UberMas 06: We Three Pimps (1377 hits)
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Submitted by It's a TTOM Christmas! (View user info) at 2006-12-11 15:59:34 EST
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Submitted by odin (user info) at 2007-03-19 06:16:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2006-12-14 19:03:16 EST (#)
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This needs to be recorded.
Submitted by Casus_Belli (user info) at 2006-12-13 21:28:38 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-12-13 21:18:59 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-12-13 16:09:01 EST (#)
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Pencil Quiz.
Submitted by Chillax (user info) at 2006-12-12 19:27:44 EST (#)
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I want to scat on your nose.
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-12-12 16:16:26 EST (#)
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hahahah
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-12-12 14:20:33 EST (#)
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I never doubt you.
-Dave
Submitted by yhywstudios (user info) at 2006-12-12 14:00:12 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2006-12-12 11:32:12 EST (#)
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pimptastic
Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2006-12-12 10:19:37 EST (#)
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YO MTV RAPS! TTOM kicks it OLD SKOOL!
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-12-12 09:58:41 EST (#)
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awesome
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2006-12-12 09:47:55 EST (#)
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Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-12-12 07:37:29 (#)
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CAESAR!!!!!
How've you been, dear? You should email me (as should anyone) if you're interested in doing the camping thing again this summer: strwbryfanatic.at.gmail.com
Hope everything's well with you :D
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-12-12 07:37:29 EST (#)
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How does a nerdy, willowy Scotsman know so much about gang-speak?
Good job, sir.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-12-12 05:08:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-12-12 03:07:08 (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-12-11 21:44:00 (#)
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Maltese, you could fuck up a wet dream.
This was okay.
Maltese is the worst person alive.
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He's dead now. Killed himself over the weekend, so I've heard.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-12-12 03:07:08 EST (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-12-11 21:44:00 (#)
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Maltese, you could fuck up a wet dream.
This was okay.
Maltese is the worst person alive.
Submitted by MouthSore (user info) at 2006-12-12 02:54:21 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2006-12-11 23:55:00 EST (#)
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I know. Just being a dork.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-12-11 23:51:15 EST (#)
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History
Purple has oftentimes symbolized royalty, dating back to Roman times, when clothing dyed with Tyrian purple was limited to the upper classes due to the rarity (and thus price) of the dye. The color, which was closer to a deep crimson/red-violet color (shown above) than to the modern idea of purple, was the favored color of many kings and queens.
Byzantine empresses gave birth in the Purple Chamber of the palace of the Byzantine Emperors. Therefore, being named Porphyrogenitus ("born to the purple") marked a dynastic emperor as opposed to a general who won the throne by his effort.
In China, the Chinese name of the Forbidden City literally means "purple forbidden city" 紫禁城 with first character 紫 meaning purple(even though the Chinese Emperor himself wore yellow, which was considered in China to be the imperial color).
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THAT part
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2006-12-11 23:33:16 EST (#)
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Purple is the favorite color of the pop celebrity Prince. His 1984 film and album Purple Rain is one of his best known works. The title track is Prince's signature song and is nearly always played in concert to this day. Prince encourages his fans to wear purple to his concerts.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-12-11 23:06:33 EST (#)
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Purple#Purple_in_Human_Culture
Feel like shutting up?
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-12-11 23:03:07 EST (#)
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purple IS a royal color, if you had a basic grasp of England's history you would see purple and royalty connect.
Dipshit
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2006-12-11 22:56:18 EST (#)
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"purple is a royal color"?
haha ignorant.
sorry i'm in a bad mood, but really, thas just ignant.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-12-11 21:44:00 EST (#)
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Maltese, you could fuck up a wet dream.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-12-11 21:42:40 EST (#)
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Ahahaha
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-12-11 21:24:12 EST (#)
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WON'T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!
Submitted by sizzlemctwizzle (user info) at 2006-12-11 21:09:13 EST (#)
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You fucking kick ass!!!
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-12-11 20:55:55 EST (#)
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You... why... I'm...
Shit, you're good.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-12-11 20:14:19 EST (#)
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Shut the fuck up, Maltese.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-12-11 20:00:51 EST (#)
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Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-12-11 19:56:00 (#)
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I love your posts.
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2006-12-11 19:58:50 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-12-11 19:56:00 EST (#)
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I love your posts.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-12-11 19:37:50 EST (#)
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purple is a royal color?
Even if they aren't smart enough to figure out WHY it is a good color, they still wear it.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-12-11 19:31:09 EST (#)
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Why doe pimps love purple?
Anyone?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-12-11 19:12:30 EST (#)
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Shit yeah, neeya.
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2006-12-11 18:52:31 EST (#)
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This was pimptastic!
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-12-11 18:32:21 EST (#)
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AAAAAAAAAAGGHHHH!!!
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-12-11 18:32:13 EST (#)
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I HAVE FAILED YOU!!!!!!!
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-12-11 18:32:06 EST (#)
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Master
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-12-11 18:32:02 EST (#)
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=(
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-12-11 18:31:57 EST (#)
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FUCK
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-12-11 18:31:54 EST (#)
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Have another
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-12-11 18:31:48 EST (#)
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Fuck
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-12-11 18:31:42 EST (#)
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Meh. +1
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-12-11 18:31:30 EST (#)
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And if you save yourself
You will make him happy
He'll keep you in a jar
And you'll think you're happy
He'll give you breathing holes
And you'll think you're happy
He'll cover you with grass
And you'll think you're happy now
You're really in a laundry room
You're really in a laundry room
The clue just came to you, oh
And if you cut yourself (Alt: And if you kill yourself)
You will think you're happy
He'll keep you in a jar
Then you'll make him happy
He'll give you breathing holes
Then you'll think you're happy
He'll cover you with grass
Then you'll think you're happy now
You're really in a laundry room
You're really in a laundry room
The clue that came to you, oh
You're really in a laundry room
You're really in a laundry room
The clue that came to you, oh
And if you fool yourself
You will make him happy
He'll keep you in a jar
Then you'll think you're happy
He'll give you breathing holes
Then you will seem happy
You'll wallow in his shit
Then you'll think you're happy now
You're really in a laundry room
You're really in a laundry room
You're really in a laundry room
The clue that came to you, oh
--Sappy, Nirvana
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-12-11 18:22:50 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2006-12-11 18:21:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-12-11 18:17:54 EST (#)
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Was Shlongy IN this?
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-12-11 17:34:41 EST (#)
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Compton, son.
I was in a real life ghetto last night, Paterson and Newark NJ, nice lovely place that
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-12-11 17:24:39 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-12-11 17:12:18 EST (#)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-12-11 17:06:04 EST (#)
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JESUS CROW!
That's the last time I give YOU a good title to work with!!!
But, really, nicely played. *sweats profusely*
I'm gonna have to work my ass off to beat THIS.
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-12-11 17:00:43 EST (#)
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greatness.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-12-11 16:42:02 EST (#)
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The white one makes me laugh.
Submitted by beauxjizzle (user info) at 2006-12-11 16:40:17 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Dolson (user info) at 2006-12-11 16:37:43 EST (#)
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Best. Christmas. Song. Of the modern era.
Submitted by sparkle_pink (user info) at 2006-12-11 16:33:59 EST (#)
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Westside (Westside Niggas!)
Hahahahahahaha
Thank you for making me laugh. This post is brilliant.
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2006-12-11 16:17:44 EST (#)
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BAHAHAHAHA!
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-12-11 16:10:32 EST (#)
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really quick turn around on the post.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-12-11 16:06:54 EST (#)
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Dance monkey dance!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-12-11 16:06:52 EST (#)
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oh holy fuck...
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-12-11 16:06:50 EST (#)
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You wouldn't last five fuckin minutes in Compton, seriously
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-12-11 16:06:47 EST (#)
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I knew you'd choose this one.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-12-11 16:02:36 EST (#)
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I'll take ten.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-12-11 16:02:08 EST (#)
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heh