Ranking: -2
shut up maltese you gook fucking little fag cunt
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Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-12-07 18:23:09 (#)
Ranking: -2
you're dumb.
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-12-07 00:25:13 (#)
Ranking: -2
you're a fuckin idiot.
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Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2006-12-04 19:18:29 (#)
Ranking: -2
You're a tard.
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-12-04 16:21:47 (#)
Ranking: -2
For the love of god, get a life, you spend more time here than Bret and Jay combined.
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-12-05 20:19:08 (#)
Ranking: -2
Out of curiousity, seriously, do you EVER leave the house?
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Submitted by Sandecki (user info) at 2006-12-01 17:45:05 (#)
Ranking: -2
Weak
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-12-01 16:18:08 (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm gonig to be honest- i didn't read it, you just annoy the piss out of me
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-11-30 16:36:20 (#)
Ranking: -2
It's becoming obvious that you have an impulse control problem.
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Submitted by re-bell (user info) at 2006-11-26 14:45:00 (#)
Ranking: -2
Did your gook wife cheat on you or something, idiot?
I bet she did...
fucking slope.
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Submitted by TheCrystalShip (user info) at 2006-11-25 20:47:23 (#)
Ranking: -2
boring
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Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-11-24 18:29:59 (#)
Ranking: -2
Shut up.
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-22 10:58:53 (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm thankful I'm not you.
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-11-14 16:42:41 (#)
Ranking: -2
wow an interesting take on what, some might say, is a tired subject!
Well done!
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Submitted by marginwalker (user info) at 2006-11-08 10:47:19 (#)
Ranking: -2
get bent.
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Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2006-11-08 08:23:48 (#)
Ranking: -2
nein
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-07 17:18:07 (#)
Ranking: -2
When was the last time you left that room?
2004?
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Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2006-11-07 17:07:59 (#)
Ranking: -2
you don't deserve the right to vote
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Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-11-07 17:02:44 (#)
Ranking: -2
retarded.
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Submitted by ballsonurchin (user info) at 2006-10-20 14:57:10 (#)
Ranking: -2
where is your suicide note you fucking moron.
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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-10-30 09:14:14 (#)
Ranking: -2
YOU.SUCK@LIFE
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-10-28 07:02:32 (#)
Ranking: -2
Ask yo momma to change the formula in your bottle. Try bleach.
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Submitted by ballsonurchin (user info) at 2006-10-27 17:27:52 (#)
Ranking: -2
ur such a fag
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-10-27 16:00:07 (#)
Ranking: -2
oh fuck off
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And, of course, there's just a handful of these. You get them all the time. I imagine people drop them off, not because your post sucks, but because you're a pest. Most people probably don't even read your senseless dribble.
I know I see a post of yours, click on it, go immediately to 'rate this item' and drop the "Shut the fuck up, Maltese" -2.
Other people take less time:
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-11-09 18:03:43 (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-11-09 19:06:56 (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-11-14 18:33:14 (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2006-11-15 09:53:13 (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-11-22 11:58:26 (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2006-11-27 17:52:56 (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-11-27 18:18:05 (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2006-11-25 22:03:39 (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2006-11-27 17:03:57 (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-11-28 13:44:36 (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by consuelo212 (user info) at 2006-10-18 22:29:35 (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-10-18 21:01:47 (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-10-18 17:57:32 (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2006-10-18 17:43:45 (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
But there is a solution for you:
1 part Maltese
3 parts gasoline
1 part flame
mix and pour over a six foot hole in the ground.
In short, shut the fuck up, Maltese.
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-02-07 15:08:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice hate...
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-01-22 19:56:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
well I already had the collage so it's not like that took any time.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-01-22 19:15:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"I spent about five minutes dedicating a post for you so go ahead and rub one out now and we can get down to business... "
Why do people feel the need to vastly under credit the time wasted on composing some of these posts.
about 5 mins?
BULLSHIT.
...utter fucking bullshit.
Still - aesthetically some nice work here.
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-01-22 19:07:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
true
Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2007-01-15 13:02:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Skittles are the way to go
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-15 12:22:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't like you either but your point is valid... :)
Submitted by pannerplant (user info) at 2007-01-06 08:39:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-12-08 12:42:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I agree.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/96667
Submitted by beauxjizzle (user info) at 2006-12-08 10:16:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Crudite (user info) at 2006-12-08 09:40:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I don't know who Maltese is but Survey Says? STFU! Made me laugh.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-12-08 08:59:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
MAKE IT STOP MOMMY MAKE THE BAD MAN STOP
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-12-08 08:41:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
If Maltese posted less than six times a week, he wouldn't be nearly so annoying.
That being said, Maltese, you're 16, you're on here all day-everyday? Do you not go to school? Did you stleast get a GED? I would suggest going back to school if you ever want to get a job better than a Wal-mart greeter.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-12-08 07:17:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-12-08 01:07:16 (#)
Ranking: 2
How the fuck is THIS in the negative???
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I don't know.
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2006-12-08 07:10:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
He is annoying but he does do some interesting posts and he is one of God's children and I love him like a broth... well ok maybe not but I can't persecute him, he's just too retarded.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-12-08 06:59:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2006-12-08 06:50:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
most probable reply :
http://www.ubersite.com/m/96206
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-12-08 01:31:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-12-08 01:07:16 (#)
Ranking: 2
How the fuck is THIS in the negative???
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Ain't it past your bedtime, old man?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-12-08 01:07:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
How the fuck is THIS in the negative???
Submitted by TheCrystalShip (user info) at 2006-12-07 23:21:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Boring.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-12-07 23:20:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Heh.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-12-07 21:51:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/93622#2159002
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-12-07 21:50:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2006-12-07 20:15:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Yeah cause THIS is better...
Oh my bad.
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-12-07 20:12:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
LOL UR POST IS OFF DA FRONT PAGE RIGHT NOW U LOSE MR LOSER!!! LOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!! NOW TAHT UR GONE IM GUNNA BUTTFUK ALL UR POKEMONZ!!!1!
Submitted by SilentRenegade (user info) at 2006-12-07 20:11:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
...*sigh*...didn't work
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-12-07 20:10:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-12-07 20:07:35 (#)
Ranking: 0
Who is Maltese?
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I R HIMZ
Submitted by SilentRenegade (user info) at 2006-12-07 20:10:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
....i know im digging my own grave but...I haven't got a problem with Maltese...he just doesn't think out what he posts and he doesn't know which battles to choose that's all...
Let's hope this works:
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Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-12-07 20:09:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WAT U SAI IM ANOYIN???? WAT DAT MEENZ??? I WAN 2 NO KTHX!!!
NURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-12-07 20:08:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
NO I WONT SHUT THE FUCK UP BECAUSE I LIKE TO TALK AND IT MAKES ME HAPPY AND I LIKE PIZZA AND CORN AND TATERS AND GOATS AND UNICORNS AND RAINBOWS AND SNOWPLOWERS AND BARNEY AND LASER TAG AND OH LOOK AT THAT ITS A DRUM SET MOMMY I WANNA GO PLAY IT CUZ I HAVE ATTENTION DEFICIT DISORDER AND I ALSO LIKE KETCHUP AND MUSTARD AND BOOTS AND HOTDOGS AND TALKING AND SAMMICHES WITH HOT FUDGE SUNDAES AND I LIKE TO PILE CANDYCORNS ON TOP OF THEM ESPECIALLY DURING SNOW DAYS WHEN I CAN PLAY WITH MY DOG OUTSIDE HIS NAME IS SCRUFFY AND I LIKE THAT NAME BECAUSE IT REMINDS ME OF FLOWERS AND CHICKENS AND THEY BOTH TASTE REALLY GOOD BUT MY MOM SAID I SHOULDN'T EAT FLOWERS BECAUSE ITS BAD FOR MY TEETH SO THEN I GET SAD AND CRY BUT THEN AFTER THAN MY MOM TAKES ME SLEDDING AND I GET HAPPY AGAIN AND I DRINK HOT COCOA BUT MY DADDY DOESN'T DRINK HOT COCOA HE DRINKS BEER AND SOMETIMES HE DRINKS TOO MUCH OF IT AND THEN HE GETS MAD AND THEN HE HITS ME AND MY MOM AND MY DOG AND MY HAMSTER AND ONE DAY HE PUSHED EVERYONE DOWN THE STAIRS AND THEY ALL DIED EXCEPT ME BECAUSE I WAS OVER AT MY FRIEND JIMMY'S HOUSE PLAYING POKEMON WHICH IS THE KEWLEST GAME OF ALL TIME LOLOLOL!!!1! NO I WONT SHUT THE FUCK UP BECAUSE I LIKE TO TALK AND IT MAKES ME HAPPY AND I LIKE PIZZA AND CORN AND TATERS AND GOATS AND UNICORNS AND RAINBOWS AND SNOWPLOWERS AND BARNEY AND LASER TAG AND OH LOOK AT THAT ITS A DRUM SET MOMMY I WANNA GO PLAY IT CUZ I HAVE ATTENTION DEFICIT DISORDER AND I ALSO LIKE KETCHUP AND MUSTARD AND BOOTS AND HOTDOGS AND TALKING AND SAMMICHES WITH HOT FUDGE SUNDAES AND I LIKE TO PILE CANDYCORNS ON TOP OF THEM ESPECIALLY DURING SNOW DAYS WHEN I CAN PLAY WITH MY DOG OUTSIDE HIS NAME IS SCRUFFY AND I LIKE THAT NAME BECAUSE IT REMINDS ME OF FLOWERS AND CHICKENS AND THEY BOTH TASTE REALLY GOOD BUT MY MOM SAID I SHOULDN'T EAT FLOWERS BECAUSE ITS BAD FOR MY TEETH SO THEN I GET SAD AND CRY BUT THEN AFTER THAN MY MOM TAKES ME SLEDDING AND I GET HAPPY AGAIN AND I DRINK HOT COCOA BUT MY DADDY DOESN'T DRINK HOT COCOA HE DRINKS BEER AND SOMETIMES HE DRINKS TOO MUCH OF IT AND THEN HE GETS MAD AND THEN HE HITS ME AND MY MOM AND MY DOG AND MY HAMSTER AND ONE DAY HE PUSHED EVERYONE DOWN THE STAIRS AND THEY ALL DIED EXCEPT ME BECAUSE I WAS OVER AT MY FRIEND JIMMY'S HOUSE PLAYING POKEMON WHICH IS THE KEWLEST GAME OF ALL TIME LOLOLOL!!!1! NO I WONT SHUT THE FUCK UP BECAUSE I LIKE TO TALK AND IT MAKES ME HAPPY AND I LIKE PIZZA AND CORN AND TATERS AND GOATS AND UNICORNS AND RAINBOWS AND SNOWPLOWERS AND BARNEY AND LASER TAG AND OH LOOK AT THAT ITS A DRUM SET MOMMY I WANNA GO PLAY IT CUZ I HAVE ATTENTION DEFICIT DISORDER AND I ALSO LIKE KETCHUP AND MUSTARD AND BOOTS AND HOTDOGS AND TALKING AND SAMMICHES WITH HOT FUDGE SUNDAES AND I LIKE TO PILE CANDYCORNS ON TOP OF THEM ESPECIALLY DURING SNOW DAYS WHEN I CAN PLAY WITH MY DOG OUTSIDE HIS NAME IS SCRUFFY AND I LIKE THAT NAME BECAUSE IT REMINDS ME OF FLOWERS AND CHICKENS AND THEY BOTH TASTE REALLY GOOD BUT MY MOM SAID I SHOULDN'T EAT FLOWERS BECAUSE ITS BAD FOR MY TEETH SO THEN I GET SAD AND CRY BUT THEN AFTER THAN MY MOM TAKES ME SLEDDING AND I GET HAPPY AGAIN AND I DRINK HOT COCOA BUT MY DADDY DOESN'T DRINK HOT COCOA HE DRINKS BEER AND SOMETIMES HE DRINKS TOO MUCH OF IT AND THEN HE GETS MAD AND THEN HE HITS ME AND MY MOM AND MY DOG AND MY HAMSTER AND ONE DAY HE PUSHED EVERYONE DOWN THE STAIRS AND THEY ALL DIED EXCEPT ME BECAUSE I WAS OVER AT MY FRIEND JIMMY'S HOUSE PLAYING POKEMON WHICH IS THE KEWLEST GAME OF ALL TIME LOLOLOL!!!1!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-12-07 20:07:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Who is Maltese?
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-12-07 20:07:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-12-07 20:05:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Another shitty hate post.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2006-12-07 20:00:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Shite
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-12-07 19:59:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
meh.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-12-07 19:58:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
*sigh*
Shut the fuck up, Maltese.
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-12-07 19:57:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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