Ladies: Does having a nice car make up for having a small penis? (3409 hits)
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Submitted by iddqd (View user info) at 2006-12-14 06:49:56 EST
I think this is probably the leading question in contemporary human thought. Pimped-out rides are becoming more and more prolific, and becoming cool in every little nook and cranny of social strata.
Hand in glove with the concept of the nice car comes a certain stigma - you all know it: that guys who have nice cars are making up for deficiencies elsewhere. This is primarily why I have never gotten a license, let alone a car - you can imagine the proportions of my member given that I have NO car, let alone a huge one.
It means that I catch the bus, one of the biggest vehicles on the road, which in turn means of course that I basically have an 'innie'.
Anyway, lets assume for a moment that this idea has merit, that it is in fact completely true to say that any and every guy with a really nice car has a microscopic cock...
If this is the case, I'm wondering if having a nice car is a suitable replacement for a big, or even average sized dick?
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Submitted by big_z_1980 (user info) at 2006-12-31 02:59:27 EST (#)
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my car sucks and my dick is small. sucks to be me.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2006-12-31 02:52:14 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-12-17 11:18:00 (#)
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If you're looking to buy BMW, you can even go back THREE years with low mileage- 2003, 2004...something coming off of a lease, and it will still be a good value...and still get you $15,000 in trade-in after another 3 years of driving.
Hell, I traded in a 97' 318 series with 75,000 miles on it and got $7000 in trade last year.
I still say the 330 can bury 98% of the cars on the road...This engine rocks. The car's like driving a space ship...and I used to drive a Porsche 944 Turbo that flew- this car compares.
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hahahhahaha the 3-series, the cousin to the actual BMWs.
Submitted by lodnem (user info) at 2006-12-31 02:27:13 EST (#)
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hahaha
my first brand new car was an sl55 and all i got from driving it were speeding tickets and gold diggers looking for a ride...
...and oh was i giving rides
women love confidance. go get some.
Submitted by jimmiss (user info) at 2006-12-18 15:10:27 EST (#)
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Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-12-14 21:51:26 (#)
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Why care what girls who care about nice cars and dick size think?
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Cause that's a lot of girls!
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-12-18 13:09:57 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-12-17 11:18:00 EST (#)
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If you're looking to buy BMW, you can even go back THREE years with low mileage- 2003, 2004...something coming off of a lease, and it will still be a good value...and still get you $15,000 in trade-in after another 3 years of driving.
Hell, I traded in a 97' 318 series with 75,000 miles on it and got $7000 in trade last year.
I still say the 330 can bury 98% of the cars on the road...This engine rocks. The car's like driving a space ship...and I used to drive a Porsche 944 Turbo that flew- this car compares.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2006-12-16 21:29:34 EST (#)
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No.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-12-16 20:15:43 EST (#)
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Submitted by Yougotthatright (user info) at 2006-12-16 14:36:36 EST (#)
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I dunno...I drive an AMC Pacer into the ground WITH a homey-style sunroof.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-12-16 14:33:38 EST (#)
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no, it doesn't make up for it
i hate those pimped out honda civics and shit with like 10,548,678 aftermarket parts. lame.
and i can't stand hummers
but other luxury cars are nice.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-12-15 23:33:55 EST (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-12-15 21:50:13 (#)
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Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-12-15 16:19:28 (#)
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I'm happy if he has a car. And a job.
Such low standards I have.
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I have a moped, and I work as a stock boy at Wal_mart.
Could we have hot sweaty monkey sex?
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Sorry, a moped doesn't count as a car; and I'm already booked for hot sweaty monkey sex.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-12-15 21:50:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-12-15 16:19:28 (#)
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I'm happy if he has a car. And a job.
Such low standards I have.
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I have a moped, and I work as a stock boy at Wal_mart.
Could we have hot sweaty monkey sex?
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-12-15 21:20:59 EST (#)
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amusing I find you not, Danger_Ranger.
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Submitted by Luckystar (user info) at 2006-12-15 19:32:44 EST (#)
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NOTHING MAKES UP FOR A SMALL DICK
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-12-15 19:02:31 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-12-14 20:59:57 (#)
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No, but being good at cunnilingus does.
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no man, no matter how talented, can compare to a bath faucet, so I hear. If you have a small dick, it's best to just kill yourself.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-12-15 16:41:22 EST (#)
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well, i can't afford the M6, Shlongster. i mean, i COULD buy one if i really wanted it, but i kinda need money left over to eat after i pay the bills. i need to marry a broad that makes as much money as me so i can afford cooler cars.
a 2 year old 700 series or M3 is more in my price range. i saw an M5 that i am strongly considering, but it has high miles. that's why it's in my price range. chances are, it's going to be a no-go.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-12-15 16:34:44 EST (#)
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I agree Shlongy. Being poor does kinda suck on a personal level.
I'm very happy with my 2001 Ford Escort! Before that, I was driving a 1988 Plymouth Horizon.
Hey, it was a GREAT car! Dependable, and got me to where I needed to go.
I'd still be driving it if an old man hadn't killed it by smashing into it with his HUGE ASS Caddy!
:***( weeps for the dearly departed Horizon.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-12-15 16:27:33 EST (#)
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Fuck poorness.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-12-15 16:23:47 EST (#)
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Ain't nothin' wrong with a poor boy. As long as he ain't after YOUR money, it's all good.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-12-15 16:22:05 EST (#)
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Not only does moley look like Yoda she's now starting to talk like him.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-12-15 16:19:28 EST (#)
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I'm happy if he has a car. And a job.
Such low standards I have.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-12-15 14:03:50 EST (#)
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The 700 series is for old fuckers.
Rich old fuckers, but old nonetheless.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-12-15 13:54:41 EST (#)
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i saw a nice 745IL that i was thinking about getting, but that would be a cruising car that you drive nice and easy. if i get the M3, sometimes i will drive it like a madman because that's what fast cars are for.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-12-15 13:43:28 EST (#)
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Owning a BMW - especially one as hot as mine - gives me the total right to drive like an asshole, weave in and out of traffic, cut YOU off whenever I want, flip the bird 73 times a day, and throw my cigarette butts out my window onto the hood of your car.
And "yes", it really DOES make my penis larger! I don't know how they do it, but it works!
That's life!
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-12-15 13:32:11 EST (#)
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From a strictly shallow perspective, shoes are a far better gage of how much money, class, style, or whatever you're looking for than a car.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-12-15 11:08:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-12-15 02:41:42 (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-12-14 21:10:59 (#)
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i want a female to answer me. i would really like to know why a guy with a nice car is immediately assumed to have a small penis and/or poor personality.
I don't judge by the car. I judge by the way he drives it.
For example, if I see a man in a nice car driving responsibly and politely, I think "Now there's a decent sort" because he obviously cares for his car and himself by not taking unnecessary risks. Has respect for others" etc. etc.
But.....if I see a man in a nice car who is tailgating someone, weaving in and out of the lanes, and generally being an a road raging nut, I'm going to think "Gah! Whadda douchebag!"
He can be in a Porshe or a Pinto. It matters not.
Judge the driver, not the car!
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That's an excellent point. It's just that everyone around here who drives a bmw drives like they own the damn road. You would think spending THAT MUCH on a car would make you more careful, and not drive like a madman. When I was a waitress I ran into all types of people, and one of them was the "prick who thinks having money and owning a nice car makes him some sort of pastel blue polo wearing, popped collared god that the women should all just lie down and spread for." However, I agree with you and hidden that I shouldn't generalize. I guess I just ran into too many of that type, and that and the way people drive around here has made me prejudiced. I shouldn't be, though. I know it.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-12-15 07:01:08 EST (#)
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A cheap car gives the impression of poor resources and/or little worldly success.
A slow car gives the impression of fear of risk.
A cheap, slow car gives the impression of timidity and low-level goals.
An expensive car gives the impression of financial security and greater worldly success.
A fast car gives the impression of willingness to accept risks.
An expensive, fast car gives the impression of great success at a risk/reward level that most people don't ever experience.
...that is, it gives those impressions to the guy with the expensive and fast car, anyway.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-12-15 06:11:18 EST (#)
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Yes. Because all women are shallow cunts at heart.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-12-15 05:31:23 EST (#)
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Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-12-15 02:00:56 (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-12-14 21:10:59 (#)
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i want a female to answer me. i would really like to know why a guy with a nice car is immediately assumed to have a small penis and/or poor personality.
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Who the fuck cares what you drive? Not me.
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Said the woman as her feelings for you suddenly deflate.
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2006-12-15 03:11:24 EST (#)
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i always wanted a 70's hearse... then id convert it into a camper, put a sleeping bag or a coffin in the back... itd kick ass.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-12-15 02:44:38 EST (#)
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Oh cmon, forensicgirl...the Pinto DOES matter, at least to me, because every time I see a Pinto I'm subconsciously reminded of Cujo and the hours that the lady and her kid spent suffering in that car whilst the Scary Fucking Dog St Bernard tried to kill them. Consequently, I could never be with a man who drove a Pinto. Or, if I was, I would never go to a farm with him.
Evar.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-12-15 02:41:42 EST (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-12-14 21:10:59 (#)
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i want a female to answer me. i would really like to know why a guy with a nice car is immediately assumed to have a small penis and/or poor personality.
I don't judge by the car. I judge by the way he drives it.
For example, if I see a man in a nice car driving responsibly and politely, I think "Now there's a decent sort" because he obviously cares for his car and himself by not taking unnecessary risks. Has respect for others" etc. etc.
But.....if I see a man in a nice car who is tailgating someone, weaving in and out of the lanes, and generally being an a road raging nut, I'm going to think "Gah! Whadda douchebag!"
He can be in a Porshe or a Pinto. It matters not.
Judge the driver, not the car!
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-12-15 02:00:56 EST (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-12-14 21:10:59 (#)
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i want a female to answer me. i would really like to know why a guy with a nice car is immediately assumed to have a small penis and/or poor personality.
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Who the fuck cares what you drive? Not me.
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2006-12-15 01:17:40 EST (#)
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Since I have neither, I can't answer.
{http://www.feedtherelief.net/ }
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-12-15 01:09:38 EST (#)
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Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2006-12-14 13:47:44 (#)
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grosse corvette, petite kekette
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wow, that's OLD!
Submitted by Havoc (user info) at 2006-12-15 00:52:31 EST (#)
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Oh man the responses here are fucking HILARIOUS! I think this is a great topic!
I dont think having a nice car means you have a small dick by any means. Shaq has a nice car (many) and do you think he has a small penis? NOT BLOODY LIKELY!
Now, alot of guys with nice cars are FUCKHEADS, plain and simple. Not all, but some. Some guys with shitty cars are fuckheads also!
Basically this is kind of a mott thread, but it is entertaining!
One thing I will say for sure though- having a nice car does help with the womenz! The ladies here might dispute this but, they are most definately full of shit! Some women might not care but alot of them are drawn to nice cars. Having a nice car means you have money. We all know how women feel about men with money.
I used to get some women in my day. Not alot but some. Now, I make great money and bought myself a Cadillac CTS. WOMEN ARE DRAWN TO MY CAR NOW. I have drive thru girls flirting, women driving waving, etc... I have a girlfriend so I just shrug it off. Exes say they want me back. The list goes on and on of what this car does. If you have a shitty personality, the car wont help in the long run. Once they see what a fuck you are they will run!
I didnt buy the car because I have a small cock. In fact, based on statistics, Im above averege. I bought the car for many reasons, including but not limited to: ITS A PUSSY MAGNET, its cool looking, its luxurious, and the main reason- IT GOES REALLY FUCKING FAST! Ive gone 145mph before in my car and I LOVE IT!
My car kicks ass! End of story!
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-12-15 00:28:50 EST (#)
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well duh, Jeanneee.
unfortunately there are decent women who fall into the stigma trap that guys who have nice cars are dickless a-holes.
anyway, i really don't care. the only reason i would buy a car is because i like it. i don't need a car to attract women and i certainly wouldn't WANT to use it for that purpose unless i was looking for a one night stand with some filthy slut that wants to let me degrade her in the unholiest of ways.
*wink*
let them thumb their noses at me. i enjoy driving fast cars and i will smile all the way to my destination.
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2006-12-14 23:44:21 EST (#)
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Submitted by Crudite (user info) at 2006-12-14 12:19:31 (#)
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That's why I drive a motorcycle. The sidecar is for my penis.
unless your a rub (rich urban biker...you know the dentist or doctor who buys a harley to ride in a pair of chakis, a polo and a shiny unweathered leather jacket)
its the true dedicated biker that has all the cock & balls..
unless you have a japanese bike, then you are a pussy
same goes for the "combover corvette" guys
as i said before, hot car = small penis, unless you dont need the car to get laid
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2006-12-14 23:35:11 EST (#)
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it only compensates if you need it to get yourself laid, thank god i could show up to a date in a 1984 amc eagle without a/c and still get laid
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-12-14 23:23:56 EST (#)
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Buy the car because you like it, not because it's "supposed to be a pussy magnet." The kind of pussy that gets wet over an expensive car is almost always attached to a shallow, gold-digging, high-maintenance hosebeast.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2006-12-14 22:11:17 EST (#)
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to be perfectly honest i dont think most people give a fuck what car you drive and the ones that do are pretty obvious about it.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-12-14 21:58:22 EST (#)
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i don't care. it's just sad that grown adults still play silly games like that.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-12-14 21:51:26 EST (#)
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Why care what girls who care about nice cars and dick size think?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-12-14 21:41:18 EST (#)
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i'm not saying i'm blaming you. i've judged the book by it's cover many times.
ok, the truth is, i was about to buy a car that's ridiculously impractical for me and it's supposed to be a pussy magnet, not a pussy repellent, goddamnit.
the world isn't fair, but it's saddening to know that most people won't take the chance to get to know you. i fucking hate having to play games just to try to make a friend or attract a woman.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-12-14 21:14:51 EST (#)
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It's not an automatic assumption. It's an educated guess based on dozens of previous experiences.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-12-14 21:10:59 EST (#)
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i want a female to answer me. i would really like to know why a guy with a nice car is immediately assumed to have a small penis and/or poor personality.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-12-14 20:59:57 EST (#)
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No, but being good at cunnilingus does.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2006-12-14 20:31:28 EST (#)
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I dated a guy with a small penis and a nice car. No, no it doesn't.
Submitted by TheCrystalShip (user info) at 2006-12-14 20:17:00 EST (#)
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You're lucky I'm not giving out -2s today.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2006-12-14 17:24:00 EST (#)
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Peter Gibbons: What if we're still doing this when we're 50?
Samir: It would be nice to have that kind of job security
Peter Gibbons: Lumbergh's gonna have me work on Saturday. I can tell already. I'm gonna end up doin it, because I'm a big pussy...which is why I work at Initech to begin with.
Michael Bolton: Uh, yeah, well, I work at Initech and I don't consider myself a pussy, OK?
Samir: Yes, I am also not a pussy
Submitted by konohasaiyajin (user info) at 2006-12-14 16:20:17 EST (#)
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I get a nice car so that I can follow Dave Chapelle's idea of catching their eye... "Gotcha Bitch!" ::makes the motion of yanking a caught fish on a rod out of the water::
Then once they are in the car, then they can decide for themselves whether or not my johnson is too large for them to handle.
Submitted by ticklish_squirrel (user info) at 2006-12-14 16:08:31 EST (#)
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nope
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-12-14 15:51:51 EST (#)
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i was about to buy a BMW M3. are you ladies saying it's going to drive women AWAY from me, merely because i want to reward myself for all the hard work i've done to earn the car? what SHOULD i drive? a fucking Honda Civic?
it's nice to know the book is judged by it's cover. you ladies need to understand that there are drastic differences between men and women. a man gets off on an adrenaline rush, like driving a fast car. i don't think it's quite fair to penalize us for that and automatically assume that if we buy a fast car we have a small dick and a terrible personality. i don't automatically assume a woman has a terrible personality just because she wears makeup in an attempt to make herself look prettier.
ps- i have a big dick.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-12-14 14:15:38 EST (#)
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I didn't read this yet, but the answer is "no".
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-12-14 13:49:56 EST (#)
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no.... but a good personality probably might. Maybe.
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2006-12-14 13:47:44 EST (#)
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grosse corevette, petite kekette
Submitted by precision (user info) at 2006-12-14 13:39:11 EST (#)
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Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-12-14 10:11:01 (#)
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Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-12-14 09:48:12 (#)
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I don't know. My panties don't get moist at the sight of a BMW, but that's probably because I assume whoever's driving it is an ass. Which may be a misjudgment on my part. I honestly don't think "compensating for small dick" when I see one. I think "compensating for shitty personality."
Like I said, I may be wrong. I've only ever been proven right though.
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My thoughts exactly
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So my 73 VW bug's still got a shot then...cool
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-12-14 13:20:28 EST (#)
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I'm wondering if having a nice car is a suitable replacement for a big, or even average sized dick?
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no, but having a fat wallet sure does
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2006-12-14 12:57:39 EST (#)
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Personalised numberplate on a big shiny car is another dead give away. You might just as well have got one that says "SMLD1CK" and been done with it.
And no, it doesn't. However, sex in the back seat of a bigger car is a little more comfortable, even if it isn't great due to certain physical inadequacies.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-12-14 12:43:45 EST (#)
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This is the stupidest discussion point ever.
Submitted by Crudite (user info) at 2006-12-14 12:19:31 EST (#)
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That's why I drive a motorcycle. The sidecar is for my penis.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-12-14 12:04:51 EST (#)
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Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-12-14 10:11:01 (#)
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Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-12-14 09:48:12 (#)
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I don't know. My panties don't get moist at the sight of a BMW, but that's probably because I assume whoever's driving it is an ass. Which may be a misjudgment on my part. I honestly don't think "compensating for small dick" when I see one. I think "compensating for shitty personality."
Like I said, I may be wrong. I've only ever been proven right though.
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My thoughts exactly.
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I keep forgetting your a chick. Amontillado just seems masculine for some reason.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-12-14 12:01:32 EST (#)
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no
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-12-14 11:52:56 EST (#)
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no.
there is no such "replacement".
nothing you can do but kill yourself.
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2006-12-14 11:19:02 EST (#)
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Depends. Did you meet the girl off of J-Date?
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2006-12-14 11:11:19 EST (#)
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how nice is the car?
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-12-14 10:11:01 EST (#)
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Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-12-14 09:48:12 (#)
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I don't know. My panties don't get moist at the sight of a BMW, but that's probably because I assume whoever's driving it is an ass. Which may be a misjudgment on my part. I honestly don't think "compensating for small dick" when I see one. I think "compensating for shitty personality."
Like I said, I may be wrong. I've only ever been proven right though.
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My thoughts exactly.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2006-12-14 09:54:10 EST (#)
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Gee, I wonder if THIS will get heated. *rolls eyes*
Submitted by ripple (user info) at 2006-12-14 09:51:10 EST (#)
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though it wasnt the most original, this:
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-12-14 07:24:06 (#)
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I tell women to sit on my dick and pedal my balls. You know, in case we need to go anywhere besides the kitchen and bedroom.
made me spit out my gum with laughter.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-12-14 09:48:12 EST (#)
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I don't know. My panties don't get moist at the sight of a BMW, but that's probably because I assume whoever's driving it is an ass. Which may be a misjudgment on my part. I honestly don't think "compensating for small dick" when I see one. I think "compensating for shitty personality."
Like I said, I may be wrong. I've only ever been proven right though.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-12-14 09:43:47 EST (#)
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it's a stupid theory that probably kicked off because some gold digging princesses were pissed off when they were thrown back on the street when their sugar daddy got tired of fucking their cavernous vaginas.
Submitted by Astropath (user info) at 2006-12-14 09:37:53 EST (#)
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"I don't wanna go on a rant here, but America's foreign policy makes about as much sense as Beowolf having sex with Robert Fulton at the first Battle of Antietam. I mean when a neo-conservative defenstrates it's like Raskolnikov filibuster deoxymonohydroxinate." --Family Guy
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AHAHAHAHA....word.
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2006-12-14 09:20:29 EST (#)
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Glad I drive a Nissan.... not too big not too small
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-12-14 09:08:36 EST (#)
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Does the inverse rule apply here, too?
And have I mentioned that I drive a Geo Metro?
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-12-14 09:02:27 EST (#)
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I hope not, I drive an opel corsa.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-12-14 08:23:09 EST (#)
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If that's the case, I weep for men who drive SmartCars.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-12-14 08:15:55 EST (#)
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Depends what she can accomodate.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-12-14 08:10:27 EST (#)
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I sure the fuck HOPE so.
Submitted by ooQueso (user info) at 2006-12-14 08:08:05 EST (#)
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Always. Especially the case for Hummers. When women drive them, it means their clit has mutated into what appears to be a little tiny penis, essentially rendering them a small dick man in a Hummer.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2006-12-14 08:03:15 EST (#)
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no
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-12-14 07:38:09 EST (#)
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"I don't wanna go on a rant here, but America's foreign policy makes about as much sense as Beowolf having sex with Robert Fulton at the first Battle of Antietam. I mean when a neo-conservative defenstrates it's like Raskolnikov filibuster deoxymonohydroxinate." --Family Guy
Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2006-12-14 07:27:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't need to worry about that one
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-12-14 07:24:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I tell women to sit on my dick and pedal my balls. You know, in case we need to go anywhere besides the kitchen and bedroom.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-12-14 07:13:20 EST (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-12-14 07:05:28 (#)
Ranking: 2
god I hope it does
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-12-14 07:06:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
My car is shit.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-12-14 07:05:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
god I hope it does