President Bush's Kwanzaa message (396 hits)
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Submitted by Maddog<mark.damon.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2006-12-20 12:35:04 EST
President Bush's Kwanzaa message
By: The Associated Press -
I send greetings to those observing Nigger Crimmus.
During the seven days of Kwanzaa leading up to the New Year, ho's and fros come together in a spirit of love and joy to honor their rich African heritage, reflect on the Seven secret spices in the Colonels chicken and give thanks for the blessings of WIC and first offender status. Forty years after the first Kwanzaa, this hopeful occasion remains an opportunity to build the bail bond fund for the family, and move ever closer to the founding promise of forty acres and a mule for all you moon crickets.
Our nation is a better place because of the contributions African-Americans have made to our prison populations, rap music, and drug related violence over the course of generations. As you gather to celebrate your baby mama drama this Kwanzaa, I encourage you to take another hit of crack, and look to the future filled with confidence that four out of five of you will be dead by gunfire, sickle cell or chronic alcoholism before you are 30.
Laura and I send our best wishes for a joyous Kwanzaa and a blessed New Year. Peace out, Yo.
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Submitted by RenTheUnsightly (user info) at 2007-01-29 01:23:27 EST (#)
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you're so awesome, it makes me retarded. Just like that song: "let's get retarded in heah! Let's get retarded in hah!" You must be a black man who listens to Black Eyed Peas with black pussy on your mind and black tints on your ride, and a black hole in your heart where your mother used to love you. Word, diggity!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-12-20 13:50:42 EST (#)
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Do you loathe the day you were born?
Submitted by Crudite (user info) at 2006-12-20 13:30:58 EST (#)
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Hmm. I think I'm about due for a shoeshine.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-12-20 13:27:01 EST (#)
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2006-12-20 13:24:04 EST (#)
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Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-12-20 13:15:42 EST (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-12-20 12:55:11 EST (#)
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i laughed
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2006-12-20 12:52:02 EST (#)
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I hope Santa busts a cap in your ass, then stabs you, then kills you.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-12-20 12:40:30 EST (#)
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We didn't need this again.