The Great Uber Cook Book (WITH BOOBS) (1298 hits)
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Submitted by Beer_bong (View user info) at 2006-12-11 08:43:40 EST
I was wandering around in my kitchen looking for something to eat, thinking to my self "Fuck, I need some new recipes". Then I masturbated. But after that, I thought, "Hey, someone on Ubersite has to have some fun recipes!"
So here is the idea, email your favorite recipe (or something you stole off the internet, I don't give a fuck) to me, Beer_bong, at sir.beer.bong.at.gmail.com
All I need are directions and ingredients, but feel free to add any extra stuff, including pictures.
Please try to limit the "RapeCake" and "Grilled Baby Surprise" In all fairness though, if it's a good recipe I'll still include it.
In case you missed it the first time, send your emails to sir.beer.bong.at.gmail.com
Thats sir.beer.bong.at.gmail.com
99% of you scrolled down first to see the boobs, so here you go. *sigh*
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Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2006-12-12 15:19:22 EST (#)
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It seemed like such a good plan too.
Live and learn I suppose.
Submitted by Blinkish (user info) at 2006-12-12 14:43:28 EST (#)
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just so everyone knows ... cream cheese CANNOT replace the egg in a reciepe for Mozza Sticks.
Ever. It's a shame
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2006-12-12 04:24:32 EST (#)
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So far I've received some fantastic recipes, I had to go to the store earlier because I wanted to try some of them out.
Matt, I'm going to kill your dad and take your mom to Idaho.
Submitted by ScarfaceMN (user info) at 2006-12-11 22:45:20 EST (#)
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I'll send you the meatloaf cake with mashed potato icing recipe. You can call it "Rape Cake" if you really want.
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2006-12-11 20:56:29 EST (#)
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sent one in for ya
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2006-12-11 18:27:06 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-12-11 18:23:00 EST (#)
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Here's one.
1) Take two pieces of bread
2) Squat over one of the pieces of bread with your pants down
C) Take a shit
4) Take the second piece of bread, cover it up.
VOILA! You have created "this post".
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-12-11 17:55:45 EST (#)
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I'm going to send you a recipe for death by chocolate pralines bread pudding and maybe something else.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2006-12-11 17:49:11 EST (#)
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I sent you like 4 or 5 recipes. Use what you will. Sorry, food makes me excited. I guarantee you will want to passionately masturbate to all of the food I gave you instruction for.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-12-11 17:30:32 EST (#)
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I'll email you the best Morrocan chicken recipe. It's gorgeous.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2006-12-11 17:28:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2006-12-11 08:49:54 (#)
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I just realized, that cake is pregnant.
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I thought so, but I wasn't going to say anything. Sometimes you're wrong and you don't want to offend anyone.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-12-11 17:19:23 EST (#)
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Really, this is sort of a good idea, anyone who has good recipes could email them to bb and in a few days he could post all of them with the sender's name
My uncle is chef and everyone on my mom's side of the family can cook very well, ill ask them and get back to you later.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2006-12-11 17:09:54 EST (#)
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Great idea, BB
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-12-11 16:31:45 EST (#)
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1/16 stick of butter
5 slices of cheese
two pieces of bread
A frying pan
Campbell's chicken noodle soup
That's the only thing you'll ever need to know how to cook.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-12-11 16:04:15 EST (#)
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Here's 2 recipes:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/83279
http://www.ubersite.com/m/96082
The first is my kickass mac 'n' cheese recipe, and the other is how to make gravy from scratch.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-12-11 15:28:02 EST (#)
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I already did nude cake pictures.
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-12-11 15:27:37 EST (#)
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The Shlongy
3 cups of fresh human feces
2 cups grey hair
1/2 cup semen
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-12-11 15:14:13 EST (#)
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I can't believe I actually sent you a fucking recipe......
What a queer.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2006-12-11 13:07:36 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2006-12-11 13:00:02 EST (#)
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Wait...what's the email address again?
Submitted by GMCrayon (user info) at 2006-12-11 11:38:42 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/38280
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2006-12-11 11:27:47 EST (#)
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So far I've only received 2 recipes, COME ON PEOPLE!!!
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2006-12-11 11:24:30 EST (#)
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Submitted by Blinkish (user info) at 2006-12-11 10:38:13 (#)
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I sent you stoner food ideas babe. Make sure you have some one help you with the oven big boy ;)
Pssh, I'm a one man gourmet!
Submitted by beauxjizzle (user info) at 2006-12-11 10:47:31 EST (#)
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i've never been this horny and hungry at the same time before.
Submitted by Blinkish (user info) at 2006-12-11 10:38:13 EST (#)
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I sent you stoner food ideas babe. Make sure you have some one help you with the oven big boy ;)
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-12-11 10:38:02 EST (#)
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Submitted by GMCrayon (user info) at 2006-12-11 09:02:51 EST (#)
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Check Fetish's archives, he posted a few good recipes.
Then he raped lojope.
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2006-12-11 08:49:54 EST (#)
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I just realized, that cake is pregnant.
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2006-12-11 08:48:57 EST (#)
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Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-12-11 08:46:09 (#)
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you should check with eric rice
Do you have a recipe for this "Eric" rice?
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-12-11 08:46:09 EST (#)
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you should check with eric rice