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Matt Maiorano wants to be like me (483 hits)

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Rating: -1.11 on 34 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by OathMeal cooks pasta (View user info) at 2006-12-13 17:30:25 EST


MVA. Heh.

Matt seeks to emulate my every mannerism. But he'll never get there because he's a toolbox.

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Submitted by JohnnyACDC (user info) at 2008-08-12 07:25:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-12-14 12:45:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

fabulous

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-12-14 12:37:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

*snore*

Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-12-14 12:33:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

medication

Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-12-14 12:32:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

you need medicaton

Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2006-12-14 10:02:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-12-14 09:03:06 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-12-13 17:34:10 (#)
Ranking: 0

EXCELLENT USE OF NON-EXECUTRAIN COMPUTER TIME

Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2006-12-14 09:23:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

You're such a fucking loser it's unbelievable, you'll have Über wallpaper next and we'll find out you run a website devoted to underage ass.

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-12-14 09:03:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-12-13 17:34:10 (#)
Ranking: 0

EXCELLENT USE OF NON-EXECUTRAIN COMPUTER TIME

Submitted by ScarfaceMN (user info) at 2006-12-14 08:58:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I hope your boss finds this. Then I hope they can you. And I hope I'm there with a camera to capture a pic of you crying like a little bitch.

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-12-14 08:14:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

You pathetic little man.

Submitted by LovelyLady (user info) at 2006-12-14 07:44:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Showfishorama?

Submitted by exposed (user info) at 2006-12-14 07:44:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

What's that picture?

Submitted by fclo002 (user info) at 2006-12-14 07:43:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Just doing what I'm told.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-12-14 07:43:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

How I missed this Gem is beyond me.

Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-12-13 17:56:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 1


Toolbox?




Like..... I'm a safe haven for tools, or something? I keep 'em all organized and clean and shit? Thanks, I suppose.


I just hope I'm one of those really nice-looking ones, and not those ugly green bendy pieces of shit that's been sitting around in your dad's garage for 30 years. But I'm sure you wouldn't mean THAT, now would you?



I know you adore me.

*kiss kiss*

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-12-13 17:51:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

:(

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-12-13 17:51:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

NOW I'M JUST PLAYING WITH YOUR EMOTIONS.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-12-13 17:51:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

:)

Submitted by bart (user info) at 2006-12-13 17:49:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by showfishorama (user info) at 2006-12-13 17:43:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I can't tell you because that would be spoiling it wouldn't it?

Let's just say it's about 4 feet long, made of hardened steel, starts with the letter 'M', ends in the letter 'D' and has 'edieval swor' in the middle.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-12-13 17:41:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

IS IT A PONY?

Submitted by showfishorama (user info) at 2006-12-13 17:40:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Scourge, I am totally getting you something cool for Christmas.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-12-13 17:38:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by showfishorama (user info) at 2006-12-13 17:34:40 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-12-13 17:33:17 (#)
Ranking: -2

great post!

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I thought we were friends!

*sob*
===

WE ARE?

SHIT, MY BAD. I'M SORRY DUDE.

Submitted by showfishorama (user info) at 2006-12-13 17:38:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-12-13 17:37:37 (#)
Ranking: -2

But, you're shit.

--------

Like THAT'S news.

Hey man know where I can score a baby Greyhound? I hear their topcuts are tender.

Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-12-13 17:37:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2006-12-13 17:32:06 (#)
Ranking: -2

dumb shit right here folks



Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-12-13 17:37:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

But, you're shit.

Submitted by showfishorama (user info) at 2006-12-13 17:37:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Pwnt.

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Submitted by yhywstudios (user info) at 2006-12-13 17:35:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by showfishorama (user info) at 2006-12-13 17:34:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-12-13 17:33:17 (#)
Ranking: -2

great post!

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I thought we were friends!

*sob*

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-12-13 17:34:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

EXCELLENT USE OF NON-EXECUTRAIN COMPUTER TIME

Submitted by showfishorama (user info) at 2006-12-13 17:34:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-12-13 17:32:56 (#)
Ranking: -2

I thought you left for the 40th time, you fucking coward.

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Calm down fenderhead. I'm new and improved. That means more Shlongy-friendly.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-12-13 17:33:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

great post!

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-12-13 17:32:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I thought you left for the 40th time, you fucking coward.

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2006-12-13 17:32:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

dumb shit right here folks


Maybe I should just cut my losses, give up on Lisa, and make a fresh
star with Maggie.

-- Homer Simpson
Lisa's Pony