UberMadness IV - Round Six Analysis (2189 hits)
Category: UberMadness!Rating: 1.18 on 38 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by JMG114 (View user info) at 2006-12-14 09:22:31 EST
The dust has settled. All quiet on the Uber front. The field of many has been reduced to a field of seven (7). But who still stands? Who must still write, like donkey slaves, for your JOY and AMUSEMENT? Read on...
WHO WROTE WHAT? WHO WON?
(winners on TOP)
Jack_McCallum
Pentameter
All For One
Charminglybeef
Stagger_Lee
Paradox
JMG114
Hirilnara
The Hate Game
ParlorTrick
Ghola
Archipelago
stevie_says
JoeyG
Dead Languages
FunnyAsCancer
kaos-king
Roll Call
JMG's BEST OF
JoeyG
Dead Languages, Entry 1
http://www.ubersite.com/m/96511
A girl. A book. And... MURDER! JoeyG spins a macabre tale of psychology and the darkest of dark magic. It's very frightening and well worth a read.
Stagger_Lee
Paradox, Entry 1
http://www.ubersite.com/m/96515
Anyone with an interest in mythology would do well to take a look at Stagger's latest story. While its imagery, settings, and characters seem vaguely familiar, there's a dream-like, altogether disquieting feeling running through the entire piece. It's one of the few entries that I wish was a bit longer, and that's saying something.
SNARK SAYS
This is what Snark says:
"Due to the holidays, round 7 of UM will begin on Tuesday January 2nd. I will post the matchups next week."
End of what Snark says. Rejoice!
Good luck to the remaining competitors! Happy holidays from UberMadness! See you next year!
User Reviews
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-01-22 17:20:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No one seems to be noticing or caring about this but me, but you're only 10 000 hits behind Bart and growing more quickly, so you're approaching first place. I don't mind seeming a bit fellatio 'cause I have good reason. You're my favorite Uber writer and J-Date Misadventure is genuinely one of my favorite pieces of humor writing ever, so I'm proud of you J'!
...uh, I'll get you my Wii FC soon. I promise. "Soon."
Submitted by Homsar (user info) at 2006-12-29 08:52:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You're on ebaumsworld today. sweet.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2006-12-28 14:51:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy Holidays everyone, hope you had as good a time as I did.
Time to get this fucker back on the road.
I'll try and get a post up after work.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-12-28 08:12:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
loved you on break.com
Submitted by Awko (user info) at 2006-12-22 22:22:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-12-22 21:44:28 (#)
Ranking: 0
You're on break.com
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Youtube as well.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGVErE4sTGM
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-12-22 21:44:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You're on break.com
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-12-20 18:43:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
If you have any information on the wherabouts of Ubermadness
please call our missing contests hotline at 1-800-MAD-UBER
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-12-20 18:41:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
The contest that never ends, unless participants die of old age.
Or boredom.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-12-20 18:39:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"Yunno Jimmy, once there was this thing called Ubermad--"
"Oh just shut the fuck up, Grampa."
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-12-20 18:38:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ubermadness IV
Rest in Peace.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-12-16 10:35:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I bet Bart stops in Vegas on a layover, wins forty grand, six whores and a small island nation in the Pacific, and then writes a post about it...
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2006-12-16 08:30:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-12-15 21:45:56 (#)
Ranking: 2
It really looks like people are staring to care less about UberMadness. What's happening to Ubersite? Has it peaked?
You're inching closer and closer to over-taking Bartbart for hits leader.
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No one can compete with a trophy filled with Pepsi. No one.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-12-15 21:45:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It really looks like people are staring to care less about UberMadness. What's happening to Ubersite? Has it peaked?
You're inching closer and closer to over-taking Bartbart for hits leader.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-12-15 02:30:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
YOU CAN'T START THE NEXT ROUND ON THAT DAY!
THAT'S THE STEVE YZERMAN JERSEY RETIREMENT DAY!
I'LL BE IN TEARS ALL THE NIGHT!
CURSE YOU CHRISTMAS!
I LOVE TYPING IN ALL CAPS!
IT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE A MAN!
I HAVE CANDY IN MY PANTS!
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2006-12-14 23:12:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
How am I still in this?
Ah well, I'm up against Stevie or Beef next round, they should set me in my place.
Unless I get the fabled bye...*crosses fingers*
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2006-12-14 22:26:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I always visit uber in between sessions. Woe is me!
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-12-14 20:58:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
And just look how friggin wrong you were.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-12-14 20:47:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i predicted that stagger would win before this even started.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-12-14 20:38:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I thought I lost, but it turns out I rule.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-12-14 12:54:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-12-14 11:07:43 (#)
Ranking: 0
Christ, we'll have a fucking cure for cancer before this monstrosity wraps up.
The Crusades didn't last this fucking long.
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Says the guy who led the Crusades...
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-12-14 12:49:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-12-14 11:07:43 (#)
Ranking: 0
Christ, we'll have a fucking cure for cancer before this monstrosity wraps up.
The Crusades didn't last this fucking long.
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haha
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-12-14 12:43:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-12-14 12:14:21 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-12-14 11:07:43 (#)
Ranking: 0
Christ, we'll have a fucking cure for cancer before this monstrosity wraps up.
The Crusades didn't last this fucking long.
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keep your pants on old man, we got started 6 weeks later than usual this year.
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Stand back, folks, Jonny's on the rag.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-12-14 12:14:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-12-14 11:07:43 (#)
Ranking: 0
Christ, we'll have a fucking cure for cancer before this monstrosity wraps up.
The Crusades didn't last this fucking long.
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keep your pants on old man, we got started 6 weeks later than usual this year.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-12-14 12:11:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Congrats all
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-12-14 11:40:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
About time I got my ass kicked again...
The amount of shit I have going on right now is high-near catastrophic.
Too much other writing to tend to. And these fucking holidays.
DAMN YOU BIRTH OF JESUS!!! **shakes fist**
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-12-14 11:19:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
HAHAHAHAHA!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-12-14 11:07:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Christ, we'll have a fucking cure for cancer before this monstrosity wraps up.
The Crusades didn't last this fucking long.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2006-12-14 10:53:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2006-12-14 10:23:13 (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh wait. She's not out yet, is she... Go everyone!
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I'm still here. The delay rules.
GO UM WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2006-12-14 10:27:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
if this is done again can we PLEASE scrap this format? if you lose, you fucking lose and thats how it should be. i dont care what people think of themselves or the 'good writers' of this site, if you dont bring your game face on the day then you should be kicked out. 2nd place means shit and the more minor placings we have the less 1st place matters.
plus this drags on FOREVER EVERevereverev....
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2006-12-14 10:23:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh wait. She's not out yet, is she... Go everyone!
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2006-12-14 10:22:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Awww... since Pentameter is out, I'd like to say, "Parlor Trick for Uberlady!"
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-12-14 09:45:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You have GOT to be fucking kidding me...this is STILL going on, and extended into the new year, nonetheless?!?
LONGEST. UBERMADNESS. EVAR.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-12-14 09:39:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-12-14 09:23:43 (#)
Ranking: 0
where the fuck is my mention
*******
Who the fuck are you?
Submitted by ripple (user info) at 2006-12-14 09:36:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i think reading the rest of that sentance wouldve been helpful and couldve made me look like less of a dumbass.
ah well. im a dumbass.
Submitted by ripple (user info) at 2006-12-14 09:35:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
cheers.
good thing i got that one *coughs*
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2006-12-14 09:30:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
McCallum did not plagiarize. It is indeed a joke.
Submitted by ripple (user info) at 2006-12-14 09:27:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
mccallum plagiarized? what did i miss?
or was that a joke?
wow i suck.
loves-
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-12-14 09:23:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
where the fuck is my mention