Animal Sexuality (2180 hits)
Category: Humor -> Dirty HumorRating: 1.2 on 16 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Sizzle McTwizzle (View user info) at 2006-12-07 22:02:41 EST
I really love Wikipedia. It's like the Wal-Mart of the Internet, except I hate Wal-Mart, but love Wikipedia. It's the one stop shop for useless information. If I need to know something really quick I am almost guaranteed there will be an article on it. I also enjoy surfing it from time to time. I don't really contribute to the site other than vandalism, which pisses the people who try and maintain the site, but hey, have a sense of humor you uptight fags. Anyhoo I was just surfing the site and I found probably the best page in the history of Wikipedia. Animal Sexuality: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animal_sexuality Who hasn't seen the video of the Kangaroo jacking off behind the old dude and not laughed hysterically? Well this article goes into more detail and makes me laugh till I almost cough up blood. The best have to be cross species, faked orgasm, and Necrophilia. If you're board you should take a look at it.
Now I leave you with mouse necrophilia.
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-01-04 04:00:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
thats weird?
Submitted by konohasaiyajin (user info) at 2007-01-04 03:40:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You should have posted the weirdest part of the wikipedia article:
Kees Moeliker of Rotterdam, Netherlands, observed sexual activities outside between a live duck and a dead one. He states that the living drake picked at the corpse of the dead one (also male) for a few minutes and then, without provocation, it mounted the corpse and began copulating with it. The act of necrophilia lasted for about 75 minutes, in which time, according to Moeliker, the living drake took two short breaks before resuming with copulating behavior.
Submitted by combatwombat (user info) at 2006-12-08 11:27:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
some people have way too much time on their hands.
you i mean.
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something tells me that's not all...
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-12-08 11:02:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
some people have way too much time on their hands.
you i mean.
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2006-12-08 06:50:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by awj002 (user info) at 2006-12-08 02:44:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 photo
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-12-08 01:04:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
it's hilarious when dogs hump stuff.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-12-08 00:11:00 EST (#)
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http://www.rotten.com/library/sex/homosexuality/animal-homosexuality/
Submitted by sizzlemctwizzle (user info) at 2006-12-07 23:28:51 EST (#)
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oh an wikipedia says the correct term for beastality is Zoophilia. now thats a cool word. I think I'll use that randomly sometime just for the fun of it and not tell anyone what it means.
Submitted by sizzlemctwizzle (user info) at 2006-12-07 23:20:43 EST (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-12-07 22:38:19 (#)
Ranking: 2
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artificial_vagina
Better page
Look for beastality, that would be interesting.
Who the hell looks up this shit anyway?
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people like me. actually I just search for something random and look for interesting links in pages. one way or another they lead to a page I find expecially funny. like Nipple Clamps: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nipple_clamps
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-12-07 23:00:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
dice? no, i'm sorry. no dice.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-12-07 22:38:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artificial_vagina
Better page
Look for beastality, that would be interesting.
Who the hell looks up this shit anyway?
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-12-07 22:35:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"In one case, it is stated that following a bird impact with a window, Kees Moeliker of Rotterdam, Netherlands, observed sexual activities[13] outside between a live duck and a dead one. He states that the living drake picked at the corpse of the dead one (also male) for a few minutes and then, without provocation, it mounted the corpse and began copulating with it. The act of necrophilia lasted for about 75 minutes, in which time, according to Moeliker, the living drake took two short breaks before resuming with copulating behavior. There is currently no scientific research able to verify certain other assumptions as to motive, which were made by Mr. Moeliker."
Mmmm. Toasty warm homosexual necrophiliac duck sex.
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-12-07 22:34:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
In the bathroom
Puttin' on my tampon
I gotta do it
Cuz I've got my menstrual cramp on
Yo yo
Lotsa blood
Seven feet and rising
It's a muthafuckin' flood
I think I'll drown
And get my 'gina wiped by a clown
From New Jersey.
Yo.
It comes once a month
And it comes hard
Oh fuck! Oh shit!
I stained my leotard!
I was at the zoo once
I bled on an elephant
I have my period so much
That I'm a periodic table of elements.
Bleed, bleed!
Squirt, squirt!
Wipe, wipe!
Hurt, hurt!
ONE MORE TIME!
Bleed, bleed!
Squirt, squirt!
Wipe, wipe!
Hurt, hurt!
You can't mess with me!
I'm the official Ubersite emcee!
I'm bleeding all over rednecks and truckers
Yo yo yo Seacrest out muthafuckas!
Submitted by maf54 (user info) at 2006-12-07 22:20:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Masturbation is a normal behavior in all stallions that does not reduce semen production or performance in the breeding shed, and thus the use of devices to prevent such behavior is strongly discouraged and can be harmful to the stallion."
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-12-07 22:06:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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