FUCK YOU, Websense: A Poem (2083 hits)
Category: PoliticsLabels: poetry
Rating: 1.2 on 47 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Sacrilicious (View user info) at 2006-12-08 16:11:50 EST
I fucking hate you websense
For building a cyber fence
And keeping my friend away
Leaving me sad all the day
And fuck you too, Mr Man
The one with the evil plan
To ban
My most favorite Uber Man
I cry many emo tears
And I will drink many beers
Oh god the hours feel like years
All the poems souvenirs
I'm much too sad to go on
Inconsolable, withdrawn
I'll find a way, I swear to
Save you- for I can't bear to
Click on that Umlauted U
And know that I won't see you
*weeeeeeeeeeeeep*
User Reviews
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-06-22 22:04:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Can I pretend I wrote this for you?
DAMN THE MAN!
Submitted by webcorona (user info) at 2007-01-09 11:21:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2007-01-09 10:56:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2006-12-14 10:06:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by ripple (user info) at 2006-12-14 09:47:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-12-08 17:42:51 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by beauxjizzle (user info) at 2006-12-08 16:32:24 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2006-12-08 16:22:23 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-12-08 16:20:29 (#)
Ranking: 0
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
No -2 because I am in the "festive mood of the holiday season".
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"festive mood of the holiday season"-Translation: Shlongy got his annual blowjob last night.
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that dudes like 45. i didn't know people that old still did it.
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Nor do you understand the use of the SHIFT key, you young fucking punk. I probably had more sex between the ages of 45 and 50 than you will EVER have!!! And that does NOT include the goats or chipmunks. Retard.
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youre over 50, bubba?? DAMN, in a positive sense.
im so afraid that ill get back to my school in the states, check out a computer during study hall, type in uber, and see...
THIS PAGE HAS BEEN BARRED BY CYBERMASTER
what would i do then?? study???
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-12-14 09:38:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Stupid fucking Websense.
In regards to my MIA status: I've been touring on the World Solitaire Championships and working on an environmentally-friendly engine powered by nanomachine-enhanced chickens and Pop-Tarts. It takes up a lot of my time, so I'm unplugged from the online world a lot. That, and I'm playing not-cho daddy to two beautiful little girls who need a positive parental influence in their lives.
I've missed this place and the people here. I'll be back soon enough.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-12-14 08:14:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm so thirsty and my country is a desert.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-12-14 08:07:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAR HAR
linkwhore
http://www.ubersite.com/m/96806#2253237
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-12-12 01:07:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
CURSE THIS WEBSENSE!
And happy unbirthday to you, too, dear! :D
<3
~n
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-12-11 09:01:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-12-11 08:03:22 (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey, can we be sad together and comfort each other in this time of sadness?
I'm no poet, but I do great hugs...
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Oh, I'm not really a poet, either. This was an exercise in craptacular-emo as means of protest.
We can comfort each other, darlin'. In so, so many ways.
Danger, you can help us feel better too. You know what I'm talking about.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-12-11 08:54:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
totally. Goodnight Dances with Carjackers.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-12-11 08:42:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh goody gumdrops.
Means NO COMPETITION FROM YOU, you big racist girl's blouse.
HA. I sure told him.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-12-11 08:28:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
erm... Sacrilicious is a girl, drew.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-12-11 08:03:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey, can we be sad together and comfort each other in this time of sadness?
I'm no poet, but I do great hugs...
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-12-10 18:52:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I FIGURED OUT WHO IT IS: http://www.ubersite.com/m/96708
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2006-12-10 17:22:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
type the ip address in binary or hex
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-12-10 13:00:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-12-09 20:00:16 (#)
Ranking: 2
It's my muthafuckin birthday!!!
+2's all around!!
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Lishy, quick...make a birthday post!
;)
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-12-09 20:00:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It's my muthafuckin birthday!!!
+2's all around!!
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-12-09 19:52:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Jesus Christ.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-12-09 17:44:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you're more of my reviews than i can count
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-12-09 13:41:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
average time wasted at work by Americans 1hr45min.
YAY shirking!
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-12-09 13:13:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
There there, Lishy. Lay thine head upon my ample bosom and I shall comfort thee.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-12-09 12:20:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You're my 11084th review.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-12-09 11:59:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This guy sounds like a real rimjobber.
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2006-12-08 23:58:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is also good and I feel your pain they blocked it at my school as well.
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2006-12-08 23:57:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
your my 900th review
congratulations
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2006-12-08 22:55:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
because...
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-12-08 22:51:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Evil_Morg (user info) at 2006-12-08 22:23:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i feel your pain and will also drink many beers
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-12-08 21:45:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hello, valerie dear.
it's me matt. i logged in to rate you.
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-12-08 20:46:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
fuck websense indeed. fuck it hard and randy.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-12-08 19:43:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
darn
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2006-12-08 19:12:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I have just enough time to offer this to St. Jimmy and Shlongy:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15991670/
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2006-12-08 18:29:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
You shouldn't have.
What a lovely gift.
Submitted by beauxjizzle (user info) at 2006-12-08 18:01:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-12-08 17:42:51 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by beauxjizzle (user info) at 2006-12-08 16:32:24 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2006-12-08 16:22:23 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-12-08 16:20:29 (#)
Ranking: 0
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
No -2 because I am in the "festive mood of the holiday season".
____________________________
"festive mood of the holiday season"-Translation: Shlongy got his annual blowjob last night.
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that dudes like 45. i didn't know people that old still did it.
**************************************
Nor do you understand the use of the SHIFT key, you young fucking punk. I probably had more sex between the ages of 45 and 50 than you will EVER have!!! And that does NOT include the goats or chipmunks. Retard.
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i don't have time for shift keys. i usually don't even bother with apostrophes but i'm feeling nice today.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-12-08 17:42:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by beauxjizzle (user info) at 2006-12-08 16:32:24 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2006-12-08 16:22:23 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-12-08 16:20:29 (#)
Ranking: 0
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
No -2 because I am in the "festive mood of the holiday season".
____________________________
"festive mood of the holiday season"-Translation: Shlongy got his annual blowjob last night.
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that dudes like 45. i didn't know people that old still did it.
**************************************
Nor do you understand the use of the SHIFT key, you young fucking punk. I probably had more sex between the ages of 45 and 50 than you will EVER have!!! And that does NOT include the goats or chipmunks. Retard.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-12-08 17:40:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WEEEEeP
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-12-08 17:03:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That fairie has a tat' near her dick.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-12-08 16:56:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
How'd you kids know about the blowjob?
I'll get one tonight, too. Company Xmas Party with booze and all the trimmings.
Room at the Inn at Harbour Town...y'all know what THAT means.
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2006-12-08 16:45:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/71371
Websens: The Devil of the half assed working man
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-12-08 16:40:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ntunnel.com
Submitted by beauxjizzle (user info) at 2006-12-08 16:32:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2006-12-08 16:22:23 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-12-08 16:20:29 (#)
Ranking: 0
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
No -2 because I am in the "festive mood of the holiday season".
____________________________
"festive mood of the holiday season"-Translation: Shlongy got his annual blowjob last night.
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that dudes like 45. i didn't know people that old still did it.
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2006-12-08 16:22:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-12-08 16:20:29 (#)
Ranking: 0
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
No -2 because I am in the "festive mood of the holiday season".
____________________________
"festive mood of the holiday season"-Translation: Shlongy got his annual blowjob last night.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-12-08 16:20:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
No -2 because I am in the "festive mood of the holiday season".
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-12-08 16:20:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Can I lick Hollandaise sauce off of you, please?
Submitted by beauxjizzle (user info) at 2006-12-08 16:20:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
who are we talking about here?
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-12-08 16:18:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
They blocked Uber at work, eh?
That sucks, my lyrical dearest.
But hey, maybe feety can post for you or something...