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I Found The Secret To Eternal Youth: SECRET REVEALED (532 hits)

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Submitted by Rumpleforeskin (View user info) at 2006-12-20 07:48:47 EST

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Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2006-12-20 22:56:47 EST (#)
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JonnyX was killed yesterday when his hard drive exploded and he was buried underneath seven tons of untreated waste material he was planning to post next year.

In lieu of flowers, please donate here: http://216.220.97.17/

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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2006-12-20 21:21:11 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2006-12-20 12:10:04 (#)
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)Y|ÙpørÄy¡Í8)å¥ey:Ç öƒxŽÙÌôƒŸ[áoÛJ,Š^t^gj˜ýX"á&#65533;MûÙL¤*ƒ½îâݶETØd¿añënõeò;eܘZ

That's the part where it really hit home for me

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+2 for this comment

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-12-20 21:13:17 EST (#)
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Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2006-12-20 19:16:58 (#)
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Look Bart's rating today! Most Bart reviews I've seen in one day in ages - wonder what it means...






it means you're a fag

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Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2006-12-20 21:00:04 EST (#)
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+1 for user name

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Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2006-12-20 19:16:58 EST (#)
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Look Bart's rating today! Most Bart reviews I've seen in one day in ages - wonder what it means...

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Submitted by bart (user info) at 2006-12-20 14:54:21 EST (#)
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No Comment

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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2006-12-20 13:35:02 EST (#)
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Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2006-12-20 12:32:02 EST (#)
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No Comment

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Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-12-20 12:14:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 1



it did make me smile...

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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-12-20 12:12:30 EST (#)
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Is this a pdf?

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Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2006-12-20 12:10:04 EST (#)
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)Y|ÙpørÄy¡Í8)å¥ey:Ç öƒxŽÙÌôƒŸ[áoÛJ,Š^t^gj˜ýX"á&#65533;MûÙL¤*ƒ½îâݶETØd¿añënõeò;eܘZ

That's the part where it really hit home for me.

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Submitted by v8lover (user info) at 2006-12-20 11:07:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I guess so.

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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-12-20 08:49:45 EST (#)
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Your dad caught you attempting autofellatio on your 18th birthday, didn't he?

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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-12-20 08:04:21 EST (#)
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Oops.

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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-12-20 08:04:04 EST (#)
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Of course shlongy is pissed, he was really looking forward to you telling him something, isn't that right Robert Redford?

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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-12-20 07:54:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

You have a typo in there.

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Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-12-20 07:50:32 EST (#)
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*to

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Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-12-20 07:49:58 EST (#)
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That is quite clearly the secret a bigger scrotum

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Submitted by earth_collapse (user info) at 2006-12-20 07:49:07 EST (#)
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Yeah, you did.

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