JPF (Joke Post Friday) - What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in a fire? (765 hits)
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Submitted by PokeyMen (View user info) at 2006-12-08 08:48:19 EST
Bernie.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Submitted by Kabuto_N (user info) at 2006-12-22 12:35:18 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2006-12-21 18:15:37 EST (#)
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I suppose it's Friday wherever you are, however it doesn't matter. This sucked. Hard.
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2006-12-21 17:56:11 EST (#)
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Submitted by PokeyMen (user info) at 2006-12-11 08:32:05 EST (#)
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Submitted by erosion_rules (user info) at 2006-12-10 07:14:02 (#)
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What do you call a woman with one leg and no arms? Eileen.
What do you call a Japanese woman with one leg and no arms? Irene.
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And they both work at IHOP, right?
Submitted by erosion_rules (user info) at 2006-12-10 07:14:02 EST (#)
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What do you call a woman with one leg and no arms? Eileen.
What do you call a Japanese woman with one leg and no arms? Irene.
Oh, and what do you call a man with no arms or legs, sitting in a pasture? Chip.
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2006-12-08 12:57:14 EST (#)
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I haven't heard that one before.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs nailed to a wall?
Art.
What do you call the arms and legs nailed to the wall next to him?
Pieces of Art.
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2006-12-08 12:38:03 EST (#)
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im gonna listen to some pink floyd now
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-12-08 11:52:04 EST (#)
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i'd rather see the black plague go round again than see this catch on.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-12-08 11:35:57 EST (#)
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I'd call him "fucked" but you're the one telling this 'joke'.
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2006-12-08 11:29:35 EST (#)
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What do you call twin boys with no arms and legs hanging on the wall?
Curt & Rod
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-12-08 10:34:22 EST (#)
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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in the ocean?
Bob.
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs on the floor.
Mat.
I used to know a ton of these...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-12-08 10:21:30 EST (#)
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Get off the stage, Rodney.
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2006-12-08 10:12:34 EST (#)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-12-08 09:25:58 EST (#)
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*chortle*
Submitted by stardamage (user info) at 2006-12-08 09:07:37 EST (#)
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This reminded me of:
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn't matter, he ain't coming anyway.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-12-08 09:05:06 EST (#)
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Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2006-12-08 08:54:27 EST (#)
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Made me smile, all right.
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-12-08 08:52:12 EST (#)
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you caught me