President Bush's Kwanzaa message (272 hits)
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Submitted by Maddog<mark.damon.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2006-12-20 12:17:15 EST
President Bush's Kwanzaa message
By: The Associated Press -
I send greetings to those observing Nigger Crimmus.
During the seven days of Kwanzaa leading up to the New Year, ho's and fros come together in a spirit of love and joy to honor their rich African heritage, reflect on the Seven secret spices in the Colonels chicken and give thanks for the blessings of WIC and first offender status. Forty years after the first Kwanzaa, this hopeful occasion remains an opportunity to build the bail bond fund for the family, and move ever closer to the founding promise of forty acres and a mule for all you moon crickets.
Our nation is a better place because of the contributions African-Americans have made to our prison populations, rap music, and drug related violence over the course of generations. As you gather to celebrate your baby mama drama this Kwanzaa, I encourage you to take another hit of crack, and look to the future filled with confidence that four out of five of you will be dead by gunfire, sickle cell or chronic alcoholism before you are 30.
Laura and I send our best wishes for a joyous Kwanzaa and a blessed New Year. Peace out, Yo.
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Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-12-20 13:15:23 EST (#)
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Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2006-12-20 12:31:09 EST (#)
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Absolutely retarded.
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-12-20 12:30:04 EST (#)
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I hate Bush.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-12-20 12:29:25 EST (#)
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Poor.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-12-20 12:20:28 EST (#)
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it's ELEVEN herbs and spices you dumb nigger now get back to work before I tell your overseer you're in the future posting on the internet