The Real Story Behind Christmas (754 hits)
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Submitted by Swamp Donkey (View user info) at 2006-12-09 13:20:12 EST
The Birth of Jesus
1In those days Caesar Augustus issued a decree that a census should be taken of the entire Roman world. 2(This was the first census that took place while Quirinius was governor of Syria.) 3And everyone went to his own town to register.
4So Joseph also went up from the town of Nazareth in Galilee to Judea, to Bethlehem the town of David, because he belonged to the house and line of David. 5He went there to register with Mary, who was pledged to be married to him and was expecting a child. 6While they were there, the time came for the baby to be born, 7and she gave birth to her firstborn, a son. She wrapped him in cloths and placed him in a manger, because there was no room for them in the inn.
The Shepherds and the Angels
8And there were shepherds living out in the fields nearby, keeping watch over their flocks at night. 9An angel of the Lord appeared to them, and the glory of the Lord shone around them, and they were terrified. 10But the angel said to them, "Do not be afraid. I bring you good news of great joy that will be for all the people. 11Today in the town of David a Savior has been born to you; he is Christ[a] the Lord. 12This will be a sign to you: You will find a baby wrapped in cloths and lying in a manger."
13Suddenly a great company of the heavenly host appeared with the angel, praising God and saying,
14"Glory to God in the highest,
and on earth peace to men on whom his favor rests."
15When the angels had left them and gone into heaven, the shepherds said to one another, "Let's go to Bethlehem and see this thing that has happened, which the Lord has told us about."
16So they hurried off and found Mary and Joseph, and the baby, who was lying in the manger. 17When they had seen him, they spread the word concerning what had been told them about this child, 18and all who heard it were amazed at what the shepherds said to them. 19But Mary treasured up all these things and pondered them in her heart. 20The shepherds returned, glorifying and praising God for all the things they had heard and seen, which were just as they had been told.
YAY FOR JESUS!!!
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Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2006-12-12 08:09:37 EST (#)
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Submitted by orph (user info) at 2006-12-12 07:41:28 EST (#)
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Happy Mithras
Submitted by drgoatcabin (user info) at 2006-12-11 10:54:53 EST (#)
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Does this means no presents???question mark?
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-12-11 10:33:32 EST (#)
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I thought the chisties hijacked christmas from someone else.
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2006-12-11 05:28:22 EST (#)
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Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-12-09 17:12:40 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2006-12-09 16:39:09 EST (#)
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Submitted by Dolson (user info) at 2006-12-09 13:58:20 (#)
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Oooohhh, the Bible. Really original and fresh, having only come to our collective attention earlier this week.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-12-09 14:03:44 EST (#)
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This is an imposter Swamp Donkey.
Because somehow, this one is even more pathetic than the original.
Submitted by Dolson (user info) at 2006-12-09 13:58:20 EST (#)
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Oooohhh, the Bible. Really original and fresh, having only come to our collective attention earlier this week.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-12-09 13:45:57 EST (#)
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Assuming this is a comment on the commercialization of Christmas...
Submitted by gravitas (user info) at 2006-12-09 13:30:31 EST (#)
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i don't get it.