Steak's interview with habeeb. (545 hits)
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Submitted by ilikesteak (View user info) at 2006-12-18 06:38:02 EST
I have decided to interview the mighty habeeb, but since certain people woulf not fuck off and let me finish my interview it got a little fucked up, so how it actually went will be ecnlosed in a doccument. If you can't open it, get a better computer.
ilikesteak: Why the name habeeb?
habeeb: CUZ I DISCOVERED UBER WHEN I WAS IN DA COMPUTER LAB AT MA SKOO . I WAS SITTIN NEXT TO AN ARAB BIIAATCH WHO HAD HAIRY ARMS AND TOOK DA ONLY PUTER DAT HAD MSN CHAT ACSESS. ALSO I WAS REEDIN A DYLAN THOMAS BOOK FO CLASS
ilikesteak: Ok
jailbait: but your actual name is christpuncher
habeeb: NOO NOO DATS MA AHHH IDONT KNOW WHY UBER GIVES U TWO NAMES
BLAME BART BART
Ok beeb
Why MsPaint instead of photoshop?
habeeb: CUZ I DONT OWN PHOTOSHOP
IM NOT FANCY
ilikesteak: Do you often break into fits of violent rage for no reason?
On the internet or in person
habeeb: SOMETIMES ON DA NET
habeeb: AND SOMETIMES FOR REAL
habeeb: SPECIALLY IFN DA BEARSLOSE
RAA
ilikesteak: Ok
ikesteak: Why the bears
habeeb: CUZ I LOVE DEM AND I LEEVE IN CHICAGO AND THEY HAVE HISTORY AND ARE TUFF
habeeb: WHAT UDDER NFL TEEM HAS DERE OWN SNL SKIT
HUUHH
DAAA BEEAARSSS
habeeb: NOT TO MENTION A ROCKIN MUSIC VIDEO
ilikesteak: Have you ever been tempted to throw a baby out a window
ilikesteak: or a moving vehicle
habeeb: YES
habeeb: BABIES ARE KINDA FOOTBALL SHAPED
ALSO DEY CAN BE ANNOYIN AND SMELLY
PLUS THEY REALLY ARE KINDA A RENEWABLE RESOURCE
habeeb: I MEAN DA EARF AINT GONNA RUN OOTTA SPERMS AND EGGS ANY TIME SOON
ilikesteak: Now, what are your feeling on rape
especially the rape of children
habeeb: ITS BAD AND COWARDLY
FOR SHAME
LEAVE DA CHITLENS TIPEN
RIPEN
THEY ARE DA FUTURE OF DA EARF
ilikesteak: But you just said seconds ago that they are renewable and that you often have thoughts of throwing them from windows.
Can you explain that?
habeeb: YES WHEN DERE ASSHOLE BABIES
ilikesteak: aren't all babies assholes?
habeeb: DEY CHANGE INTO CHITLENS, AND CHITLENS HAVE FEELINGS AND THOUGHTS AND ARE SMALL PEEPS
PRETTY MUCH
ATTENTION WHORES
ilikesteak: Ok
Which is better
emu or ha ha rabbit
habeeb: EMU CUZ IT IS A RARER ANIMALAND WHY IS DAT RABBIT LAFFIN
FUCK DA RABBIT DA EMU HAS CLASS
habeeb: PLUS I HELPED SPREAD DAT MOVEMENT ON UBER
WINK WINK
Have you ever seen any of the monty python series or movies?
habeeb: YES I OWN DEM ALL
habeeb: LIFE OF BRIAN IS MA FOAVORITE
Ilikesteak: Beeb, what are your positions on politics?
habeeb: DONT GIVE 2 SHITS ABOUT THE WHOLE KIT N KABOODLE. MA FAVORITE POLITICAL MOMENTWAS WHEN DAT ONE GUY WENT YEEAAARRGGHH
ilikesteak: Have you ever had a heart attack or stroke?
habeeb: GOOD LORD NO IM ONLY 24
WHAT THE HELL KINDA QUESTION IS THAT
RAAAAA
ilikesteak: Beeb, have you ever caused mass panic or rioting?
habeeb: GOOD LORD NO
I AM A PEACEFUL MONK
habeeb: I KEEPTO MASELF AND NOTICE EVERYTHING LIKE A LEMUR
A CHANPION LEMUR
U DIG
ilikesteak: I dig
habeeb: WOO
ilikesteak: what is your positions on gays and gay marriage?
habeeb: LETTEM DO WHAT DEY MUST AND LONG AS DEY DONT GET ALL BITCHY WHEN WE LAFF AT DEM
ilikesteak: How do you feel about religion?
habeeb: EHH IT MAYBE EXISTS. I DONT REALLY NO OR CARE TOO MUCH. GUESS I'LL FIND OUT WHEN I CROAK
ilikesteak: Should we really save the whales?
habeeb: YES
habeeb: THEY ARE MAJESTIC
habeeb: AND THEY HAVE USEFUL SHIT IN DEM
ilikesteak: useful shit that we can kill them and use
habeeb: YEAH
SO IF WE KILL DEM ALL WE WILL HAVE TO WASTE MONEY TO CLONE DEM
SO WE CAN KEELDEM AND USE DERE SHIT
habeeb: PLUS DERE MAJESTIC
ilikesteak: can punk music be considered pop music?
habeeb: UM
WELL
SURE WHY NOT
habeeb: JERKS LIKE ALOTTA STUFF
MORE POWER TO THEM I SAY
ilikesteak: Could you survive in the wilderness with only a hand axe and a puppy?
gabber414: What kind of puppy?
habeeb: SHUT UP
DIS IS NOT RANDOM ASSHOLE MAGEE INTERVIEW
ilikesteak: Lets say golden retriever or black lab
habeeb: THISN IS MA INTERVIEW
AW
YES
habeeb: DA LIL PUPPY WILL PROPEL U AND GIVE U ENERGY AND DA AXE WILL LET U DO DA BASICS
habeeb: AND WHAT I MEEN BY ENERGY IS MENTAL ENERGY
habeeb: THIS INTERVIEW IS OVA
ilikesteak: Ok
habeeb: STORMS OOT
habeeb has left.
unabridged interview with habeeb.wps (36 kB) [application/octet-stream]
User Reviews
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2006-12-21 21:29:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I just found this by searching Uber for jailbait. This was funny even the second time.
Oh, and
Submitted by ripple (user info) at 2006-12-18 09:43:18 (#)
Ranking: 2
niice interview. beeb really screams a lot via internet.
more information garnered from this post:
theres another jailbait??
who is she??
---------------
HE is, erm, me.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-12-19 03:04:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
fanfuckingtacular.
God Dammit Beeb. You are outstanding.
genius.
Both o' yoos.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2006-12-18 23:14:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
babies are a renewable resource......
fucking gold.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-12-18 20:10:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2006-12-18 10:05:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you should do more of these steak. they're like tiger's TMI, but via chat you dont have time to ponder and make everything you say perfect.
Submitted by ripple (user info) at 2006-12-18 09:43:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
niice interview. beeb really screams a lot via internet.
more information garnered from this post:
theres another jailbait??
who is she??
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-12-18 08:50:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by GMCrayon (user info) at 2006-12-18 08:08:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Let Habeeb run Uber NOW!!!
Submitted by GMCrayon (user info) at 2006-12-18 08:07:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-12-18 07:49:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You still rummy in the corn hole.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-12-18 07:49:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry dood.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-12-18 07:49:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fucking god damn scroll button.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-12-18 07:47:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I can dig it.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-12-18 07:32:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+1
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-12-18 07:27:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2006-12-18 06:45:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hell yes
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2006-12-18 06:44:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you guys rule
'nuff said