Happy fucking Christmas to me (1063 hits)
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Submitted by <gamblinqueen.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2006-12-16 11:10:11 EST
Been reading Uber for 2 years now...never posted. Today, I have a fine vent.
Today, my lame ass 24 year old son called to let me know he's out of prison for the 3rd time. He's basically been incarcerated in some form since he was 14. He ruined my life. I literally moved to another state to get away from him. I was tired of the drug dealers, getting robbed, yadda, yadda. His FUCKING parole officer gave him my phone number. I could KICK HIS ASS.
Now, he knows where I live. He terrorizes us. He's violent. He's a heroine addict. I have other children to protect.
I'm numb.
One would think you couldn't feel like this about your own child, but trust me...you can. I want nothing to do with him. He wants stuff. I need clothes. I need money. I need deoderant. If you knew how many times we've tried to help him after being released, you'd understand why I say FUCKING NO. Get a God damn life going, then call me. Don't rob me for drug money, don't hold my neighbor at knife point for drug money...GET A FUCKING LIFE.
Ok...I'm going to drink myself to death at 8 in the morning.
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-02-27 05:30:34 EST (#)
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lol
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-02-27 05:18:10 EST (#)
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Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-12-16 11:45:54 (#)
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<gamblinqueen.at.yahoo.com>
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You seem like a fine example to your son.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-02-27 04:38:20 EST (#)
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Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2007-01-26 16:56:33 EST (#)
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quick resolve: gamble all of your money away
Submitted by ticklish_squirrel (user info) at 2006-12-18 19:19:51 EST (#)
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God, that's awful. I bet you have memories of him being three years old, playing in the back yard as your perfect little boy. Now he's a horrible monster who neglected to grow up. Sorry for the 0, but this doesn't make me happy, but I feel for you!
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2006-12-18 19:18:55 EST (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-12-16 16:49:07 (#)
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PS: YOU'VE HAD SEX WITH AN ANIMAL IN FRONT OF STRANGERS FOR MONEY, HAVEN'T YOU?
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*raises hand*
Fuck You, some people are just born to perform.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-12-18 07:18:35 EST (#)
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Perhaps he'll steal your computer and OD on the money he gets for it. He's dead, you're off ubersite... everybody wins.
Submitted by jfreakman (user info) at 2006-12-18 00:44:25 EST (#)
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and?
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-12-17 20:13:18 EST (#)
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ugh
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-12-17 10:03:39 EST (#)
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Sounds like he's addicted to Wonder Woman...I used to be but thank God , I kicked MY heroine habit.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-12-17 10:02:50 EST (#)
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Your son's a real piece of shit. Nice job raising him.
Let me guess...the trailer is messy, you're out of beer and cigarettes, and you need some cock right this minute.
Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2006-12-16 23:28:36 EST (#)
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"heroine"
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-12-16 16:53:25 EST (#)
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that's too bad really, but the thing is. you can't just say 'if you knew how many times bla bla bla' and expect people to care.
instead of saying that, make us know. write about it.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-12-16 16:49:07 EST (#)
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I'LL KILL HIM FOR YOU FOR $10K
I'D PROBABLY WANT TO KILL YOU TOO...BUT THAT'S JUST THE BLOODLUST TALKING
PS: YOU'VE HAD SEX WITH AN ANIMAL IN FRONT OF STRANGERS FOR MONEY, HAVEN'T YOU?
Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2006-12-16 12:53:39 EST (#)
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good luck with that
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-12-16 12:53:36 EST (#)
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Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-12-16 11:45:54 (#)
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<gamblinqueen.at.yahoo.com>
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You seem like a fine example to your son.
-Dave
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Damn you, Dave.
Beat me to it.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-12-16 12:49:03 EST (#)
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You're a bad mommy. And a shitty alter.
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2006-12-16 12:45:29 EST (#)
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Dear Abbey,
As is evidenced by your son, you are comprised of inferior genetic stock and should never have reproduced in the first place. On behalf of society as a whole, I am requesting that you undergo a 96th trimester abortion. It is further recommended that you abort your other children as well or at least have them sterilized in order to protect future generations.
Many thanks,
The rest of the world
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2006-12-16 12:45:06 EST (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-12-16 11:31:52 (#)
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quit yer bitchin
take control.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2006-12-16 12:38:13 EST (#)
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I have an uncle like that. He's a complete waste of skin and at one point, after letting his hooker and drug addict friends squat at my grandparents house...my 80 year old grandfather was woken up at 5 in the morning with a gun pointed at his face. The swat team marched him, along with my uncle and all of his *friends* up the street (my grandfather is a retired doctor...living in a respectable neighborhood) and then down to the station. Sometimes you have to know when enough is enough. He is a coddled heroin addict. I mean, in one of his paranoid coke benders, he actually accused my then 8 year old cousin of stealing his heroin and hiding it on the roof of the house. Know what my grandfather did? He just let it go. Walking into the bathroom at a big Thanksgiving family dinner and seeing him passed out and drooling on the toilet with a syringe hanging out of his arm. He just let it go. If your son doesn't want to change, he's not going to- EVER. You can't help him if he doesn't want to be helped. Obviously you've gotten over the Florence Nightengale syndrome, and now...
...fuck it. Just listen to GodChicken...
...and Dave is right...the email address doesn't help your case.
Submitted by GaidinCanuck (user info) at 2006-12-16 12:37:17 EST (#)
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Hmmm... Have you thought about killing him?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-12-16 12:29:15 EST (#)
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ps- good parenting. when my brother got in trouble with drugs, my parents beat his ass. when i was fucking up and being irresponsible, they cut me off until i learned to get my life in order and start being responsible.
you're partly to blame for this. stop acting like the victim.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-12-16 12:21:51 EST (#)
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walk out of your trailer, hop in your '85 Cutlass, and go down to the police station and file for a restraining order like GodChicken said. also take his advice about not drinking.
ah, nevermind. you're not responsible enough to take control of this situation judging by what you've already told us. you better start drinking now.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-12-16 11:45:54 EST (#)
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<gamblinqueen.at.yahoo.com>
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You seem like a fine example to your son.
-Dave
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-12-16 11:37:24 EST (#)
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I wish I cared.
No I don't.
How about I say 'sorry' and not mean it?
Sorry.
Submitted by STIXS (user info) at 2006-12-16 11:32:09 EST (#)
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What GodChicken said
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-12-16 11:31:52 EST (#)
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quit yer bitchin
take control.
Submitted by morontian (user info) at 2006-12-16 11:16:33 EST (#)
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CONDOMS. They were around back then, no?
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-12-16 11:14:29 EST (#)
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file for a restraining order. no drinking today, get your ass in gear and defend yourself.