My Date With Mrs. Shlongy (NSFA) (871 hits)
Category: NoneRating: 0.54 on 31 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by PokeyMen (View user info) at 2006-12-20 14:27:52 EST
Started and ended with this.
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Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-12-21 00:31:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
did anyone else happen to notice that she's sit'n in the sleeper of a truck?
MMMMmmmmmmmm!...roll up the windows, turn on the heater and take a big wiff!
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2006-12-20 22:51:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
JonnyX was killed yesterday when his hard drive exploded and he was buried underneath seven tons of untreated waste material he was planning to post next year.
In lieu of flowers, please donate here: http://216.220.97.17/
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2006-12-20 20:09:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
For posting a pic of an exceedingly ugly woman - and to be consistent (-2ing pics of ugly women today)
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-12-20 20:00:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Thank God I'm not there yet.
What's YOUR excuse?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-12-20 19:41:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I guess old age affords you the oppurtunity to be unfunny and unwitty. For shame.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-12-20 19:23:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I guess sicose thinks I'm trying to "turn him on", according to his response.
You HAVE to do something to be able to play cards in casinos for 30 hours straight, for shitssakes.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-12-20 19:22:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Beer? I drink beer for breakfast.
Brown Liquor and blow...the only way to go.
I'm still a ways from 50, BTW. That's why I could still steal any broad who was stupid enough to think that you were some kind of "catch".
Be careful!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-12-20 19:21:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
whats wrong with coke?
intolerant bastard
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-12-20 19:14:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Contrary to your belief shlongy, people who are 50ish and do coke aren't a big turn on. Being one of the "good ole' boys" has it perks however...I suppose. I don't do drugs.
Beer?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-12-20 19:09:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Shlongy doesn't do endive, salad, or coffee.
Got any coke?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-12-20 19:04:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow, it's not so amazing how shlongy is another man's bitch. Who would have guessed?
Shlongy, we still on for endive salad and coffee?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-12-20 18:43:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
All I did was change a rating, Inflatohead.
I had to. bart pays some of my bills.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-12-20 18:41:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
that WAS gay shlongy.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-12-20 15:45:43 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-12-20 15:01:08 (#)
Ranking: -2
bart has spoken.
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Funny, that's exactly what Electro says.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-12-20 15:38:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you too?
Submitted by beauxjizzle (user info) at 2006-12-20 15:19:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
thats a dude. gotta be.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-12-20 15:01:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
bart has spoken.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2006-12-20 14:53:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2006-12-20 14:40:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck Hadley, that was an UNCOOL BANNING OFFENSE
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2006-12-20 14:39:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hawt
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-12-20 14:37:38 EST (#)
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http://stuff.ubersite.com/1127841061169513041/1/yuck.JPG
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-12-20 14:35:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Old and well-used.
I'm referring to the theme of this post, of course.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-12-20 14:35:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Or, did you take this picture in the back of your van?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-12-20 14:34:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, and I really don't appreciate a loser like you using the "Shlongy" name to capitalize and try and improve on your usual microscopic hit count.
Where do Swanson's like you even FIND these pictures? And why do you search for them?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-12-20 14:31:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Good God...That's not even nice enough for Grandma Shlongy.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-12-20 14:29:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*falls off chair laughing*
*dies*
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-12-20 14:29:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
MINE EYES!
What's with you fuckers and ugliness today?
Knock it the fuck off!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-12-20 14:29:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn, I knew she got around.
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-12-20 14:29:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh shit......this is going to get messy.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-12-20 14:28:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
bahahahahaah
She's British, no?
Submitted by PokeyMen (user info) at 2006-12-20 14:28:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
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