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Incoherent Retarded Babble (594 hits)

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Rating: -0.68 on 20 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Sizzle McTwizzle (View user info) at 2006-12-11 21:03:46 EST


Have you ever been in the middle of explaining something and you suddenly realize that after you finish this sentence you have no idea what you're going to say? So you just stop talking before you ever had the chance to form a complete thought. Its not that it is on the tip of your tongue, but rather a few seconds into the explanation you realize the idea is going nowhere. But you just continue hoping that when you get to it the remaining half of the idea will come naturally. However it never does and you just end up looking retarded. Why can't we live in a world where ideas can be unfinished? Why can't you just stop talking in mid-thought and have people accept that you're retarded instead of bothering you for the remaining half of your idea like some bratty kid in a toy store bugs his mother for that Easy Bake Oven. Isn't the shame of not being able to finish what I was saying because I'm mentally challenge punishment enough? You don't need to rub it in.

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Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-12-13 17:53:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

-2

+1 for accurate title.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-12-13 14:33:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2006-12-13 07:25:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

combatwombat, if you think I gave this post a -2 because I'm overly sensitive, perhaps you should take a look at his last post where I gave him a +2, not that it's any of your business of course.

Since you think you can give a quick summary of what I am like from a single review let me try:

You're 15 / 16, you desperately want to be a known part of the Über community and you think that by insulting people and sticking your spotty nose in where it is not wanted you will make a name for yourself. You believe that you have the answers to nearly everything and when someone disagrees with you or insults you they are wrong and they just cannot see it.

Either that or you're an alter.

Submitted by combatwombat (user info) at 2006-12-13 07:01:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2006-12-13 06:49:39 (#)
Ranking: -2

You should have stayed away after you made that pathetic hate post about me, retard.
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^
Overly-sensitive, daddy-touched faggot.

Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2006-12-13 06:49:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

You should have stayed away after you made that pathetic hate post about me, retard.

Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-12-12 15:00:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2006-12-12 13:40:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -1



Submitted by combatwombat (user info) at 2006-12-12 12:34:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Because if we lived in a world where incomplete thought...

Submitted by beauxjizzle (user info) at 2006-12-12 12:24:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

the title pretty much sums this one up.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-12-12 09:47:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I've been down to the hardware store and Old Man Jimmy mentioned to me something similar. He

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-12-12 02:37:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

That has happened to

Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-12-11 23:22:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

ironic?

Submitted by sizzlemctwizzle (user info) at 2006-12-11 22:25:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2006-12-11 22:12:18 (#)
Ranking: 2

Thank you! You have just given me a shitty comment for the shitty posts I come across.

Don't get me wrong, this post was shitty as well, but since I'll likely be using this in the future (an probably not giving you credit, let's be honest), have a +2.
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You mean your own shitty post? Like this one? http://www.ubersite.com/m/92246

Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2006-12-11 22:12:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Thank you! You have just given me a shitty comment for the shitty posts I come across.

Don't get me wrong, this post was shitty as well, but since I'll likely be using this in the future (an probably not giving you credit, let's be honest), have a +2.



Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-12-11 22:11:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

that episode was just on.

Submitted by Dolson (user info) at 2006-12-11 22:06:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Homer: Marge, it's 3 a.m. and I worked all day!

Marge: It's 9:30 p.m. and you spent your whole Saturday drinking beer
in Maggie's kiddie pool.

Another Simpsons Clip Show

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-12-11 21:47:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2


how do you mean??

yesno


Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-12-11 21:43:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

no

Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-12-11 21:14:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

It's enough for me, retard.

Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2006-12-11 21:10:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

ummm...yep?


Marge, please, old people don't need companionship. They need to be
isolated and studied, so it can be determined what nutrients they have
that might be extracted for our personal use.

-- Homer Simpson
Lady Bouvier's Lover