Can someone suggest a nice shampoo to use? NSFW (2542 hits)
Category: Quotes & Stories -> PoetryRating: -0.11 on 64 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by This ain't Shlongy (View user info) at 2006-12-19 19:30:11 EST
I was considering one of those pH balanced ones...what's your thoughts on that, Phil?
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-02-06 17:32:52 EST (#)
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Earth_Collapse is PISSED because I used that picture of him in this post.
Sorry...you shouldn't have emailed it to me, sweetie.
Submitted by earth_collapse (user info) at 2007-02-06 15:47:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by earth_collapse (user info) at 2007-02-06 15:42:42 (#)
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Don't even fuck with me Shithead. I will -2 every single post of yours in a moment's notice. I don't care if I get banned...
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2007-01-28 04:52:36 EST (#)
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Shlongy knows his hockey goons, +2
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2007-01-16 22:37:20 EST (#)
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Needs WAY MORE jizz.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-10 08:13:41 EST (#)
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Gracias.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-01-10 05:17:17 EST (#)
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You were right. The Big Ten fucking stinks.
Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2007-01-07 16:21:29 EST (#)
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cant fight the american football sleep pill, cannnt fight it , noooooooooooooooo
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-07 16:08:41 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-01-02 05:52:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-01-02 05:51:42 (#)
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You fucking doofus, I never said the SEC wasn't the best conference from top to bottom. I was arguing that the Big Ten is better at the top, and that the SEC is WAY OVERRATED. The way you dorks talk about the SEC makes it seem like the SEC needs play for the NFL championship.
Penn State wasn't supposed to have a chance against Tennesse, but PSU held them to 10 points, while Tony Hunt ran for 157. How do you explain that? UW and Arkansas was close, but Arkansas is probably the second best team in the SEC versus the third best in the Big Ten, and UW still won. Florida blows.
The Big Ten will go 3-0 against the SEC this bowl season. The SEC will beat the ACC and HOUSTON, BARELY. That's not all that impressive.
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2006-12-31 13:37:09 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-12-31 12:09:38 EST (#)
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Fuckin' Gaylic took this off the perfect even "0" it so richly deserved.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-12-31 12:02:08 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2006-12-31 11:50:49 EST (#)
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Revenge -2!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-12-29 18:50:12 EST (#)
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perfect 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-12-29 10:47:13 EST (#)
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A perfect "0" calls for a +2.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-12-28 19:12:38 EST (#)
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mama is that you?
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-12-28 17:57:37 EST (#)
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ah did I mess up your perfect 0
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-12-28 17:57:20 EST (#)
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didn't read it
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-12-22 03:48:04 EST (#)
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This would normally be a +2, but I hate breaking up perfect nothings.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-12-21 12:41:23 EST (#)
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Is it me, or does the chick modeling the shampoo look like inion de tuna or whatever the hell her name is?
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2006-12-20 23:03:19 EST (#)
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JonnyX was killed yesterday when his hard drive exploded and he was buried underneath seven tons of untreated waste material he was planning to post next year.
In lieu of flowers, please donate here: http://216.220.97.17/
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-12-20 20:02:27 EST (#)
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Hmmmmm...I guess for Doodles, I'd just have to say, "Hey man- when you graduate from high school - or IF you graduate- , I'll buy you a drink or 6 for having "good taste in posts".
That should be in about 6 more years. He'll be like , 23.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-12-20 19:55:02 EST (#)
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at least you knew it was a bandwagon when you did it.
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2006-12-20 19:54:31 EST (#)
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Interesting - and the guy below, Doodles (a complete moron) who gave you 16 +2's along with inexplicable comments, any words of wisdom for him?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-12-20 19:25:39 EST (#)
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I truly understand the -2, Cyrus, if that's your real name.
However, i DO NOT understand your stupid fucking comment.
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2006-12-20 19:18:17 EST (#)
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On the chance that it is.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-12-20 18:42:31 EST (#)
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bandwagons absolutely KILL your average hits per posts.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-12-20 16:02:13 EST (#)
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Petroleum Jelly.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-12-20 13:47:49 EST (#)
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spoogefest
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-12-20 10:09:44 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/39616 Vintage nitty
Submitted by beauxjizzle (user info) at 2006-12-20 09:50:35 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-12-20 09:05:24 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-12-20 07:48:23 (#)
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Last time I EVER join a bandwagon, you fuckers.
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YAYYYYYYYYYY
:D
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-12-20 08:12:25 EST (#)
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This sucked as much as the first one.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-12-20 07:48:23 EST (#)
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Last time I EVER join a bandwagon, you fuckers.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-12-20 02:43:23 EST (#)
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It's more like conditioner than shampoo.
Submitted by GMCrayon (user info) at 2006-12-20 02:17:39 EST (#)
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I -2ed Shlongy
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-12-19 23:02:53 EST (#)
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Poetry, eh?
Everyone wants to be like O.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-12-19 22:53:27 EST (#)
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lol!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-12-19 21:44:57 EST (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-12-19 20:02:03 (#)
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fINE DON'T CAMP WITH ME!
I'M LEAVING
<takes ball and goes home>
*********
There are letters on Doodles ball. They read "BANNED."
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-12-19 21:18:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry fuckface, but I don't have any peni stored on my hard drive to keep you happy.
Then again, even if I did, lord knows you already have the same pictures - you probably use them for wallpaper.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-12-19 20:45:25 EST (#)
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another quality Jeff Laben post
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-12-19 20:15:57 EST (#)
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talk to tub girl
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-12-19 20:02:03 EST (#)
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fINE DON'T CAMP WITH ME!
I'M LEAVING
<takes ball and goes home>
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-12-19 20:01:06 EST (#)
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best post evar!!!1!ONE
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-12-19 19:59:53 EST (#)
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I LIKE CHOKOMUT ICE CREAMS
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-12-19 19:58:45 EST (#)
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SHOW US YER TITS
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-12-19 19:58:20 EST (#)
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Hah 'poetry'
poetic justice
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-12-19 19:57:27 EST (#)
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Sombody camp with me damn it.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-12-19 19:57:08 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/86742
linkwhoring is good.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-12-19 19:56:18 EST (#)
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OMG NSFW N00B -2DIE
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-12-19 19:55:58 EST (#)
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<insert witty remark here>
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-12-19 19:55:40 EST (#)
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Fuck the morons.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-12-19 19:55:19 EST (#)
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If I get this on most heated could I have $10?
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-12-19 19:54:50 EST (#)
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+2filename
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-12-19 19:54:37 EST (#)
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I'd hit it.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-12-19 19:54:25 EST (#)
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Bukkake is fun.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-12-19 19:54:04 EST (#)
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Auto Shlongy +2 AND camping
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-12-19 19:53:19 EST (#)
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i think shlongy is broken again
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-12-19 19:51:53 EST (#)
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I'm not very good at "bandwagons".
Or, at Uber.
Thankfully, I don't give a shit.
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2006-12-19 19:50:39 EST (#)
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Har Har poetry
This chick is cute
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2006-12-19 19:34:37 EST (#)
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+1 because of the irony of moneyshot not liking this post.
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-12-19 19:31:59 EST (#)
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Keep adding to the shit pile.....
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-12-19 19:31:07 EST (#)
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+2KAKKE CUMMIN RIGHT UP.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-12-19 19:30:35 EST (#)
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Her hair looks OK...I wonder what she's using?