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Awkward Hand Turkey Theatre Presents: Jonathan Swift (931 hits)

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Rating: 2 on 20 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Spencer Thompson (View user info) at 2006-12-09 16:38:36 EST


I love the internet. Only the internet gives me the opportunity to buy A Modest Proposal in paperbac for five bucks, then remember that I can just read it for free, also on the internet.

I accidentally called Jonathan Swift by the name Jonathan Smith in a post about eating babies a few days ago, and I felt insanely bad about it. It was like the time I was referencing Hazelwood V. Kuhlmeier in an ongoing debate for like TWO DAYS before remembering I actually meant Tinker V. Des Moines. I felt like a total idiot, but nobody corrected me for two whole days so I guess it didn't matter.

Either way, Jonathan SWIFT.

Nothing interesting is happening to me lately. I've been wondering if there's a distinction between a threesome and a threeway, or if the two terms are interchangeable. Any help, people?

http://www.handturkeys.com

http://www.handturkeys.com/search for something I posted a long time ago but never really got much attention.



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Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-12-11 22:36:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2006-12-11 11:31:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

"Satire died on 9/11. Didn't you hear?"
"Yeah, I heard... but I thought maybe you guys were kidding."

Ha! Very nice, sir. Very nice.

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-12-11 11:11:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Baby leather coats?
Ive got a great idea for a Christmas gift for my mum!

Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-12-10 18:12:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2006-12-10 15:53:00 (#)
Ranking: 2

The Upton Sinclair bit was funny.

Shorter is better.


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I was going to give Upton Sinclair his own comic, but then I figured that Jonathan Swift was better, even if much less true. I still have The Jungle on my shelf but I've yet to read it, and I feel sorta guilty about that. I kinda stopped reading books for the past few weeks.

Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-12-10 16:36:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2006-12-10 15:53:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

The Upton Sinclair bit was funny.

Shorter is better.

Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-12-09 22:57:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Jon Swift is my homeboy

Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2006-12-09 22:20:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

VIVA LA AKWARD HAND TURKEY THEATRE!

Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-12-09 20:42:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I like blue icing the best.

Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-12-09 20:04:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

It's my muthafuckin birthday!!!

+2's all around!!




Submitted by Dolson (user info) at 2006-12-09 19:30:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Satire died on 9/11!

Priceless!

Submitted by Allyson (user info) at 2006-12-09 18:29:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

plus fucking 2

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-12-09 17:40:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

NEVER make the mistake of using threeway and threesome interchangeably. Last time I did that I got slapped with 40DDs and had to go to bed without moneyshot. Kidding- I've only had foursomes.

Merry Christmas, Tom and Jeremy!

Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2006-12-09 17:13:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Marge: Homer, remember you promised you'd try to limit baby to six
servings a week?

Homer: Marge, I'm only human.

Principal Charming

Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-12-09 17:10:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I used to save them as .pngs, but they were much bigger than the .gifs. Considering this isn't exactly fine artwork, the only important thing is minimizing space.


Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-12-09 17:00:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

a .gif?

Why man..WHY!!!!!!!!

Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-12-09 16:58:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

These are coming out a lot shorter lately. I can't tell if it's because there's less actual content, but I think it's actually because I'm putting the conversations into smaller blocks and leaving less space. Or maybe it's both. I don't know.

Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-12-09 16:55:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

YES!

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-12-09 16:46:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2006-12-09 16:44:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

4-realzies


Mmm...incapacitating.

-- Homer Simpson
The Springfield Connection