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Voicewhore of Pursuit by Orgasmatron (452 hits)

Category: None
Labels: Voicewhore

Rating: 0.81 on 21 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Beano (View user info) at 2006-12-20 09:29:01 EST


I'm ill and sound funny.

But at least I'm off work now till the new year! Go me. Well....except for I get bored........



http://www.ubersite.com/m/95765


Come out to midnight thin with starlight strewn,
With silent stone below -
To run with me beneath the winter moon
Before the distant calling of the lark,
Before the sun awakens let us go
Barefoot bounding, naked in the dark:
Come, run with me beneath the winter moon.

That I may decide,
That I may race the wind and best a bride,
That I may chase footprints deep and white
Across these sleeping fields, empty traces
Each possessing countless lives and places --
And I need your love,
Need your hair cascading in the night
The racing heartbeats calling each to each
Yet yours beyond my simple fingers' reach.

A handled hip, together falling down,
Crystalline and coupled in stillwater waves,
Tracing every length, the latitude lines
To map your world and make it wholly mine --
My skies, my seas, my blessed unbroken ground;
This midnight meeting miracles may bring:
Our names this earth our union will engrave
As we make upon this snow a second sort of spring.


Pursuit.mp3 (1012 kB) [audio/mpeg]

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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-07-26 12:54:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by maf54 (user info) at 2008-05-14 05:09:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Just to counter what that idiot Director did to you.

Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-13 17:38:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by ballsonurchin (user info) at 2007-02-12 04:26:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Go away.

Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2006-12-20 22:55:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

JonnyX was killed yesterday when his hard drive exploded and he was buried underneath seven tons of untreated waste material he was planning to post next year.

In lieu of flowers, please donate here: http://216.220.97.17/


Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-12-20 13:56:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-12-20 13:44:46 (#)
Ranking: 0

thank you apollo.

i know he's violent and psychotic. i wanna do him. at least i know i'd be on familiar ground. but he's old :(
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old is a problem...


bugger.

Cos i'm JUST like him... tough and eveyting.

Honest

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-12-20 13:44:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

thank you apollo.

i know he's violent and psychotic. i wanna do him. at least i know i'd be on familiar ground. but he's old :(

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-12-20 13:39:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

vinne jones

wimbledon

gazza's dick




Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-12-20 13:36:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I chuckled. The question is, was I laughing at you or with you.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-12-20 13:34:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

wait you're english????

you sound like that vinnie dude tha ti always forget his last name. he was a footballer that grabbed someone else's dick and twisted it. manchester united maybe?

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2006-12-20 13:30:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0



Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-12-20 13:20:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I wish I had speakers at work. I'll +2 on conviction of other uberers alone.

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-12-20 12:30:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-12-20 11:24:09 (#)
Ranking: 2

I'll be making an appearance at the downtown Barnes & Noble autographing my poems and selling "Good Girls Go Barefoot Bounding" bumper stickers. Line stars at 3, doors open at 4. Be there.
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I'll take two of those stickers... front and rear.

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-12-20 12:29:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-12-20 10:58:10 (#)
Ranking: 2

you pop into the mike too much

and turn down the freakin bass in yo voice
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The mic?? I was using my Grado Labs headphones as a mic.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-12-20 11:24:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'll be making an appearance at the downtown Barnes & Noble autographing my poems and selling "Good Girls Go Barefoot Bounding" bumper stickers. Line stars at 3, doors open at 4. Be there.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-12-20 10:58:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

you pop into the mike too much

and turn down the freakin bass in yo voice

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-12-20 10:52:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You'll be getting these all day.
Come to terms with that.

Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2006-12-20 10:39:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

This sounded pretty neat.

You probably wont think so, becauee everyone hates listening to the sound of their own recorded voice. At least I do, because my voice sounds like 2 trains colliding on a mine field.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-12-20 10:36:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You sound like somebody famous.

Good choice.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-12-20 10:32:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'M FAMOUS BITCH

Who knew you had an accent?
Besides you, I mean.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-12-20 10:08:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Nice voice.


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