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A true and completely believable story (1088 hits)

Category: Romance

Rating: 1.73 on 49 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Michael Jackson (View user info) at 2006-12-14 07:48:23 EST




she_was_only_using_poor_bart_bart_for_sex.jpg (252 kB)

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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-01-27 09:45:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh God Yes.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-01-27 07:49:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

changed my mind


Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-01-27 06:16:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

heh

Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-18 01:13:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-12-15 09:56:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

phwned

GET IT PHWNED!



Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2006-12-15 09:55:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-12-15 09:41:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You had me at true

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2006-12-14 17:18:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Bill Lumbergh: You can just go ahead and move a little bit to the left. Yeah, that's it. Great.

Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2006-12-14 16:14:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

bahahahahahahahahahahaha

i sold yer phone to da pawn shop sorry man

GO BEARS WOO!!!

Submitted by konohasaiyajin (user info) at 2006-12-14 16:12:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

At first it was funny because it was like that Cartman/MJ sleepover from Southpark. But Russell Crowe made it a million times funnier.

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-12-14 15:57:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

*whatever* Danielle Spencer. And stay away from Ducky. Nobody here even LIKES Americans.

Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2006-12-14 15:37:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-12-14 15:01:59 (#)
Ranking: 2

Michael Jackson? A negroid has his arm around you. a *british* negroid. And bart's 'girlfriend' has your chin. and looks decidely smug - at being kissed by Russell Crowe. And Russell Crowe isn't exactly making a 'wow this is exactly how I thought kissing bart's girlfriend would feel' face. but 'bart's "girl"friend' sure still looks smug at finally being kissed by Russell Crowe. and a grown up. for something completely different.

I'm just sayin'.

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Don't be silly, the correct terminology is "Bart Bart"

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-12-14 15:05:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

oh, and I still think you're Adam.

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-12-14 15:01:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Michael Jackson? A negroid has his arm around you. a *british* negroid. And bart's 'girlfriend' has your chin. and looks decidely smug - at being kissed by Russell Crowe. And Russell Crowe isn't exactly making a 'wow this is exactly how I thought kissing bart's girlfriend would feel' face. but 'bart's "girl"friend' sure still looks smug at finally being kissed by Russell Crowe. and a grown up. for something completely different.

I'm just sayin'.


Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-12-14 14:58:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Will you go to the åland islands with me?

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-12-14 14:25:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2



Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2006-12-14 12:15:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-12-14 12:08:53 (#)
Ranking: 2

CONGRATULATIONS, FAGGOT, YOU WIN BUD DWYERS LUNCH

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I don't want it, sell it to goldenpalace.com and give the money to Madonna, so that she can save more single starving children in Africa and France and spend as much money on them for toys and FUBU clothing, that the child's birth country makes in a decade. <weeps> That woman is a saint :<(

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-12-14 12:08:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

CONGRATULATIONS, FAGGOT, YOU WIN BUD DWYERS LUNCH

Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-12-14 12:00:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2006-12-14 11:54:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

MJ for el presidente!

Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2006-12-14 11:52:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Racist

Submitted by morontian (user info) at 2006-12-14 10:44:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2006-12-14 08:13:07 (#)
Ranking: 1

He got phwned.


Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-12-14 10:27:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

This was beautiful, Michael. Hitting Bart-Bart with a phone, stealing his girl, and pretending to be pals with poor Steve Irwin. Will that rascal Russell Crow stop at nothing?

Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2006-12-14 10:24:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I was amused.

Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2006-12-14 10:18:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2006-12-14 10:04:02 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2006-12-14 09:39:04 (#)
Ranking: 2

This was such a true and completely believable story.

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With emphasis on "believable"
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Of course. I'm not sure it was even necessary for you to make that addition. It's sort of self explanatory. You have mail.

Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-12-14 10:08:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

For the picture of Michael singing alone you'd get a +2.

Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2006-12-14 10:04:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2006-12-14 09:39:04 (#)
Ranking: 2

This was such a true and completely believable story.

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With emphasis on "believable"

Submitted by PokeyMen (user info) at 2006-12-14 09:57:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Shamone!

Submitted by ripple (user info) at 2006-12-14 09:42:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for the zoom-in, but it was downhill from there.

Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2006-12-14 09:39:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

This was such a true and completely believable story.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-12-14 09:23:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I'm not sure what the fuck this was about- it sure wasn't funny - but rumor has it that you have a pussy so here's a +1 for that.

Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-12-14 09:21:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2006-12-14 09:16:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-12-14 09:15:36 (#)
Ranking: 2

Russel Crowe is ignorant.

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So true, shamone!

Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-12-14 09:15:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Russel Crowe is ignorant.

Submitted by Director (user info) at 2006-12-14 09:12:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

"...then I told Martin Short it was my turn on the swing set...."


BWAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAHAHAAAA!!

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-12-14 09:10:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2006-12-14 08:38:26 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-12-14 08:32:42 (#)
Ranking: 2

SHOW US YER TITS

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Gag me with a spoon!
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Hey, no harm, no foul.

But SOMEBODY around here's got to do it eventually.

And you'd better believe it won't be MY tats on the Uber front page.


Oh yeah, I liked this post, too. The phone hitting poor Bart-Bart...laughed out loud!

Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-12-14 09:10:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

God, I miss this place sometimes.

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-12-14 09:00:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

BUTT DINGLES
RUNNING ON BUTT DINGLES
GREEBLINS
GET FUCKED LITTLE CHIMNEY
LITTLE CHIMNEY OF RAGE!
WOOOOOOOO HAAAAAAAAAAAA
YOUR LIFE IS RUINED!

Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2006-12-14 08:38:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-12-14 08:32:42 (#)
Ranking: 2

SHOW US YER TITS

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Gag me with a spoon!

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-12-14 08:32:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

SHOW US YER TITS

Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2006-12-14 08:30:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Such serious tales

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-12-14 08:23:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2006-12-14 08:13:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

He got phwned.

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-12-14 08:12:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

ahahaahahhahhaaaha

Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-12-14 08:10:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

SHAMONE!!!

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-12-14 08:07:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I didn't laugh or smile once. Maybe I'll be the only one that didn't find this funny, but that's just me.

Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2006-12-14 08:05:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Utter crap.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-12-14 08:04:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

heh

Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-12-14 07:50:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

this was the perfect post up until the russell crowe part


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