This whole Miss USA thing is stupid (734 hits)
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Submitted by BadASCII (View user info) at 2006-12-19 11:47:16 EST
What a waste of "news"... But still.... Yowsah....
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Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2006-12-22 20:04:58 EST (#)
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Jesus, was that shot with her hanging upside down? That's just not natural...
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-12-22 19:46:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
me gusta
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-12-20 00:40:30 EST (#)
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I've had better.
Submitted by BadASCII (user info) at 2006-12-19 15:29:46 EST (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-12-19 15:09:21 (#)
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without makeup and fake tits, she's just like the next girl. i can't believe this is the image of a beautiful American woman that we want to project with that trailer park swimsuit of hers. i'm moving.
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She is from Kentucky, so cut her some slack. That stuff is just in everyone down there. Something about years of smoking, hunting road signs, and general rednecking it up... just does it to those people.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-12-19 15:29:45 EST (#)
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http://www.nationalledger.com/artman/publish/article_272610490.shtml
i told you she was white trash.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-12-19 15:09:21 EST (#)
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without makeup and fake tits, she's just like the next girl. i can't believe this is the image of a beautiful American woman that we want to project with that trailer park swimsuit of hers. i'm moving.
Submitted by Tormencha (user info) at 2006-12-19 15:04:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I give +1 for Donald...I know that old bastard is hitting this!
Donald "The Hump" Trump
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2006-12-19 14:15:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
her tits go upwards. Yay tits!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-12-19 14:12:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
always make sure your fake boobs line up before letting yourself get photographed in something mostly made of sparkles and twine.
i don't like her face either.
-2 cuz this post sucked.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-12-19 14:09:21 EST (#)
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hooray for implants
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-12-19 13:52:24 EST (#)
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One tit's higher than the other. Nice attempt at a porn smile. Not.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-12-19 13:44:50 EST (#)
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Her expression is all wrong.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-12-19 13:20:31 EST (#)
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I have no idea what you're babbling about but +1 for tits.
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-12-19 13:18:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
She couldn't help it, really.
She got all caught up in
the "whirlwind of New York".
translated as:
I sucked Donald Trump's cock and
now he's going to let me continue my reign.
Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2006-12-19 13:09:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
It just looks wrong. How old is she? And how old was she when she started having plastic surgery?
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-12-19 13:02:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
fake breasts, fake hair, probably fake lips...
meh
doesn't get my loins going...
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-12-19 12:43:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Tell me again who cares?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-12-19 12:42:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Shlongy already ate this chick out.
It was a warm, summer day...she, a pageant debutante staggering around the Atlantic City Boardwalk with a great Captain Morgan's buzz...me, a degenerate card player with a pocket full of $1000 chips and a fake British accent.
It didn't take much before she was swallowing little Shlongy in the shadows of The Tropicana while the waves crashed in around us...
Call me if you want the rest of the details.
Submitted by fabufred (user info) at 2006-12-19 12:09:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
so what if she kissed another girl? is that against the rules or something?
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2006-12-19 12:00:24 EST (#)
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She was accused of making out with Miss Teen USA.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-12-19 11:57:42 EST (#)
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I'd let her sniff all the coke of my cock she could handle.
Submitted by sergestorms (user info) at 2006-12-19 11:52:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for the poon
is there a significant difference between Miss USA and Miss America?


