26913 Deletion Request for 96970 (861 hits)
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Submitted by realpolitik (View user info) at 2006-12-19 20:27:45 EST
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User Reviews
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-03-26 23:36:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
AND THIS....
http://img77.imageshack.us/img77/9710/hpim21523up.jpg
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-03-26 23:34:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Look what comes up when you cut and paste the above post into Google images...
http://docs.voxeo.com/images/tutorials/urukai.jpg
+2 For the picture for my next post realpolitik!
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2006-12-21 09:30:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
genius !
Submitted by Snare (user info) at 2006-12-20 22:53:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-12-20 10:33:10 (#)
Ranking: 2
My hands are dry and the only lotion I have at my desk is the peach nectar spray stuff from Bath and Body Works. I don't know where it came from, but now my hands smell like peach. It's actually a fairly powerful smell but at least my hands aren't dry anymore.
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I'm felling a little gassy from lunch. I lean over to fart. It's actually a fairly powerful smell but at least my arse isn't gassy anymore.
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2006-12-20 14:34:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-12-19 20:21:16 (#)
Ranking: 2
Pretty good for a first post, and because it was good I'll give you some advice.
If you want to get rid of your first post that you fucked up on all you have to do is click RSS at the bottom of your "My Uber" page, copy paste the text into a submit box, delete the post you want, title the post your user id number deetion request for the posts id number and submit it. Bart will see it delete that post and the delete request post.
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Man, don't listen to Doodles, he's wrong. This didn't work because Doodles screwed up the title. You have to title it "History Change for User #28370" or whatever your user ID is. There's no such thing as a "Deletion Request", hence the change showing up on the front page.
Better luck next time.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-12-20 13:51:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Are people STILL falling for this?! Pure brilliance!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-12-20 13:10:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
aaaaaaaaaahahahahaha
ahaah
we got another one jonny!
nice one doodles.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-12-20 12:52:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by charminglybeef (user info) at 2006-12-19 23:30:33 (#)
Ranking: 2
...I welcome you with open arms. Covered in thorns and feces.
Kisses.
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Ahahaha!
Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2006-12-20 10:46:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.real.politik.justgotowned.com/
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-12-20 10:33:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My hands are dry and the only lotion I have at my desk is the peach nectar spray stuff from Bath and Body Works. I don't know where it came from, but now my hands smell like peach. It's actually a fairly powerful smell but at least my hands aren't dry anymore.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2006-12-20 01:27:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Predictable ending, but well thought out.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-12-20 00:14:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahahahahaahaaaahahaha
Submitted by PhillipTheGreat (user info) at 2006-12-19 23:31:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HOLY HUGE BLOCK OF TEXT!
NO WAY AM I GONNA READ ALLL OF THAT!!!
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT BUTTER!!!
Mmmm... lactaid.
Submitted by charminglybeef (user info) at 2006-12-19 23:30:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You poor, poor soul.
Do you know what you've stumbled upon here? This is the swamp, my friend.
I've been here a little while. Long enough to know that the mud's too deep for me to get out.
But you -- you're fresh. You're only in up to your ankles. You could get up and walk away right now. Might lose a shoe in the process, but at least your dick won't be shriveled and useless by way of its constant immersion in human waste.
Don't get me wrong though -- there are organisms that can thrive here. I dunno, you might be one of them. Parasites mostly. Feeding off the decay of others. Some of the real specialized ones live off of the decay of themselves.
Seems to me though, you got some evolving to do -- and quick.
I'd get on developing some thick skin and losing that sweet innocent look in your eye.
And trust? You'd be better off trying to stick your dick in a grizzly bear than trusting the parasites in this place.
I won't comment on your writing, because it's self-conscious and stilted and needs further editing and focus. And I don't know a damn thing about anything. But I think there's potential here.
The story had a solid idea.
I'd encourage you to keep at it, and don't get discouraged.
If you're looking to get hits and reads and reviews and your ego all busted up, I welcome you with open arms. Covered in thorns and feces.
Kisses.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-12-19 23:18:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
B@W!
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-12-19 23:15:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ahhaahhaa
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-12-19 22:22:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Apparently you didn't read Bart's messages. He isn't going to delete what you've done, unless he feels like it.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-12-19 21:07:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
All you really did with this was knock your properly paragraphed post off of the front page.
DON'T listen to Doodles. Ever.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-12-19 21:01:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-12-19 20:35:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Good job, bart will see this and delete your post.
SOme useres might laugh at you for having to use this feature on your first post but just remind them everyone has used it before.
Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-12-19 20:34:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ah yes...