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Category: RomanceRating: -1.71 on 12 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Sexualchocolate (View user info) at 2006-12-15 10:43:52 EST
Before you read this, I'm Dan. After a great 4 year relationship (except for the last year of pure hell) Maxine has now run off with a fat ugly cocksucker who used to be a mate. When I say run off, I'm still banging her, he takes her out and spends a lot of time with her, making out etc but not fucking her, and she's lying to him, and to me.
Max,
Read this...
http://www.keyway.ca/htm2002/samdel.htm
To be fair you don't need to read it now I've written this...
Tells of how Samson (from the Tribe of Dan, I shit you not, fucking Dan) was betrayed by the philistine woman Delilah from Tel Aviv. Tells how she spent ages trying to betray him and wanting to betray him but he wouldn't let her. She tried to betray him buy restraining him and telling him the philistines we're coming (crying wolf, telling him you'll "upgrade" / cheat on him / "do what I want", generally making his life a fucking misery) It says how when she did finally get his strength, when he was "sick to death" of her trying to betray him, she let the philistines gouge out his eyes (conceal from him the truth), and make him perform blind for the temple's amusement (completely embarrass and humiliate him).
So. Delilah. weirdly accurate! no?
This is first time I've felt a connection with any kind of religion / religious text in my life! You've come closer than anyone to driving ME to religion!
The best thing is while he's blind and performing for the temple (At some bloody party where Delilah and the philistines are acting like lovers and kissing and shit right in front of poor old Samson who she obviously has absolutely zero fucking respect for and really doesn't give a flying fuck about) Samson gets his strength back, destroys the whole fucking temple and kills himself, her, and everyone else in it!
So it looks like you'd better bring a fucking hard hat on Saturday you fucking slut.
Fuck You.
Dan
User Reviews
Submitted by DasHeer (user info) at 2007-05-10 11:34:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Meh... if she ran off with a fat ugly fucker i wouldn't be too proud of the pussy that YOU can get your hands on dude
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-12-15 11:46:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Gee whiz, is my jealousy over YOUR sex life THAT obvious???
That's astounding.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-12-15 11:42:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2006-12-15 11:23:39 (#)
Ranking: 0
I only put this up so you Uberlosers could -2 it.
Your just jealous that I got any pussy at all, that is human pussy rather than WoW pussy.
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Yeah, sounds like you're a real stud, Romeo.
Submitted by Crudite (user info) at 2006-12-15 11:26:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Be gone, vile post.
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2006-12-15 11:23:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I only put this up so you Uberlosers could -2 it.
Your just jealous that I got any pussy at all, that is human pussy rather than WoW pussy.
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2006-12-15 11:14:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Needs more rape.
Submitted by GMCrayon (user info) at 2006-12-15 11:06:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
YOU ARE GAY GET THE FUCK OUT!
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-12-15 10:58:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-12-15 10:55:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Take this shit to MySpace.
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2006-12-15 10:53:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Har Har MySpace entry!
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-12-15 10:51:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What the fuck?
Take your fucking bible reference and shove it in your dick hole, retard.
Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2006-12-15 10:46:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Boring.