I Spoke To You About... (405 hits)
Category: Quotes & Stories -> PoetryRating: -0.71 on 17 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by frankthebear (View user info) at 2006-12-20 00:29:17 EST
I spoke to you about
Superheros, sneaking in the night,
I spoke to you about
Pirate ships, and burglars having fights.
I spoke to you about
Silly things, non-tense and the like,
I spoke to you about
Geeky things, D&D, and spite.
I spoke to you about
My toys, my swords, myself,
I spoke to you about
My penis, my car, my health.
I spoke to you about
My lazy nights at work,
I spoke to you about
Video games and girls.
I spoke to you about
Bar jokes and burping games,
I spoke to you about
Sicosemen, how he's lame.
I spoke to you about
My camwhore, nice and big,
I spoke to you about
Halloween, and the Rocky Horror flick.
I spoke to you about
Superfriends, save'n the day,
I spoke to you about
10,000 hits, and more are on the way.
I spoke to you about,
Queen, Transformers, beer,
I spoke to you about
My brother, for whom I feared.
I spoke to you about
Tits, and Ultimate Fights,
I spoke to you about
Disney, and his fear of heights.
I spoke to you about
Lost potential mutant folk,
I spoke to you about
Christmas shopping with Steve-o.
And now at last
I've tried my hand
At poetry like this,
And I have to say
After all this shit,
Poetry's the pits!
User Reviews
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2006-12-20 23:00:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
JonnyX was killed yesterday when his hard drive exploded and he was buried underneath seven tons of untreated waste material he was planning to post next year.
In lieu of flowers, please donate here: http://216.220.97.17/
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2006-12-20 22:56:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
method: stop sending me that stupid link
sico: you just suck
every one else: go to hell
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-12-20 10:55:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0405422/
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-12-20 10:33:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-12-20 09:27:14 (#)
Ranking: -2
GIVE IT UP YOU PATHETIC LITTLE VIRGIN NO ONE LIKES YOU
SOOPERAUTISTS!!! WEEEEEEEEEE!
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JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJA, I had to laugh like a Mexican for that one.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-12-20 09:27:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
GIVE IT UP YOU PATHETIC LITTLE VIRGIN NO ONE LIKES YOU
SOOPERAUTISTS!!! WEEEEEEEEEE!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-12-20 08:05:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You fucking stink.
Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2006-12-20 07:37:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
meh
Submitted by LovelyLady (user info) at 2006-12-20 07:08:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
timing and you are off
Submitted by exposed (user info) at 2006-12-20 07:07:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you are a tool bag
Submitted by fclo002 (user info) at 2006-12-20 07:07:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Knock it the fuck off.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-12-20 07:07:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Must you mention me in every post, you fucking retard? I know you want to be associated with "popular guy" or "cool guy" but fucktard, you never will. Get a fucking life and get over me, shit dick.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-12-20 06:07:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
wtf? I'm not reading all of that.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-12-20 05:40:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2006-12-20 04:36:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
sorry shiny, but until you prove me wrong with photographic evidence that you are not thorpe, I will not be convinced
Submitted by shinebox (user info) at 2006-12-20 04:31:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
FRANKY!!!!!!!!!!!!
i swear to you im fucking serious, I AINT THORPE!
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Submitted by jfreakman (user info) at 2006-12-20 00:47:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Not the shittiest poetry I've ever read...
But Bubba's review was great.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-12-20 00:43:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Heh. I don't believe Orgasmatron is shaking in his boots...