When you're eating your Christmas dinner, remember: (461 hits)
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Submitted by The Nick <nickuhlig.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2006-12-11 14:43:44 EST
Male commercial turkeys have been selectively bred to produce meat for so long that they are now so big and heavy that they are incapable of mating with females. Their legs are too short and their bodies are much to heavy for them to lift themselves and mount the females.
Hence to make male turkeys they have to heat shock unfertilised eggs. I have no idea how they make female turkeys.
O, pity the commercial turkey!
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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-12-11 15:29:41 EST (#)
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sure
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2006-12-11 15:28:22 EST (#)
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We eat ham for christmas and potatoes with gravy and stuffing and chicken and potatoe salad and peanuts and chip and dip and steak and chocolate cake and lots of wine
13 more days to go!!!wooo!!
Submitted by X-File (user info) at 2006-12-11 15:22:55 EST (#)
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On the other hand, our species is not better off. What's the percentage of overweight people in the US again? And I don't consider those people very fuckable.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-12-11 15:20:25 EST (#)
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Oath, is that you, you pathetic little man?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-12-11 15:16:06 EST (#)
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GET A MUTHA-FLUCKIN', TURDDUCKEN
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-12-11 15:13:00 EST (#)
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Who gives a shit, as long as they taste good?
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-12-11 14:52:03 EST (#)
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So you've got the rooster, you've got the chicken, and you've got the hen.
The rooster goes with the hen?
So WHO'S having sex with the chicken?
p.s. this post blows moose cock
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-12-11 14:51:17 EST (#)
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Go back to your good days of assasin stuff.... http://www.ubersite.com/m/50613
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-12-11 14:49:40 EST (#)
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Also beware that your fucking stupid family are coming over to pick at your shit, pity your light decorations and suck the eggnog right out of you in a few weeks. The whining, complaining, "When are you having kids?", "My have you grown!"..... Yeah, that's right, FAMILY!!! - sitting on your couch, shitting in your toilets, discarding food in your napkins because you can't cook worth a shit, or worse you had pity on a fucking bird and went for a tofu turkey you granola eating sack of wimp. They're coming....they're coming - and I bet that you fucking hate that don't ya?
tard.
Submitted by Yougotthatright (user info) at 2006-12-11 14:48:48 EST (#)
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So what Jane Goodall?...Pass the god-dammed potatoes, already?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-12-11 14:45:07 EST (#)
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so?