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Click Here If You Masturbated Today (2055 hits)

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Rating: 1.59 on 45 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by ih8u2man (View user info) at 2006-12-16 20:48:23 EST




orly.jpg (40 kB)

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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-06-28 00:51:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

um...

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-01-12 14:43:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

1717 hits


sinners..

Submitted by Director (user info) at 2006-12-25 17:34:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Yougotthatright (user info) at 2006-12-18 18:08:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

if by "masturbate" you mean going to the butcher shop and getting a fresh beef tongue, then taking it home, warming it up a bit and tossing my OWN salad with it...reverse-rodeo style...


sure.

Submitted by ELG (user info) at 2006-12-18 14:08:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-12-18 11:15:57 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by U927 (user info) at 2006-12-18 11:08:14 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-12-16 21:39:05 (#)
Ranking: 2

YA RLY

Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2006-12-18 14:03:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I did not masturbate but I was masturbated.



Does that count?

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-12-18 13:56:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Click Here If You Masturbated Today (1012 hits)

ahaha

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-12-18 13:46:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I didn't really masturbate today....not enough time.

Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-12-18 13:23:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Oh shit. This made heat?

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-12-18 12:43:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-12-18 11:47:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/96900

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-12-18 11:15:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by U927 (user info) at 2006-12-18 11:08:14 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-12-16 21:39:05 (#)
Ranking: 2

YA RLY


Submitted by U927 (user info) at 2006-12-18 11:10:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Additionaly, http://relay.ytmnd.com/

Submitted by U927 (user info) at 2006-12-18 11:08:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-12-16 21:39:05 (#)
Ranking: 2

YA RLY

Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-12-18 02:01:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2006-12-18 01:38:55 (#)
Ranking: -2

2002 called, they want their shtick back


________________________________________

Cool thanks! Why don't you stick that hook hand of yours in your ass and fish around for a snack you degenerate fuck. Here's a better idea, post something worth reading yourself, I checked no one has given two shits about your sorry ass for over 100 days. But hey, thanks for the review I look forward to more of your wisdom and insight.

Oh and you still clicked you masturbater you.


Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2006-12-18 01:38:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

2002 called, they want their shtick back

Submitted by jfreakman (user info) at 2006-12-18 01:03:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-12-17 12:40:29 (#)
Ranking: 2

I have clicked this post three times.

Can you tell what that means?

-Dave

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

That there is nothing better on here today?

Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-12-17 12:40:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I have clicked this post three times.

Can you tell what that means?

-Dave

Submitted by Mike-Mc (user info) at 2006-12-17 11:26:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-12-17 10:52:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

L OH L U PUT A TECKS ONA IMAEG

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-12-17 10:01:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Today, and pretty much every other day, too. I'm an Orgasm Addict.

Submitted by WatchMyStep (user info) at 2006-12-17 02:11:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by Director (user info) at 2006-12-17 01:32:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Funniest thing I've seen all week.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-12-17 01:26:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-12-16 22:13:55 (#)
Ranking: 2

pfffft...

of course I did, it is one of the days.
===

YA I NOE.

(YA me too, Coley.)

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2006-12-17 01:19:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2006-12-17 01:11:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm sorry. I'm fuckin' sorry, I just can't.

Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2006-12-17 01:09:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2006-12-16 22:48:24 (#)
Ranking: 2

Is it just me or does the inside of the owl's mouth look like goatse's ass?


Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2006-12-17 00:23:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I love this owl!

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-12-16 23:57:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Hahahahha

Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-12-16 23:51:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I clicked. You got me.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-12-16 23:40:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

NO WAI!


(I love that fucking owl)

Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2006-12-16 22:48:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Is it just me or does the inside of the owl's mouth look like goatse's ass?

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-12-16 22:44:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I just got back from a 12-hour shift at work.

Not yet, not yet...

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-12-16 22:19:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

http://moid.org/ed/orly-yarly.jpg NSFW

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-12-16 22:13:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

pfffft...

of course I did, it is one of the days.

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-12-16 22:02:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Always

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-12-16 21:40:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

OMG U 2 LISHY?

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-12-16 21:39:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

YA RLY

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-12-16 21:36:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I <3 the O RLY owl. And masturbation.

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-12-16 21:24:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

not guilty yet but my boner's in the mail, that's for sure.


Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2006-12-16 21:07:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Yay! I didn't really though. I mean I'm at WORK! That would be wrong...

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-12-16 20:57:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Grammatical correctitude and meticulous spelling always result in higher ratings.


Doodles. bite my ass.


Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-12-16 20:56:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

JOIN GABBLY NOW, I'M BORED AND CONTEMPLATING COMMITING EMO-CIDE

LIKE SUICIDE BUT MORE EMO.


Submitted by sizzlemctwizzle (user info) at 2006-12-16 20:55:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

yes. I did.

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-12-16 20:53:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Better.

It looks like a giant sperm.


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